Countries/Nationalites as surnames
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Re: Countries/Nationalites as surnames
SURNAMES, you utter anuses.
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Fuck it...Lets Kankerate this mutha
Derek Mongolia
Paul Lithuania
Trevor Botswana-Uganda
Alan Italy
Dave Portugal
Robin Russia
Dick Zimbabwe
Steve Lichtenstein-Wales
Gavin Bangladesh
Peter Peru
Victor Uruguay
Simon Switzerland
Clive Nigeria
Dirk Algeria
Tony Serbia
Frank Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia
Albert Andorra
Phil Panama
Derek Mongolia
Paul Lithuania
Trevor Botswana-Uganda
Alan Italy
Dave Portugal
Robin Russia
Dick Zimbabwe
Steve Lichtenstein-Wales
Gavin Bangladesh
Peter Peru
Victor Uruguay
Simon Switzerland
Clive Nigeria
Dirk Algeria
Tony Serbia
Frank Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia
Albert Andorra
Phil Panama
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
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Re: Countries/Nationalites as surnames
Those don't compute. There needs to be some degree of authenticity and syncing between the first and last names i.e. Derek's probably not indigenous in Mongolia nor Robin in Russia. Algeria is a Muslim country so Dirk wouldn't be a typical first name there. Dirk The Netherlands or Alana Italy may be more appropriate.
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Put this one up your arse...kancutlawns wrote: I'll put sad emos wherever I want!!
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Done.Reg wrote:Put this one up your arse...kancutlawns wrote: I'll put sad emos wherever I want!!
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I was only joking.kancutlawns wrote:Done.Reg wrote:Put this one up your arse...kancutlawns wrote: I'll put sad emos wherever I want!!
Now some overworked junior doctor is going to have to extract it.
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We need to have a moratorium on sad emos. Happy and wanking ones only.
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If people like you keep shoving them up your backsides, we'll need a sanitorium.kancutlawns wrote:We need to have a moratorium on sad emos.
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Never said I was going to shove more up my backsoide. I only did that one out of decency to a fellow forumster and I'm a man of my word, it was never done as a precedent.
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Whether intentional or not, the effect if your antics will be to encourage every impressionable simpleton in this here bailiwick to follow suit.
The strain on the nation's A&E departments will be unbearable.
The strain on the nation's A&E departments will be unbearable.
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Anus & Excrement?
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Who's Jason Vardy?kancutlawns wrote:Jason Cape Vardy
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Anal and ExtricationThe Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Anus & Excrement?
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Footballer, plays for Leicester City, current Premier League champions.The End wrote:Who's Jason Vardy?kancutlawns wrote:Jason Cape Vardy
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Jason Vardy?kancutlawns wrote:Footballer, plays for Leicester City, current Premier League champions.The End wrote:Who's Jason Vardy?kancutlawns wrote:Jason Cape Vardy
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Correct. Jamie Vardy.
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Never be sarcastic. It always bites you on the arse.kancutlawns wrote:Correct. Jamie Vardy.
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Never be sarcastic on a messageboard? Really? It was a typo, don't get all precious.
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Not a typo. A kanko.kancutlawns wrote:Never be sarcastic on a messageboard? Really? It was a typo, don't get all precious.
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Fuck off and leave this thread immediately.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Not a typo. A kanko.kancutlawns wrote:Never be sarcastic on a messageboard? Really? It was a typo, don't get all precious.
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Reported in the strongest possible terms to the highest possible level of moderation available to me at this juncture.
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That's a good shout but everyone's on their late summer hols and no mods around. It's a good thing admin/mods aren't the fire service otherwise we'd be waiting until next Spring for a callout, if then.
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It wasn't a typo. It was getting a name wrong - twice - and the secind time included a sarky response indicating I was ignorant. Only you are getting precious.kancutlawns wrote:Never be sarcastic on a messageboard? Really? It was a typo, don't get all precious.
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Yes it was a typo and I guess getting the name wrong as a CONSEQUENCE. the last three letters were in a slightly different configuration which indicates a typo. It wasn't like I called him Nathaniel or Alexandropopolous was it? Calm down, we're all here for a laugh, nothing more, nothing less.
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