Girlfriend Regrets
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Girlfriend Regrets
Rapinder. 'Roo' I called her. She was into me yet I rejected her. Too good for me. Never got that ticket for the Milan derby even though we wandered around the San Siro. Bought a beer though. I miss you Roo. I do.
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Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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It WAS a poem, you philistine.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:No poem My Carc?
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Oh Roo, my Roo, my lovely Roo,
Oh how I crave your fervent woo.
The thrill I missed when I lost you,
T'was Milan six and Inter two.
Oh how I crave your fervent woo.
The thrill I missed when I lost you,
T'was Milan six and Inter two.
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I once Knew a girl, name of Roo
Who liked me to cover her in poo
I shat on her chest
And made quite a mess
And I even ate some of it too
Who liked me to cover her in poo
I shat on her chest
And made quite a mess
And I even ate some of it too
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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Is that an original piece of work, Sid?Sid Pervcat wrote:I once Knew a girl, name of Roo
Who liked me to cover her in poo
I shat on her chest
And made quite a mess
And I even ate some of it too
Or did you blatantly steal it from Richard Keys?
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The usual types and a Mod have had their say. Most amusing as always.
Partridgeland friend. Two for me. Dear Amanda. Rich girl slumming. We partied and mushrooms a few times. She massaged me as a wannabe masseuse and a future flicks trip never happened. A lovely girl, a fair haired maiden if I recall correctly, which I do. Played it long and wrong, but hey.
Worst wentaway. Nicely proposed Coxey, Coxey was always nicely proposed. Lunches galore on the banks of the Trent, Ging and pale of face, but a pure beauty. But snooze and lose and next you know loved up with some cunt.
Little online for if so frustrated stalking suitors, but hey, many Councillor Cox are online.
Partridgeland friend. Two for me. Dear Amanda. Rich girl slumming. We partied and mushrooms a few times. She massaged me as a wannabe masseuse and a future flicks trip never happened. A lovely girl, a fair haired maiden if I recall correctly, which I do. Played it long and wrong, but hey.
Worst wentaway. Nicely proposed Coxey, Coxey was always nicely proposed. Lunches galore on the banks of the Trent, Ging and pale of face, but a pure beauty. But snooze and lose and next you know loved up with some cunt.
Little online for if so frustrated stalking suitors, but hey, many Councillor Cox are online.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Carlos J wrote:The usual types and a Mod have had their say. Most amusing as always.
Partridgeland friend. Two for me. Dear Amanda. Rich girl slumming. We partied and mushrooms a few times. She massaged me as a wannabe masseuse and a future flicks trip never happened. A lovely girl, a fair haired maiden if I recall correctly, which I do. Played it long and wrong, but hey.
Worst wentaway. Nicely proposed Coxey, Coxey was always nicely proposed. Lunches galore on the banks of the Trent, Ging and pale of face, but a pure beauty. But snooze and lose and next you know loved up with some cunt.
Little online for if so frustrated stalking suitors, but hey, many Councillor Cox are online.
I suspect that all of us have at least "one that got away", Carlos.
I know i have. In fact I have three.
If Arsenal were playing in my back garden, I would draw the curtains.
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Not so much 'got away' as 'lucky escape' for them though, wasn't it?Steve Hunt wrote:Carlos J wrote:The usual types and a Mod have had their say. Most amusing as always.
Partridgeland friend. Two for me. Dear Amanda. Rich girl slumming. We partied and mushrooms a few times. She massaged me as a wannabe masseuse and a future flicks trip never happened. A lovely girl, a fair haired maiden if I recall correctly, which I do. Played it long and wrong, but hey.
Worst wentaway. Nicely proposed Coxey, Coxey was always nicely proposed. Lunches galore on the banks of the Trent, Ging and pale of face, but a pure beauty. But snooze and lose and next you know loved up with some cunt.
Little online for if so frustrated stalking suitors, but hey, many Councillor Cox are online.
I suspect that all of us have at least "one that got away", Carlos.
I know i have. In fact I have three.
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CharmingBasualdo wrote:Not so much 'got away' as 'lucky escape' for them though, wasn't it?Steve Hunt wrote:Carlos J wrote:The usual types and a Mod have had their say. Most amusing as always.
Partridgeland friend. Two for me. Dear Amanda. Rich girl slumming. We partied and mushrooms a few times. She massaged me as a wannabe masseuse and a future flicks trip never happened. A lovely girl, a fair haired maiden if I recall correctly, which I do. Played it long and wrong, but hey.
Worst wentaway. Nicely proposed Coxey, Coxey was always nicely proposed. Lunches galore on the banks of the Trent, Ging and pale of face, but a pure beauty. But snooze and lose and next you know loved up with some cunt.
Little online for if so frustrated stalking suitors, but hey, many Councillor Cox are online.
I suspect that all of us have at least "one that got away", Carlos.
I know i have. In fact I have three.
For your info, I bumped into my first fiance about 5 years ago. Unfortunately, she had suffered from a stroke (in her 40's!). It had taken such a horrific toll on her that I didn't even recognise her.
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My God man, you're a walking disaster zone!!
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It was nothing to do with me, you cheeky fucker!Basualdo wrote:My God man, you're a walking disaster zone!!
We split up during Italia 90
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German was she then?Steve Hunt wrote:It was nothing to do with me, you cheeky fucker!Basualdo wrote:My God man, you're a walking disaster zone!!
We split up during Italia 90
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No. We split up early in the competition.Basualdo wrote:German was she then?Steve Hunt wrote:It was nothing to do with me, you cheeky fucker!Basualdo wrote:My God man, you're a walking disaster zone!!
We split up during Italia 90
I watched that game with a group of friends. Amongst them was a rather delectable young lady who was a "friend of a friend" who had come over from South Africa. Anyway, my disappointment at Gazza & Co's tears was tempered by the fact that I had persuaded her to let me take her out on the following weekend.
The following day I received a phone call from my mate warning me that the young lady had aids - the bad sort.
My misery was complete. During one football tournament I had split up with my fiance & moved out, met someone who I liked who it turned out had a death sentence hanging over her & England had once again gloriously crashed out of a major competition.
If Arsenal were playing in my back garden, I would draw the curtains.
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Still think about my very first real girlfriend, and regret dumping her for the most gorgeous girl in the school.
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Zambo wrote:Still think about my very first real girlfriend, and regret dumping her for the most gorgeous girl in the school.
.............who no doubt subsequently treated you like shit
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In light of these revelations, I stand by my 'walking disaster zone' quip.Steve Hunt wrote:No. We split up early in the competition.Basualdo wrote:German was she then?Steve Hunt wrote:It was nothing to do with me, you cheeky fucker!Basualdo wrote:My God man, you're a walking disaster zone!!
We split up during Italia 90
I watched that game with a group of friends. Amongst them was a rather delectable young lady who was a "friend of a friend" who had come over from South Africa. Anyway, my disappointment at Gazza & Co's tears was tempered by the fact that I had persuaded her to let me take her out on the following weekend.
The following day I received a phone call from my mate warning me that the young lady had aids - the bad sort.
My misery was complete. During one football tournament I had split up with my fiance & moved out, met someone who I liked who it turned out had a death sentence hanging over her & England had once again gloriously crashed out of a major competition.
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Thanks a bunchBasualdo wrote:In light of these revelations, I stand by my 'walking disaster zone' quip.Steve Hunt wrote:No. We split up early in the competition.Basualdo wrote:German was she then?Steve Hunt wrote:It was nothing to do with me, you cheeky fucker!Basualdo wrote:My God man, you're a walking disaster zone!!
We split up during Italia 90
I watched that game with a group of friends. Amongst them was a rather delectable young lady who was a "friend of a friend" who had come over from South Africa. Anyway, my disappointment at Gazza & Co's tears was tempered by the fact that I had persuaded her to let me take her out on the following weekend.
The following day I received a phone call from my mate warning me that the young lady had aids - the bad sort.
My misery was complete. During one football tournament I had split up with my fiance & moved out, met someone who I liked who it turned out had a death sentence hanging over her & England had once again gloriously crashed out of a major competition.
If Arsenal were playing in my back garden, I would draw the curtains.
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Steve Hunt wrote:No. We split up early in the competition.Basualdo wrote:German was she then?Steve Hunt wrote:It was nothing to do with me, you cheeky fucker!Basualdo wrote:My God man, you're a walking disaster zone!!
We split up during Italia 90
I watched that game with a group of friends. Amongst them was a rather delectable young lady who was a "friend of a friend" who had come over from South Africa. Anyway, my disappointment at Gazza & Co's tears was tempered by the fact that I had persuaded her to let me take her out on the following weekend.
The following day I received a phone call from my mate warning me that the young lady had aids - the bad sort.
My misery was complete. During one football tournament I had split up with my fiance & moved out, met someone who I liked who it turned out had a death sentence hanging over her & England had once again gloriously crashed out of a major competition.
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Carlos J wrote:The usual types and a Mod have had their say. Most amusing as always.
Partridgeland friend. Two for me. Dear Amanda. Rich girl slumming. We partied and mushrooms a few times. She massaged me as a wannabe masseuse and a future flicks trip never happened. A lovely girl, a fair haired maiden if I recall correctly, which I do. Played it long and wrong, but hey.
Worst wentaway. Nicely proposed Coxey, Coxey was always nicely proposed. Lunches galore on the banks of the Trent, Ging and pale of face, but a pure beauty. But snooze and lose and next you know loved up with some cunt.
Little online for if so frustrated stalking suitors, but hey, many Councillor Cox are online.
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Don't winch things that hop
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
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Ah Monique but she would have been hell of an expense
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
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delboy1983 wrote:Ah Monique but she would have been hell of an expense
Del - I wouldn't classify a prostitute as a girlfriend
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Was a total tart until I met her indoors, would fuck anything with a pulse and a grumble n grunt.
Did manage to pull a few stunners, but 80% of them were a bit ropey.
In summary; no regrets.
Did manage to pull a few stunners, but 80% of them were a bit ropey.
In summary; no regrets.