Dating websites
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theleader82
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Dating websites
What sort of things are good to write about yourself to make yourself stand out from the crowd on these sites ? A friend has joined one and wants some advice.
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theleader82 wrote:What sort of things are good to write about yourself to make yourself stand out from the crowd on these sites ? A friend has joined one and wants some advice.
All eyes and ears...
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Mmmmmmm 'a friend'theleader82 wrote:A friend has joined one and wants some advice.
Most birds like a cunt, get stuck in
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"Man, about to move abroad, seeks woman for long term........."theleader82 wrote:What sort of things are good to write about yourself to make yourself stand out from the crowd on these sites ? A friend has joined one and wants some advice.
Nah, I don't think it's going to work for you.
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gheko wrote:"Man, about to move abroad, seeks woman for long term........."theleader82 wrote:What sort of things are good to write about yourself to make yourself stand out from the crowd on these sites ? A friend has joined one and wants some advice.
Nah, I don't think it's going to work for you.
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I think women prefer the direct approach, so post a photo of your erect penis and your last bank statement.
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How's the dating going, Leader?
Did you ever crack the 7-10 split at the 10pin? Take her there to really impress her with a perfect game.
Did you ever crack the 7-10 split at the 10pin? Take her there to really impress her with a perfect game.
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Basualdo
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Youd be surpised how poorly i fared after doing that. Some unkind souls commented that i was in deep in debit on both accounts.carcinogen wrote:I think women prefer the direct approach, so post a photo of your erect penis and your last bank statement.
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'A friend'.theleader82 wrote:What sort of things are good to write about yourself to make yourself stand out from the crowd on these sites ? A friend has joined one and wants some advice.
Classic.
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That's bollockshenrycrs wrote:Mmmmmmm 'a friend'theleader82 wrote:A friend has joined one and wants some advice.
Most birds like a cunt, get stuck in
If you think this has a happy ending you haven't been paying attention
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Chris
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Yeah, Minisooms, most birds do prefer bollocks to cunts.Minisooms wrote:That's bollockshenrycrs wrote:Mmmmmmm 'a friend'theleader82 wrote:A friend has joined one and wants some advice.
Most birds like a cunt, get stuck in
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what is Badoo like in the UK, I used it here, met a few birds from it, quite like it but can be dodgy, you an be setup o be mugged etc
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Chris
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Never heard of that site so I searched for it but I'm being blocked from accessing it. I'm with Sky.andyrich666 wrote:what is Badoo like in the UK, I used it here, met a few birds from it, quite like it but can be dodgy, you an be setup o be mugged etc
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Zippy
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All about Tinder bro.
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Be careful, it will take all of your email contacts and get in touch with them with all sorts of lying promises. It creates profiles without consent.andyrich666 wrote:what is Badoo like in the UK, I used it here, met a few birds from it, quite like it but can be dodgy, you an be setup o be mugged etc
Don't always believe what you think, because sometimes its' a load of shite
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What the girl from Brum?Zippy wrote:All about Tinder bro.
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So, any luck yet?theleader82 wrote:What sort of things are good to write about yourself to make yourself stand out from the crowd on these sites ? A friend has joined one and wants some advice.
