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TalkSPORT this Christmas
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Xmas Eve
21:00
On the Sporting Couch
Broadcaster and psychotherapist Gary Bloom conducts an on air therapy session with former England rugby player Duncan Bell
Xmas day
00:00
Extra Time on talkSPORT
Bob Ballard hosts the fastest sports show on the dial featuring reaction to sport at home and abroad. Call the show on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min), text 81089 (50p + charges) or why not follow on Twitter @tsextratime
06:00
Alan Brazil's Christmas Breakfast
Alan Brazil and special guests wish you all a very merry Christmas morning!
10:00
A Jim White Christmas
Jim White, Perry Groves and Bob Mills take a look back at some of the best sporting moments of 2016.
13:00
H and J's Clips of the Year
Paul Hawksbee and Andy Jacobs look back at some of the funniest talkSPORT clips of 2016.
16:00
Clash of the Titans
Heavyweight broadcasters Mark Saggers, Adrian Durham, Mike Parry and Tony Cascarino cast their expert eyes back over 2016.
19:00
Gary Neville's Manchester
Guillem Ballague talks to Gary Neville about his time at Manchester United.
21:00
Sports Bar Christmas Party
Andy Goldstein and Jason Cundy keep the festive spirit going with the Sports Bar Christmas Party.
21:00
On the Sporting Couch
Broadcaster and psychotherapist Gary Bloom conducts an on air therapy session with former England rugby player Duncan Bell
Xmas day
00:00
Extra Time on talkSPORT
Bob Ballard hosts the fastest sports show on the dial featuring reaction to sport at home and abroad. Call the show on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min), text 81089 (50p + charges) or why not follow on Twitter @tsextratime
06:00
Alan Brazil's Christmas Breakfast
Alan Brazil and special guests wish you all a very merry Christmas morning!
10:00
A Jim White Christmas
Jim White, Perry Groves and Bob Mills take a look back at some of the best sporting moments of 2016.
13:00
H and J's Clips of the Year
Paul Hawksbee and Andy Jacobs look back at some of the funniest talkSPORT clips of 2016.
16:00
Clash of the Titans
Heavyweight broadcasters Mark Saggers, Adrian Durham, Mike Parry and Tony Cascarino cast their expert eyes back over 2016.
19:00
Gary Neville's Manchester
Guillem Ballague talks to Gary Neville about his time at Manchester United.
21:00
Sports Bar Christmas Party
Andy Goldstein and Jason Cundy keep the festive spirit going with the Sports Bar Christmas Party.
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
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Re: TalkSPORT this Christmas
WHY DID YOU CENSOR 1900 CHRISTMAS EVE YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!sjbarca wrote:Xmas Eve
21:00
On the Sporting Couch
Broadcaster and psychotherapist Gary Bloom conducts an on air therapy session with former England rugby player Duncan Bell
Xmas day
00:00
Extra Time on talkSPORT
Bob Ballard hosts the fastest sports show on the dial featuring reaction to sport at home and abroad. Call the show on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min), text 81089 (50p + charges) or why not follow on Twitter @tsextratime
06:00
Alan Brazil's Christmas Breakfast
Alan Brazil and special guests wish you all a very merry Christmas morning!
10:00
A Jim White Christmas
Jim White, Perry Groves and Bob Mills take a look back at some of the best sporting moments of 2016.
13:00
H and J's Clips of the Year
Paul Hawksbee and Andy Jacobs look back at some of the funniest talkSPORT clips of 2016.
16:00
Clash of the Titans
Heavyweight broadcasters Mark Saggers, Adrian Durham, Mike Parry and Tony Cascarino cast their expert eyes back over 2016.
19:00
Gary Neville's Manchester
Guillem Ballague talks to Gary Neville about his time at Manchester United.
21:00
Sports Bar Christmas Party
Andy Goldstein and Jason Cundy keep the festive spirit going with the Sports Bar Christmas Party.
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Re: TalkSPORT this Christmas
Xmas Eve
06:00
Seven Days of talkSPORT
Tom Bellwood looks back at the last seven days on the home of live football, talkSPORT
07:00
Weekend Sports Breakfast
Georgie Bingham and Tony Cascarino bring you the definitive word on all the top sporting stories. Call the show on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min) or text 81089 (50p + charges)
11:00
The Warm-Up with The Two Mikes
Mike Graham and Mike Parry bring you pre-match banter and more ahead of the big kick off. Call the show on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min) or text 81089 (50p + charges)
13:00
Matchday Live
Live Aviva Premiership Rugby Commentary of Wasps v Bath. Call the show on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min), text on 81089 (50p + charges)
16:00
Clash of the Titans
Heavyweight broadcasters Mark Saggers, Adrian Durham, Mike Parry and Tony Cascarino cast their expert eyes back over 2016.
19:00
All Time Manchester United
Andy Goldstein talks to singer and fan Olly Murs about his all-time Manchester United.
21:00
On the Sporting Couch
Broadcaster and psychotherapist Gary Bloom conducts an on air therapy session with former England rugby player Duncan Bell.
22:00
My Sporting Life Best of 2016
Listen to some of the best moments from My Sporting Life 2016.
06:00
Seven Days of talkSPORT
Tom Bellwood looks back at the last seven days on the home of live football, talkSPORT
07:00
Weekend Sports Breakfast
Georgie Bingham and Tony Cascarino bring you the definitive word on all the top sporting stories. Call the show on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min) or text 81089 (50p + charges)
11:00
The Warm-Up with The Two Mikes
Mike Graham and Mike Parry bring you pre-match banter and more ahead of the big kick off. Call the show on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min) or text 81089 (50p + charges)
13:00
Matchday Live
Live Aviva Premiership Rugby Commentary of Wasps v Bath. Call the show on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min), text on 81089 (50p + charges)
16:00
Clash of the Titans
Heavyweight broadcasters Mark Saggers, Adrian Durham, Mike Parry and Tony Cascarino cast their expert eyes back over 2016.
19:00
All Time Manchester United
Andy Goldstein talks to singer and fan Olly Murs about his all-time Manchester United.
21:00
On the Sporting Couch
Broadcaster and psychotherapist Gary Bloom conducts an on air therapy session with former England rugby player Duncan Bell.
22:00
My Sporting Life Best of 2016
Listen to some of the best moments from My Sporting Life 2016.
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Wasps v bath? What the CUNT
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Brazzer putting in an appearance on the big day, what a trooper.
And to think people think he's nothing but a workshy pissed-up lead-swinger.
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Re: TalkSPORT this Christmas
sjbarca wrote:Xmas Eve
06:00
Seven Days of talkSPORT
Tom Bellwood looks back at the last seven days on the home of live football, talkSPORT
07:00
Weekend Sports Breakfast
Georgie Bingham and Tony Cascarino bring you the definitive word on all the top sporting stories. Call the show on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min) or text 81089 (50p + charges)
11:00
The Warm-Up with The Two Mikes
Mike Graham and Mike Parry bring you pre-match banter and more ahead of the big kick off. Call the show on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min) or text 81089 (50p + charges)
13:00
Matchday Live
Live Aviva Premiership Rugby Commentary of Wasps v Bath. Call the show on 08717 22 33 44 (13p/min), text on 81089 (50p + charges)
16:00
Clash of the Titans
Heavyweight broadcasters Mark Saggers, Adrian Durham, Mike Parry and Tony Cascarino cast their expert eyes back over 2016.
19:00
All Time Manchester United
Andy Goldstein talks to singer and fan Olly Murs about his all-time Manchester United.
21:00
On the Sporting Couch
Broadcaster and psychotherapist Gary Bloom conducts an on air therapy session with former England rugby player Duncan Bell.
22:00
My Sporting Life Best of 2016
Listen to some of the best moments from My Sporting Life 2016.
'Arry H Christ! If a three year old was force fed Scrabble tiles and then vomited them up on to a plate of Alphabetti Spaghetti then it would still make infinity times more sense than anything that those four crayon eating, 'Aitch fellating sons of whores could ever dream of drivelling.
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Re: TalkSPORT this Christmas
They are making out Parlour will be doing the show with Alan in Suffolk on the day??!!Jonathan Grunt wrote:Brazzer putting in an appearance on the big day, what a trooper.
And to think people think he's nothing but a workshy pissed-up lead-swinger.
GOOD OLD ALAN
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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I can certainly envisage a bemused Way loyally turning up chez Brazil on Christmas morn ....sjbarca wrote:They are making out Parlour will be doing the show with Alan in Suffolk on the day??!!Jonathan Grunt wrote:Brazzer putting in an appearance on the big day, what a trooper.
And to think people think he's nothing but a workshy pissed-up lead-swinger.
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He reckons he's staying the night before and won't be disturbed if Mrs Brazil starts on this and that early in the morning.Jonathan Grunt wrote:I can certainly envisage a bemused Way loyally turning up chez Brazil on Christmas morn ....sjbarca wrote:They are making out Parlour will be doing the show with Alan in Suffolk on the day??!!Jonathan Grunt wrote:Brazzer putting in an appearance on the big day, what a trooper.
And to think people think he's nothing but a workshy pissed-up lead-swinger.
GOOD OLD ALAN
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Re: TalkSPORT this Christmas
Listening to some Ars'nal-baiting
Tiresome dreary, Wenger-hating
Jurgen-loving (and Joe Hart).
Felt the fires of hatred start;
Some cunt will be offside
Or maybe not; who cares?
I'm gonna be Talk-hawk-Sport this Christmas!
Tiresome dreary, Wenger-hating
Jurgen-loving (and Joe Hart).
Felt the fires of hatred start;
Some cunt will be offside
Or maybe not; who cares?
I'm gonna be Talk-hawk-Sport this Christmas!
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These are spoof listings right? I'm getting fucking confused now. On The Sporting Couch? A Jim White Christmas? Seriously, tell me, because they sound almost fucking plausible. Anyway, I'll assume they are and add my own....
Xmas Day:
0600: Fisherman's Booze: Alan Brazil and former Ex-Arsenal piss-head Tony Adams talk all-things football, beer, and fishing on the banks of a Suffolk river as the corpses of murdered Ipswich prostitutes float by. Listen out for a special guest appearance by Adams' ex team-mate Ray 'Cahnt' Parlour.
Xmas Day:
0600: Fisherman's Booze: Alan Brazil and former Ex-Arsenal piss-head Tony Adams talk all-things football, beer, and fishing on the banks of a Suffolk river as the corpses of murdered Ipswich prostitutes float by. Listen out for a special guest appearance by Adams' ex team-mate Ray 'Cahnt' Parlour.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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As bad as the Essex Manc glory boy cuntfest is likely to be anyway, the "All-Time" part is frankly shit. Olly ain't gunna recawl the New-un Eef daiz wiv Golders iz ee?
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Heard a trailer for the Stain and Murs' fantasy Man U shite night. TalkSPORT, with this show, you are really spoiling us.
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I shall, as ever, be listening to a recording of The Moose's solo show that was broadcast on Christmas day a few years ago.
Still the worst thing ever broadcast anywhere.
Why is there no talkSPORT Gold station to showcase such gems?
Still the worst thing ever broadcast anywhere.
Why is there no talkSPORT Gold station to showcase such gems?
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Imagine Christmas morning at Alan's house. Who wouldn't want some of that?
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Err, Alan. No Sports Bar and Grill Christmas lunch so the cunt will have to go home and see the family. Pray for the grandchildren having a big purple head Barney breathing booze fumes and 'you're a wee belter' into their innocent faces'
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Buckfast FizzJames90125 wrote:Imagine Christmas morning at Alan's house. Who wouldn't want some of that?
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"Which one are you agin?"Carlos J wrote:Err, Alan. No Sports Bar and Grill Christmas lunch so the cunt will have to go home and see the family. Pray for the grandchildren having a big purple head Barney breathing booze fumes and 'you're a wee belter' into their innocent faces'
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EddieCheddar wrote:Buckfast FizzJames90125 wrote:Imagine Christmas morning at Alan's house. Who wouldn't want some of that?
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Jill ahhhhv shat the sofa.....aghhhhhhh......
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Next five fixtures and endless reminiscences of the Lisbon Lions. Bewdiful.James90125 wrote:Imagine Christmas morning at Alan's house. Who wouldn't want some of that?
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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Next five prezzies more like....kancutlawns wrote:Next five fixtures and endless reminiscences of the Lisbon Lions. Bewdiful.James90125 wrote:Imagine Christmas morning at Alan's house. Who wouldn't want some of that?
"Comin' up Wee Stavros has a Hatchimal frae his Granny Jill. Oooh a bit on ra steep side tha'. And ah tol' her not tae go daft with ra cash too. It'll be broke by Boxin' Day. And so will i at this rate.
Nixt little Arianna gets a Fisher price Code-a-Pillar from her Granny. How much did this set ya back,woman? Whit?!! 50 quid!!! Fuck , ah tole ye ah have an 'in' at tha' new toy warehoose at Felixstowe docks, 'Prenty Cheep Imports Chinese Toys' , ah cud hae got some shite for ra bairns buckshee!
And nixt up , this is fer both you kids from yer auld Granda Alan. No, its not an unusual shape fer a toy, just open ra bugger....Whit!!? Whaddaya mean 'inappropriate', woman?! Thats 20 year old single malt, that is! They cant? Oh right , ah forgot that. < fake sigh > Ah well, givvus it here, it'll no' go to waste....no, no thats no' a card stuck to the bottle! No...thats not what "Merry Xmas, Mr Brazil, thanks for all the free plugs in 2016, from all your friends at Sham 69 Indian Cuisine' means at all! Ah dinnae ken how tha' got stuck to ra bottle, honest Jill, honest....Jill, Jill! Whur are ye storming aff too?!....Doan leave me wi' these brats! Shite thur cryin' now!! Shut up, will yez fer fucks sake! Fuckin bubbles!......."
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You're wasted here Bas!Basualdo wrote:Next five prezzies more like....kancutlawns wrote:Next five fixtures and endless reminiscences of the Lisbon Lions. Bewdiful.James90125 wrote:Imagine Christmas morning at Alan's house. Who wouldn't want some of that?
"Comin' up Wee Stavros has a Hatchimal frae his Granny Jill. Oooh a bit on ra steep side tha'. And ah tol' her not tae go daft with ra cash too. It'll be broke by Boxin' Day. And so will i at this rate.
Nixt little Arianna gets a Fisher price Code-a-Pillar from her Granny. How much did this set ya back,woman? Whit?!! 50 quid!!! Fuck , ah tole ye ah have an 'in' at tha' new toy warehoose at Felixstowe docks, 'Prenty Cheep Imports Chinese Toys' , ah cud hae got some shite for ra bairns buckshee!
And nixt up , this is fer both you kids from yer auld Granda Alan. No, its not an unusual shape fer a toy, just open ra bugger....Whit!!? Whaddaya mean 'inappropriate', woman?! Thats 20 year old single malt, that is! They cant? Oh right , ah forgot that. < fake sigh > Ah well, givvus it here, it'll no' go to waste....no, no thats no' a card stuck to the bottle! No...thats not what "Merry Xmas, Mr Brazil, thanks for all the free plugs in 2016, from all your friends at Sham 69 Indian Cuisine' means at all! Ah dinnae ken how tha' got stuck to ra bottle, honest Jill, honest....Jill, Jill! Whur are ye storming aff too?!....Doan leave me wi' these brats! Shite thur cryin' now!! Shut up, will yez fer fucks sake! Fuckin bubbles!......."
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