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"Britain's Favourite Bakery"
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Re: "Britain's Favourite Bakery"
Still think the price of Tortilla wraps are exhorbitant when you consider what little you get when compared to a
full loaf. Anyone ever tried the Doorstep size bread ?
full loaf. Anyone ever tried the Doorstep size bread ?
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Every time I go to to ASDA they have never sold one pack of crumpets but the ASDA ones are sold out an hour later.
Maybe it's because the Warburtons ones are a quid and the ADSA ones are two for a quid and you can't tell the difference.
Maybe it's because the Warburtons ones are a quid and the ADSA ones are two for a quid and you can't tell the difference.
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I've got beef with winders re gluten
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Shite multigrain
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But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
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I thought this was going to be a thread about Gregs but are you joking fella?
Warburtons is just another large scale industrial bread factory using shit low protein flour and the Chorleywood process, that basically means they use loads of yeast and high speed mixers to make it rise artificially and don't cook it enough because running huge industrial oven costs a lot which is why you can reform this bread back into raw dough when you squish it between your fingers. Try making decent bread in the few hours these boys can, it's cack.
Warburtons is just another large scale industrial bread factory using shit low protein flour and the Chorleywood process, that basically means they use loads of yeast and high speed mixers to make it rise artificially and don't cook it enough because running huge industrial oven costs a lot which is why you can reform this bread back into raw dough when you squish it between your fingers. Try making decent bread in the few hours these boys can, it's cack.
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City Bakeries on Coatbridge main street. Fond memories of going there with my gran when I were a lad. Nice cup of tea and lovely cakes.
Gone now. Been gone a long time.
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Whatever happened to thin sliced bread?
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antdad wrote:I thought this was going to be a thread about Gregs but are you joking fella?
Warburtons is just another large scale industrial bread factory using shit low protein flour and the Chorleywood process, that basically means they use loads of yeast and high speed mixers to make it rise artificially and don't cook it enough because running huge industrial oven costs a lot which is why you can reform this bread back into raw dough when you squish it between your fingers. Try making decent bread in the few hours these boys can, it's cack.
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i wipe my arse with itRantan Zero wrote:Whatever happened to thin sliced bread?
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I took the bait left for you Windy, are you in the bread trade or something?
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Re: "Britain's Favourite Bakery"
Seems to be the best of the "Big Bakers" but that aint saying much, its certainly better than that awful shite Kingsmill
or Sunblast But if you have a small local Baker use him because 1 its much better food
2 using local Mom n Pop business's does more to hurt the Banksters than any amount of protesting and it will put money into your local economy
or Sunblast But if you have a small local Baker use him because 1 its much better food
2 using local Mom n Pop business's does more to hurt the Banksters than any amount of protesting and it will put money into your local economy
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The Staff of Life - sacked at Christmas.TGOAH 20K wrote:Bread is death
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This post was brought to you by the British Gluten Allergy AssociationTGOAH 20K wrote:Bread is death
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Bread is dearb, you dyslexic tit.TGOAH 20K wrote:Bread is death
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Greggs Turkey & Cranberry pasties....mmmmmmm....
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