Caught after taking pictures of himself doing it.
Dear Sweet Jesus!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... hotos.html
BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
- Basualdo
- Winner - POTY 2011!!!!
- Posts: 16264
- Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:31 am
- Location: Selling some halogen lamps.
BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
Proud Gammon
RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
- Royal24s
- Registered user
- Posts: 2777
- Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:42 am
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
Well, I don't know whether you've ever tried the Microsoft Flight Simulator, but after you've reached the correct altitude and set the course and instrumentation panel, there is a very long boring period while you're over the Atlantic, and I suppose your mind wanders a bit.
Given the other thread someone's started AGAIN about mobile phones, I wonder whether whether this case is more or less dangerous than texting when you're driving ?
https://youtu.be/u1cjaheraq8
Given the other thread someone's started AGAIN about mobile phones, I wonder whether whether this case is more or less dangerous than texting when you're driving ?
https://youtu.be/u1cjaheraq8
'"Beauty is truth, truth beauty,
That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know".
That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know".
- Basualdo
- Winner - POTY 2011!!!!
- Posts: 16264
- Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:31 am
- Location: Selling some halogen lamps.
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
Pornhub on a phone is one thing but this bugger had jazz mags propped up over the instrumentation. And you don't normally stocking up and take pics when driving an Audi down the M6. Anyway long boring stretches of flying are what stewardesses and staff toilets are for.
Proud Gammon
RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
- delboy1983
- Registered user
- Posts: 16762
- Joined: Fri May 20, 2011 1:59 pm
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
Houston we have a problem,the pilot has just come at 30,000 feet
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
- antdad
- Registered user
- Posts: 1227
- Joined: Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:16 am
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
It is a cockpit after all.
- Zambo
- Registered user
- Posts: 12259
- Joined: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:18 am
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
Well as you can't put your car on autopilot, nor be in a situation where there are no other vehicles about, I'd say flying with both hands off the yoke and having a wank, is far less dangerous than driving whilst using a phone. Moreover, unless you are in a driving instructors car you haven't got a co driver.Royal24s wrote:Well, I don't know whether you've ever tried the Microsoft Flight Simulator, but after you've reached the correct altitude and set the course and instrumentation panel, there is a very long boring period while you're over the Atlantic, and I suppose your mind wanders a bit.
Given the other thread someone's started AGAIN about mobile phones, I wonder whether whether this case is more or less dangerous than texting when you're driving ?
https://youtu.be/u1cjaheraq8
Don't always believe what you think, because sometimes its' a load of shite
- The Ghost of Alex Higgins
- No longer the Bridesmaid
- Posts: 24662
- Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:35 pm
- Location: oN TOP
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
WEEF HALL DUNNIT!!
Speaking for the rest of the forum since 2019
- The Tick
- Registered user
- Posts: 4623
- Joined: Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:49 pm
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
Basualdo wrote:Caught after taking pictures of himself doing it.
Dear Sweet Jesus!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... hotos.html
Taking the concept of the cockpit a little too seriously.
- carcinogen
- Registered user
- Posts: 5982
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:01 pm
- Location: East Coast
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
Pilots are only there to allay the fears of passengers. Planes can quite happily fly themselves, without stockings.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
- AlcoholBrazil
- Registered user
- Posts: 9509
- Joined: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:41 am
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
I'd first get permission from the instructor to have a wank in the school car.Zambo wrote: Moreover, unless you are in a driving instructors car you haven't got a co driver.
Boris " Do not look at what I am doing, Look how cute and adorable Dilyn is.....Look at Dilyn ! "
- Sid Pervcat
- Registered user
- Posts: 14486
- Joined: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:43 am
- Location: In With The In Crowd
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
KankairBasualdo wrote:Caught after taking pictures of himself doing it.
Dear Sweet Jesus!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... hotos.html
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
- m4 colin
- Registered user
- Posts: 1687
- Joined: Sun May 23, 2004 5:57 pm
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
That flightdeck layout looks different to me than the one on the wanking photo
I heard gods fast but I'd have to go up against him before I believe it
-
- Registered user
- Posts: 90
- Joined: Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:58 am
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
Biggles flies undone.
- The Ghost of Alex Higgins
- No longer the Bridesmaid
- Posts: 24662
- Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:35 pm
- Location: oN TOP
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
Was it Jon Gaunt?
Speaking for the rest of the forum since 2019
- Northern Troglodite
- Registered user
- Posts: 525
- Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:45 pm
- Location: Ooop Norf
Re: BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.
HE DUN NUFFINK RONG..........OOOO AS GRASSED HIM UP
Bring on "The Clutcher :)