Best Soups/Cuppa Soups

[tombaland]

I just got two pot noodles and three cans of soup thanks to this thread!

[Roquetas]

Roqetas meltdown number 5 initiated.
His cancer obsession is fucking odd.

Obsession?

[Sid Pervcat]

Obsession.
Fucking fruitcake.

[Roquetas]

Obsession.
Fucking fruitcake.

Help me to understand my obsession with cancer, Sid.

[Sid Pervcat]

Shut up Paul.

[Roquetas]

That'll be a 'no' then.

Cheers, Sid.

You keep chucking up those non-sequiturs, pal. No need for me to dig the grave for you, champ.

[Roquetas]

[Mental image of Sid Googling 'non-sequiturs']

[Sid Pervcat]

Duuuh

[Roquetas]

Duuuh

You really are not the best. The Irani of TF.

[fattmaude]

Duuuh

You really are not the best. The Irani of TF.

Another Sunday spent gobbing off on talkFORUM. Are the sights of Siberia losing their appeal mate?

[Roquetas]

Duuuh

You really are not the best. The Irani of TF.

Another Sunday spent gobbing off on talkFORUM. Are the sights of Siberia losing their appeal mate?

I've spent a couple of hours on here today. Its 8pm here.

You've been on here since daybreak. Its 4pm there.

Do you chuck shit at yourself in real life?

[tombaland]

When Trump gets into the Whitehouse and inevitably pushes that red button there's going to be rather a lot of middle aged men on here who suddenly think 'I've wasted my life' and for a split second have a sense of perspective and insight for possibly the first time in their existence, right before the mushroom cloud appears and their eyeballs melt off.

[Roquetas]

When Trump gets into the Whitehouse and inevitably pushes that red button there's going to be rather a lot of middle aged men on here who suddenly think 'I've wasted my life' and for a split second have a sense of perspective and insight for possibly the first time in their existence, right before the mushroom cloud appears and their eyeballs melt off.

A rather simplistic view, Tomba-o. I hope you're including yourself in that rudimentary demographic?

[tombaland]

When Trump gets into the Whitehouse and inevitably pushes that red button there's going to be rather a lot of middle aged men on here who suddenly think 'I've wasted my life' and for a split second have a sense of perspective and insight for possibly the first time in their existence, right before the mushroom cloud appears and their eyeballs melt off.

A rather simplistic view, Tomba-o. I hope you're including yourself in that rudimentary demographic?

Not really. I was talking about soup. Why are people arguing about cancer on a thread about soup? Its pathetic.

[Roquetas]

When Trump gets into the Whitehouse and inevitably pushes that red button there's going to be rather a lot of middle aged men on here who suddenly think 'I've wasted my life' and for a split second have a sense of perspective and insight for possibly the first time in their existence, right before the mushroom cloud appears and their eyeballs melt off.

A rather simplistic view, Tomba-o. I hope you're including yourself in that rudimentary demographic?

Not really. I was talking about soup. Why are people arguing about cancer on a thread about soup? Its pathetic.

Ask Sid. I did but the response was 'Shut up Paul'.

[kancutlawns]

I just got two pot noodles and three cans of soup thanks to this thread!

I hope this little soiree came replete with an appropriate number of wanks, tomba.

[Sadact7]

Ainsley Harriet has a range of ready soups out at the moment which are nice. The Spanish Chorizo one is particularly good and has a bit of a kick to it.

The only concern is the possibility that Ainsley himself may have personally ejaculated into each batch.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Ainsley Harriet has a range of ready soups out at the moment which are nice. The Spanish Chorizo one is particularly good and has a bit of a kick to it.

My main hope is the possibility that Ainsley himself may have personally ejaculated into each batch.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

The French did NOT invent bread

[Zambo]

The French did NOT invent bread

I think you'll find that Carla Lane was the creator.

[Sadact7]

Ainsley Harriet has a range of ready soups out at the moment which are nice. The Spanish Chorizo one is particularly good and has a bit of a kick to it.

My main hope is the possibility that Ainsley himself may have personally ejaculated into each batch.

Bro...

[Sid Pervcat]

Ainsley Harriet has a range of ready soups out at the moment which are nice. The Spanish Chorizo one is particularly good and has a bit of a kick to it.

The only concern is the possibility that Ainsley himself may have personally ejaculated into each batch.

Ainsley does strike me as a bit of a soup ejaculator tbf

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Imagine ainsley and dion dublin as the meat in a double ender three foot baguette served with a salty stilton soup My Lords. IMAGINE!

[George Summer]

Imagine ainsley and dion dublin as the meat in a double ender three foot baguette served with a salty stilton soup My Lords. IMAGINE!

Why say that...why even think that?

WHY?

What happened to you that you would dredge the noxious inky depths of your clearly deranged mind to conjure up such depraved musings.

What's the matter with you man. WHY?

All the above also applies to whoever said Mulligatawny.

Animals.

No Soup for you

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Three feet...room for THIRTY SIX INCHES of prime pork... the question is can these two HOMEboys HAMMER the salami all the way to make a perfect pepperoni pipeline? Ready steady COCK!