Daughters

[pugsly]

Its Madness , I have 2 who are young women now , i have been working away for the last 3years , home every 10 weeks or so. my oldest had her boyfriend stay over last night. She is 19 , i let my son bring a girl back when he was 19-20 and she was 21 . but he phoned me and asked as i was working down south.I cooked them some Breakfast this morning, my wife says i am a frump for worrying ,

There are knickers and bras lying all over the bathrooms i asked them to keep it there rooms they just laughed at me , i asked this morning if they needed any washes done they said yes , and a hail towels bras and ferking G- strings fell at me. they were only kids when i left. this taking a bit of getting use to .

Not the only Father to feel like this i would imagine.

[Thursty]

What's yer address pugs-o and when will you be out?

[Petingo]

Its Madness , I have 2 who are young women now , i have been working away for the last 3years , home every 10 weeks or so. my oldest had her boyfriend stay over last night. She is 19 , i let my son bring a girl back when he was 19-20 and she was 21 . but he phoned me and asked as i was working down south.I cooked them some Breakfast this morning, my wife says i am a frump for worrying ,

There are knickers and bras lying all over the bathrooms i asked them to keep it there rooms they just laughed at me , i asked this morning if they needed any washes done they said yes , and a hail towels bras and ferking G- strings fell at me. they were only kids when i left. this taking a bit of getting use to .

Not the only Father to feel like this i would imagine.

No sir, you ain't

Fortunately the big girl takes care of their laundry so I am spared the thoughts of my own girls wearing the kind of attire I admire on young women I see by the pool of on these here Algarve beaches

[Steve Hunt]

Mine will soon be 14 & 15.
They are pretty good girls so far, though we do get the odd teenage strop.

I'm dreading the serious boyfriend phase.

Not sure I will cope in a way that a 21st Century "modern man" should!

[Roquetas]

My daughter is almost 8 and already a madam. I shudder to imagine her at 18.

[pugsly]

What's yer address pugs-o and when will you be out?

Yes i new that was coming

[pugsly]

We have tea and toast for supper each night and a catch up , my boy has now moved out and stays with his girlfriend. i asked our youngest [ daughter] about having sex and she told me[ its got nothing to do with you]

I said i hope you use a condom and , low and be- fucking hold she said [of course we do] i burnt the fucking cheese on toast.

Christ Almighty this parenting lark is fucking awful

[paolo]

utterly frightening

if your daughters are fit, that means trouble

if they ming, it's simply trouble late on

then it's what they bring back, sexual behaviour, cancer, drugs, tattoos, baseball caps

i'd rather have a gay son (giver, not receiver) than a daughter

[m4rkb]

It's the mingers who often get up the duff first. They'll let anyone fuck em as they can't afford to be choosy.

[Basualdo]

utterly frightening

if your daughters are fit, that means trouble

if they ming, it's simply trouble late on

then it's what they bring back, sexual behaviour, cancer, drugs, tattoos, baseball caps

i'd rather have a gay son (giver, not receiver) than a daughter

Thats a bit weirdly specific, Paolo, but I know what you mean.
I wouldnt be particularly heartbroken if my daughter decided to be lesbian, if just to save a lot of grief.
I'm not that fussy about kids and dont have any great hankering to see any grandkids or anything like that either.

[Petingo]

We have tea and toast for supper each night and a catch up , my boy has now moved out and stays with his girlfriend. i asked our youngest [ daughter] about having sex and she told me[ its got nothing to do with you]

I said i hope you use a condom and , low and be- fucking hold she said [of course we do] i burnt the fucking cheese on toast.

Christ Almighty this parenting lark is fucking awful

Tell me you're joking, pug.

No teenager is going to be owt but creeped out by their dad having "the talk" with them

If my dad had ever sat me down I would have died from embarrassment

[Petingo]

It's the mingers who often get up the duff first. They'll let anyone fuck em as they can't afford to be choosy.

[Minisooms]

Dirty laundry shouldn't be left hanging around the bathroom ,what if one of your mates came round and went for a piss , no one wants to see soiled panties

[pugsly]

We have tea and toast for supper each night and a catch up , my boy has now moved out and stays with his girlfriend. i asked our youngest [ daughter] about having sex and she told me[ its got nothing to do with you]

I said i hope you use a condom and , low and be- fucking hold she said [of course we do] i burnt the fucking cheese on toast.

Christ Almighty this parenting lark is fucking awful

Tell me you're joking, pug.

No teenager is going to be owt but creeped out by their dad having "the talk" with them

If my dad had ever sat me down I would have died from embarrassment

Am not i know what goes on i just want them to be aware thats all, chlamydia , herpes. i mean ffs who's not gona warn them about that? it just came out, am not known for my tact

[Minisooms]

I remember starting to give the talk and was promptly cut off with a we learn all that a school , thank fuck

[Jonathan]

Dirty laundry shouldn't be left hanging around the bathroom ,what if one of your mates came round and went for a piss , no one wants to see soiled panties

You not heard of a bloke called Sinbad. He would

[Carlos J]

Dirty laundry shouldn't be left hanging around the bathroom ,what if one of your mates came round and went for a piss , no one wants to see soiled panties

Oh yeah?

"Mmm soiled panties."

[genehunt1973]

Dirty laundry shouldn't be left hanging around the bathroom ,what if one of your mates came round and went for a piss , no one wants to see soiled panties

Oh yeah?

"Mmm soiled panties."

+1000

[Carlos J]

Top man, Gene.

Tidied up quotes for neatness.

[Petingo]

I remember starting to give the talk and was promptly cut off with a we learn all that a school , thank fuck

Between the school and the big girl, mine have been informed what's what without me having to get involved at all, thank goodness

Had it been left to me, they would likely have continued believing babies came from the inside of a cabbage....

[Minisooms]

I wrote that in a way to weed out the forum perves joking aside if mine did it she would be in big trouble , not saying she isn't messy but that crosses the erm panty line

[Carlos J]

Ha. Gene is a perv, proud and out. I'm a mere amateur in comparison.

[minx]

There comes an age where you have to let them get on with it, they will only learn by making their own mistakes no matter how well they have been brought up and taught to stay out of errr... sticky situations

[Petingo]

And it comes around all too quickly.

It seems one minute you are picking them up from grade school and the next you are waving them off to college.

It is best summed up by the late, great Val Doonican.

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Watch that with the infant on your lap, Minx.....I defy you not to be wiping a wee tear away by the end

[Steve Hunt]

Bloody hell, Pet.

That is really poignant (if you have daughters, obviously).