SPOTY 2016
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SPOTY 2016
If Andy Murray wins sports personality of the year I'm going to be fucking furious. I'd rather Justin Rose win it for services to dullness. Jason Kenny and Laura 'common as muck' Trott must be in the running too. Fucking hell. I'd like to see Mark Cavendish up for it, he's a disagreeable little fucker and always good value when it comes to sulking-around and being bitter, plus he bad-mouths Brad Wiggins, which is never a bad thing. Amy Tinkler too, she came across well, too young and innocent to develop into a prize cunt like the other athlete's.
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Andy Murray pisses it for an unprecedented 3rd time.
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I'd like Max Whitlock or Adam Peaty to win.delboy1983 wrote:Andy Murray pisses it for an unprecedented 3rd time.
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PissTank will plump for Rory or some midget Irish jockey as usual.
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You are always furious.carcinogen wrote:If Andy Murray wins sports personality of the year I'm going to be fucking furious.
You are a very angry person.
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And me.
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Clare Balding. Gabby Logan. Gary Linekar. Sue Barker. The list of presenters is almost as long as the list of nominee's and all are equally as fucking dull as each other. It's almost as if dullness is catching. Andy Murray can barely fucking articulate himself in a coherent manner. He mumbles. I can barely understand what the bloke utters. Fucking hell. I hope to be dead before this joke of a show airs.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
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Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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Turn your deaf aid up full volumecarcinogen wrote:Clare Balding. Gabby Logan. Gary Linekar. Sue Barker. The list of presenters is almost as long as the list of nominee's and all are equally as fucking dull as each other. It's almost as if dullness is catching. Andy Murray can barely fucking articulate himself in a coherent manner. He mumbles. I can barely understand what the bloke utters. Fucking hell. I hope to be dead before this joke of a show airs.
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I would vote for Charlotte Dujardin....if I voted.
Alex Young, Howard Kendall, Andy King, Timmy Cahill, Dixie Dean and Mike Parry.....we'll never see the likes of them again.
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It's either Mo or Andy with Laura an outsider. The rest are nowhere.
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carcinogen wrote:Fucking hell. I hope to be dead before this joke of a show airs.
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I've re-read some of my earlier posts and I must confess I like what I have said. Utter bollocks of course. But how Ronnie O'Sullivan cannot be the perpetual winner of this bogus gong is beyond me. The man is a fucking genius. My only sadness is that his obvious genius could not have somehow been channelled into mathematics or physics rather than giving a career to cunts like John Virgo or Willie 'I'm so useless I can't even kill myself' Thorne.
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Move to sport
I heard gods fast but I'd have to go up against him before I believe it
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The winner would be quite clear if not for political reasons, and that would be Tyson Fury.
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BBC Sports Personality of the year; I honestly do not see the point of this programme.
I mean, who gives a shit?
I mean, who gives a shit?
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Or the Crafty Cockney
What, Del Boy or Arthur ?
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Is he the one who had a sitcom where he lived with his sister Hatty ?
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