Extra-Time with Matt Forde (part 2)
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Only rarely does one read such unadulterated drivel as this.ccreds wrote:Easter Weekend Edition v Wolves Text. These have been going down really well recently with some Talkforum readers.
Not all football fans are supporters of solely premier league and championship clubs so for those who attend lower level games it was business as usual.
"Massive screens in city centres" showing repeats? Imagine the chaos as millions of fans flock to watch a replay of the epic 2003 Milan v Juve final
"Football methodrone"? WTF is methodrone?
"Two men, both fairly intelligent"..? Was Forde not there then?
"Cupboards and DRAWS"? Unbelievable!
I am not surprised at all that Gregg's would ask him to move on (other high street retailers are available and would almost certainly treat him in the same manner).
Oh yes; and I feel fairly certain that any specialist observing Forde on any weekend would seriously consider having him sectioned.
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Absolute fucking rubbish and does he have to go on about food all the time?
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Was the Fforde on this weekend??
Heard he was absent again??
Do his fans(2) know where he is working??
Heard he was absent again??
Do his fans(2) know where he is working??
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He was in the Madison Square Garden cafeteria
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He couldn't make last Friday's show because of a booking error to do with his comedy career Fatt Maude his agent had mistakenly booked him to appear at the Iron Casters & Smelters working men's club in Nether Wallop Yorkshire but word got around fast thankfully.ptang yang63 wrote:Was the Fforde on this weekend??
Heard he was absent again??
Do his fans(2) know where he is working??
On a positive note for Fraud there was no booing or heckling all night and he wasn't pelted with bottles as he left the stage at the end.
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Has he not heard of spellcheck? 'Draws' - amazing.
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Tbf draws might fly on a spellcheck
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Was this dullard again: https://www.talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=18743 And he was on for Hargreaves last night. Clicked off early on Friday after spending half an hour chatting about some producers upcoming nuptials. Boring enough if two chaps in a pub, coma-inducing for the tens of listeners not switching.ptang yang63 wrote:Was the Fforde on this weekend??
Heard he was absent again??
Do his fans(2) know where he is working??
Best thing I could say about Catterall in the other thread
Better than Forde, but is he really the best they can do?
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Hey cc, do you have programs going back to the late 80's/early 90's? The reason I ask is because someone I know was in a photo used as an ad for home brewery on the back of the programs for a good few years about then.
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Ok. I rephrase - cunt doesn't know how to spell 'drawers' or 'methedrone'?The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Tbf draws might fly on a spellcheck
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On Radcliffe Road there's a Newsagents/Sports Memorabilia shop more or less opposite the Cricket Ground. He says he can get Programs going a while back.beingsoblase wrote:Hey cc, do you have programs going back to the late 80's/early 90's? The reason I ask is because someone I know was in a photo used as an ad for home brewery on the back of the programs for a good few years about then.
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Yeah I know the place, I'll have a look when I get the chance.
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Every football fan in the country loves mid-table meaningless football. Fuck that Champions League bollocks, second tier dross is where it's at, guys.
Tonight's programme notes.
Tonight's programme notes.
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How about you non-entities show ccreds a little respect for posting these programme notes up for the forum to enjoy? Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
Thanks as always ccreds mate
Thanks as always ccreds mate
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1. How disrespectful to every poster on here. Absolutely shameful.fattmaude wrote:How about you non-entities show ccreds a little respect for posting these programme notes up for the forum to enjoy? Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
Thanks as always ccreds mate
2. No one enjoys the programme notes.
3. No one else brings badly-written, out-of-date, cripplingly unfunny programme notes 'to the party', thankfully.
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Cheers mate .fattmaude wrote:How about you non-entities show ccreds a little respect for posting these programme notes up for the forum to enjoy? Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
Thanks as always ccreds mate
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I'm sure Roq would bring a few bottles of the finest Russian Vodka to the party if he could.fattmaude wrote: Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
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That's if he hasn't drunk it all firstAlcoholBrazil wrote:I'm sure Roq would bring a few bottles of the finest Russian Vodka to the party if he could.fattmaude wrote: Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
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T'would be my pleasure, Alco-o. Maybe a few of my female Russki friends too to liven things up.AlcoholBrazil wrote:I'm sure Roq would bring a few bottles of the finest Russian Vodka to the party if he could.fattmaude wrote: Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
I don't think I'd bring any programme notes though.
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I don't drink vodka, Fatty, as has been documented on here.fattmaude wrote:That's if he hasn't drunk it all firstAlcoholBrazil wrote:I'm sure Roq would bring a few bottles of the finest Russian Vodka to the party if he could.fattmaude wrote: Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
Try a bit harder.
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I take it that you will be asking that question of yourself.fattmaude wrote:How about you non-entities show ccreds a little respect for posting these programme notes up for the forum to enjoy? Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
Thanks as always ccreds mate
No need to share the answer with us.
We already know it.
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The Beast from the North EastRoquetas wrote:I don't drink vodka, Fatty, as has been documented on here.fattmaude wrote:That's if he hasn't drunk it all firstAlcoholBrazil wrote:I'm sure Roq would bring a few bottles of the finest Russian Vodka to the party if he could.fattmaude wrote: Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
Try a bit harder.
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