The Yet Another 'Lurker Identify Thyself' thread.

[Basualdo]

Come on in and post, ya bastards. Pleeeeeeeeze! Pretty pleeeeze with iced buns?

I see the legendary Carl12345, keswick, lorenzo (whose been a member for over a fucking decade!!!), Old Oak, markrh and some fucker called Kancutlawns all on at the minute.
Most of you have single figure or zero post counts.
You all know how the place works by now, so even if you are a shite multi ( 2013 Notin Industries) or work for the Daily Mirror, just dont let on and join the fuck in.

[Basualdo]

You Keswick! I saw ya!
Come on Kezzy baby, we're not all nasty men.

[NorthBank]

You shouldn't be so forward, it scares them off. Talk to them one to one first, be a good listener, become their friend. THEN try and take it to the next level.

[Roddy]

I use to PM the lurkers on the old thread and 2 responded and posted hello on the forum and one abused Eastie.!! The other was a Rangers fan from Glasgow how said to keep up the good work against Durham.!!

Bas and Northy or other upstanding members of the Forum ,they may listen to youze,just PM a lurker and ask them to say hello on this thread.
You never know some of them may take the plunge.

The night time lurker nnn has disappeared to be replaced with....nnn2.!!

[Basualdo]

Yeah, I am coming on a bit too strong, arent I? It smacks of desperation and smells of groin sweat.

I'll try to start being a bit more cool and nonchalant.

[Basualdo]

Or you can just go and fuck yerselves instead. Whatevvz.

[Basualdo]

How was that?

[Basualdo]

I use to PM the lurkers on the old thread and 2 responded and posted hello on the forum and one abused Eastie.!! The other was a Rangers fan from Glasgow how said to keep up the good work against Durham.!!

Bas and Northy or other upstanding members of the Forum ,they may listen to youze,just PM a lurker and ask them to say hello on this thread.
You never know some of them may take the plunge.

The night time lurker nnn has disappeared to be replaced with....nnn2.!!

We could do with a few more Gers friendly types here, Rod. Theres just me, you, Salem and Notin at the minute. And the place is jiving with girobhoys.

I might try a wee PM offensive, but not an offensive offensive, a defensive pensive PM offensive.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Maybe get some lurkerfolk with whatever, under 20 posts, to join a thing and the first to 100 posts or most posts by a particular date wins something. Ex-Lurker/De-Lurker/Un-Lurker of the Year?

You could be sitting around forever waiting for someone to accept the challenge though, and I do mean forever. Nothing to lose really, what's the worst they could do, lurk at you, ooh I'm scared.

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

Should just ban the fuckers.

[Reg]

Call them what they really are: SHIRKERS.

Lazy fuckers, lying around gawping while we put a shift in.

Fuck the lot of them, the useless cunts.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Who knew we had a member called Zimbo?
http://www.talkforum.org/forum/memberli ... le&u=22415

[NorthBank]

Who knew we had a member called Zimbo?
http://www.talkforum.org/forum/memberli ... le&u=22415

I wonder if Zimbo posted he would be a bit like Zambo but with slight variations?

"It's black and blue as most things are"
"Keep the shitfests in EVERY thread"
"I love Aston Villa"

[henrycrs]

Maybe get some lurkerfolk with whatever, under 20 posts, to join a thing and the first to 100 posts or most posts by a particular date wins something. Ex-Lurker/De-Lurker/Un-Lurker of the Year?

You could be sitting around forever waiting for someone to accept the challenge though, and I do mean forever. Nothing to lose really, what's the worst they could do, lurk at you, ooh I'm scared.

Give them an automatic entry to the next big RM sporting competition

A PM with the details, we will have hundreds of active darts enthusiasts in no time

[Rainbowmonkey]

Who knew we had a member called Zimbo?
http://www.talkforum.org/forum/memberli ... le&u=22415

I wonder if Zimbo posted he would be a bit like Zambo but with slight variations?

"It's black and blue as most things are"
"Keep the shitfests in EVERY thread"
"I love Aston Villa"

And NorthBonk is a Cardiff fan with no opinion on sheep...

This one looks a bit dubious:
http://www.talkforum.org/forum/memberli ... le&u=22480

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Give em a beej in the lavz

[Basualdo]

Call them what they really are: SHIRKERS.

Lazy fuckers, lying around gawping while we put a shift in.

Fuck the lot of them, the useless cunts.

Whoever can you mean?

[Basualdo]

Give em a beej in the lavz

Whoever can you mean?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

This reminds me of errr two "classic" freds:

1. KUNST THE MUSICAL
2. Engage with a previously unengaged random poster, in which I got instakunsted by biscuit-o-cake-o

[Reg]

This reminds me of errr two "classic" freds:

1. KUNST THE MUSICAL
2. Engage with a previously unengaged random poster, in which I got instakunsted by biscuit-o-cake-o

That was class.

[Basualdo]

This reminds me of errr two "classic" freds:

1. KUNST THE MUSICAL
2. Engage with a previously unengaged random poster, in which I got instakunsted by biscuit-o-cake-o

CUNST The Musical WILL HAPPEN! Some day.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Maybe get some lurkerfolk with whatever, under 20 posts, to join a thing and the first to 100 posts or most posts by a particular date wins something. Ex-Lurker/De-Lurker/Un-Lurker of the Year?

You could be sitting around forever waiting for someone to accept the challenge though, and I do mean forever. Nothing to lose really, what's the worst they could do, lurk at you, ooh I'm scared.

Give them an automatic entry to the next big RM sporting competition

A PM with the details, we will have hundreds of active darts enthusiasts in no time

If the single outcome of this recruitment drive is that we end up with more people in the darts thread then people will not be happy Henners. it's a good idea to offer them something to participate in though, while the rest of us just gawp at them from behind the glass.

[NorthBank]

Let's all come forward with some incentives we can offer the lurkers to post.

I would like to offer an all expenses paid trip to rural Wales to stay in my house which is situated next to the house of two lesbians. Night vision goggles sold separately.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Wales

Well that's the end of that then

[NorthBank]

Wales

Well that's the end of that then

Yes, but we have lesbians. And not those bull dyke butch ones who look like they could beat the shit out of Mike Tyson. They are those lipstick lesbian types you see on Xhamster. I get the feeling we'd be able to convince them to get back on solids.