Cars
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Re: Cars
The Octavia vRS Is a belting motor!
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
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But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
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Re: Cars
Sadact7 wrote:Poor Alco
Failco
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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Re: Cars
MX5 is the ultimate tarts car.
I was talking to the bloke who owns the local independent garage which i use and he reckons the most reliable cars on the road are Toyota,he couldnt recall the last time he saw one in his garage.The worst?....Renault,Citroen and Peugeot.
I was talking to the bloke who owns the local independent garage which i use and he reckons the most reliable cars on the road are Toyota,he couldnt recall the last time he saw one in his garage.The worst?....Renault,Citroen and Peugeot.
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Amended for accuracySadact7 wrote:BILFSid Pervcat wrote:Reg wrote:mistymorning wrote:People that are into cars are dicks
For once I agree with you.
I drive a Mini Cooper, but until I read this thread I' didn't realise that I was a milf.
People who are not into cars are probably Homosexual, and a danger to society.
Oh, Reg... You most certainly are NOT a milf.
Or even a RILF.
Bro
I'd
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Fist
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Reported...Steve Hunt wrote:Amended for accuracySadact7 wrote:BILFSid Pervcat wrote:Reg wrote:mistymorning wrote:People that are into cars are dicks
For once I agree with you.
I drive a Mini Cooper, but until I read this thread I' didn't realise that I was a milf.
People who are not into cars are probably Homosexual, and a danger to society.
Oh, Reg... You most certainly are NOT a milf.
Or even a RILF.
Bro
I'd
Like to
Fist
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Re: Cars
The Crew 4 Lyfe seem to be keen on fisting.
Most queer.
Most queer.
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I feel his pain broSadact7 wrote:Poor racist Alc-O
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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Evidence ? Halifax Pauline.Sadact7 wrote:Poor racist Alc-O
That card is so worn and tattered now. Do you want fish with that chip ?
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Oh dear...AlcoholBrazil wrote:Evidence ? Halifax Pauline.Sadact7 wrote:Poor racist Alc-O
That card is so worn and tattered now. Do you want fish with that chip ?
https://www.talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.p ... 3&start=30
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Banter
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I'm amazed that the poster responsible for the most offensive post in Talkforum history is complaining about an alleged offensive post.
I will not repeat what it was as it is etched in our memories.
I will not repeat what it was as it is etched in our memories.
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No I wouldn't want to have your infamy when it comes to offensive posts .Sadact7 wrote:I'm not saying you're offensive, you're neither bright enough nor important enough to be offensive..
And I don't need your respect, I wouldn't know what to do with it. Give it to your homies instead .
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Didn't stop you voting for me in POTY a few times did it?AlcoholBrazil wrote:
No I wouldn't want to have your infamy when it comes to offensive posts
Probably for the bestAlcoholBrazil wrote:And I don't need your respect.
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Re: Cars
Will you be supporting your local club today Paul,where do you park your L-reg Orion when attending the Shay mate?
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I was going to be pedantic and remark that the Orion only went up to K reg. But then I saw this:Sadact7 wrote:What a sad fucking cunt you arefinchman wrote:Will you be supporting your local club today Paul,where do you park your L-reg Orion when attending the Shay mate?
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j ... 0060309021
I could have sworn that they had ceased production by 1994
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Ford had shitloads stockpiled Steve...They actually stopped making them a few years prior, but new cars were still registered after production ceased.Steve Hunt wrote:I was going to be pedantic and remark that the Orion only went up to K reg. But then I saw this:Sadact7 wrote:What a sad fucking cunt you arefinchman wrote:Will you be supporting your local club today Paul,where do you park your L-reg Orion when attending the Shay mate?
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j ... 0060309021
I could have sworn that they had ceased production by 1994
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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What did you get in the end?theleader82 wrote:Another one I thought of was the Citroen 3ds, but apparently that's a girls car also.People say a golf is a boy racer car so insurance might be a lot.
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