C*nted

[LaaLaa]

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Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to Oxford English Dictionary

Four different forms of the word 'cunt' have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary, and they're all spectacular.

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But the crown jewels in the new additions (and the words I'm most likely to use in my day-to-day life) are the Four Cunts — cunty, cuntish, cunted, and cunting. "Cunty" is a word with which uses a naughty word to mean "highly objectionable or unpleasant." "Cuntish" is a word that can be used to describe an "objectionable person or behavior." "Cunted" is slang for being under the influence of drugs or alcohol. And "cunting," like its cousins "fucking" or "motherfucking" is an intensifier that means "very much."

I'm cunting delighted.

[Sadact7]

Well done everybody. I think we've all helped make a valuable contribution to the language of Keats, Wordsworth and Shakespeare

[Basualdo]

Well done everybody. I think we've all helped make a valuable contribution to the language of Keats, Wordsworth and Shakespeare

Though Chaucer did lay some sterling groundwork for us centuries before the above mentioned.
Well done, Geoff.

[Sadact7]

Well done everybody. I think we've all helped make a valuable contribution to the language of Keats, Wordsworth and Shakespeare

Though Chaucer did lay some sterling groundwork for us centuries before the above mentioned.
Well done, Geoff.

Correct as ever Bas.

Although the stupid cunt couldn't quite get to grips with the spelling.

[delboy1983]

Gone is the forbidden,taboo,never to be uttered Cunt

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Wrong def re cunting

[Sid Pervcat]

Cunting cuntish cunts want a good cunting

[Sadact7]

Wrong def re cunting

And cunted

[delboy1983]

derivation

[Steve Hunt]

Well done everybody. I think we've all helped make a valuable contribution to the language of Keats, Wordsworth and Shakespeare

Though Chaucer did lay some sterling groundwork for us centuries before the above mentioned.
Well done, Geoff.

Indeed, in The Wife of Bath (from The Canterbury Tales), if my A'level English memory serves me right?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

GEOFF AND THE BOYS

[Sid Pervcat]

derivation

For the nation
On your radio station....
SPMB FO LYFE Y'all

ch ch ch ch ch ch ch chek dis out yo

word

[Reg]

This one is down to me.

[Basualdo]

Well done everybody. I think we've all helped make a valuable contribution to the language of Keats, Wordsworth and Shakespeare

Though Chaucer did lay some sterling groundwork for us centuries before the above mentioned.
Well done, Geoff.

Indeed, in The Wife of Bath (from The Canterbury Tales), if my A'level English memory serves me right?

These from the Miller's Tale:

"And prively he caughte hire by the queynte,
And seyde, 'Y-wis, but if ich have my wille,
For derne love of thee, lemman, I spille."

**********

"His hote love was cold and al y-queynt;*
For fro that tyme that he had kiste hir ers,**
Of paramous he sette nat a kers.
For he was heeled of his maladye."


* A pun on 'cunt' & 'quench', which were homonyms in Middle English. Vulgarly translated into modern English, the closest phrase would be 'cunted out'.

*Arse.


If I can very crudely tranlate that second one, not very poetically of course, but into modern idiom.

"His hots for her cooled, he was cunted out,
From the time he kissed her arse,
He gave up shagging about,
For his lovesickness was cured."




Christ on a bike, its been years since I tried to read any Chaucer, let alone even think to try to translate it.
If that was the standard of mid to late 14th century grumble then the Black Death must have come as a novel and welcome relief.

[Verum peto]

In the long ago days before mechanisation, harvesters on farms used scythes.
The roughly cylindrical stone they used for regular blade sharpening was kept in a leather sheath on their belts.
The leather sheath was known as a cunt.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Farmaz b cuntin broz

[Basualdo]

In the long ago days before mechanisation, harvesters on farms used scythes.
The roughly cylindrical stone they used for regular blade sharpening was kept in a leather sheath on their belts.
The leather sheath was known as a cunt.

To beat or knock something was known as 'to fuck', it had no sexual connotations originally. A kestrel was known colloquially in some areas as a 'windfucker' due to its uncanny hovering abilities. Its only in the past 2 or 3 centuries that the word took on any tabooand sexual overtones.
Before that the most common verb used to describe coitus was 'swive'.

[Sid Pervcat]

In bogland they do ting dif'rent innit blud?

[delboy1983]

Some old swear words .Anyone heard of any of them
1. Beardsplitter

A Victorian word for “penis.”

2. Bedswerver

A British slang word for “cheater,” invented by William Shakespeare himself.
3. Gadzooks!

A variant of “God’s hooks,” this old curse dates back as far as the 17th century, even though it sounds like it was invented for a 1940’s Batman comic.

4. Gadsbudlikins!

Meaning: “God’s body.” Another way of saying it is “Odd’s Bodikins!”

5. Arfarfan’arf

A Victorian term for a drunkard.

6. Rantallion

A weirdly specific Victorian word meaning “one whose scrotum is longer than his penis.”

7. Zooterkins!

A 17th century variant of “zounds!”, which was an expression of surprise or indignation.

8. Zounderkite

A Victorian word for “idiot.”

9. Bescumber

A word from the early 20th century meaning “to spray poo upon.”

10. Gamahuche

A Victorian word for oral sex.

[Basualdo]

Bescumber is particularly appropriate to this place and all the rantallions here.

[Sid Pervcat]

10 has been shortened to "Gam" and was beloved of scouse prozzies in the late 80's whom used to charge ten pounds for a Gam round the back of Peter Kavanaghs.



Or so I am told

[Basualdo]

And whats a Peter Kananaghs?..no wait, dont tell me. I think I can guess.

[Sid Pervcat]

And whats a Peter Kananaghs?..no wait, dont tell me. I think I can guess.

A pub

[Basualdo]

Awww.

[Basualdo]

According to Reg, 'plating' is how it was referred to in ver oaald Lahhhndahm Taaaaahn.
Whether he knew this as a plater or platee, I have no idea, I strongly suspect the former.