Driving Lessons

[delboy1983]

No evidence required for me Maude ,others I can't vouch for.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Word up mat m8 you showed those doubters!

[Reg]

Proud of you mate.

Just remember not to play your Matt tapes when driving.

[blues4ever]

When do you take your practical test FM, took both my girls 3 attempts

[AlcoholBrazil]

Best wishes to Maude and his instructor in the big bad world of motoring.

[fattmaude]

When do you take your practical test FM, took both my girls 3 attempts

I have quite literally just booked it now mate.

Wednesday November the 5th will be the day...bonfire night. I would love to round up a few of this thread's goaders and doubters in my new car and stick them on top of a burning pyre once I pass with flying colours

[Basualdo]

When do you take your practical test FM, took both my girls 3 attempts

I have quite literally just booked it now mate.

Wednesday November the 5th will be the day...bonfire night. I would love to round up a few of this thread's goaders and doubters in my new car and stick them on top of a burning pyre once I pass with flying colours

[AlcoholBrazil]

And I would have thought the Yorkshire Fire Brigade would be busy enough that evening.
Mind you, that Shaun Wright would make a terrific Guy on the bonfire.

[fattmaude]

[img]Shaun Wright would make a terrific Guy on the bonfire.

Yes mate. Though I gather he's fallen on his sword at long last today. An utter joke of a man from a joke of a town. End of.

[Thursty]

When do you take your practical test FM, took both my girls 3 attempts

I have quite literally just booked it now mate.

Wednesday November the 5th will be the day...bonfire night. I would love to round up a few of this thread's goaders and doubters in my new car and stick them on top of a burning pyre once I pass with flying colours

Good luck, matt. I only took mine this year, no shame in doing it so old, honest.

[Reg]

Any chance of getting Fordey to sponsor your first motor?

Maybe a decal of his face to put on the bonnet?

Good luck for the fifth.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Any chance of getting Fordey to sponsor your first motor?

Just buy a Ford and a felt tip pen.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Get it in matte brown m8

[Reg]

This is no time for jesting, Monk-o.

[Rainbowmonkey]

This is no time for jesting, Monk-o.

I didn't spot any.

Good luck hey maude.

[fattmaude]

When do you take your practical test FM, took both my girls 3 attempts

I have quite literally just booked it now mate.

Wednesday November the 5th will be the day...bonfire night. I would love to round up a few of this thread's goaders and doubters in my new car and stick them on top of a burning pyre once I pass with flying colours

Good luck, matt. I only took mine this year, no shame in doing it so old, honest.

Hate to break it to you but I'm mid 20's mate. So speak for yourself, I am in no way 'old'.

How did you fare anyway? Did you pass first time? Do you have any tips for me?

[fattmaude]

Good luck for the fifth.

Cheers Reg mate.

[Thursty]

When do you take your practical test FM, took both my girls 3 attempts

I have quite literally just booked it now mate.

Wednesday November the 5th will be the day...bonfire night. I would love to round up a few of this thread's goaders and doubters in my new car and stick them on top of a burning pyre once I pass with flying colours

Good luck, matt. I only took mine this year, no shame in doing it so old, honest.

Hate to break it to you but I'm mid 20's mate. So speak for yourself, I am in no way 'old'.

How did you fare anyway? Did you pass first time? Do you have any tips for me?

Hate to break it to you, but "mid" 20s is old for a learner, mate.

Anyway yes, I passed first time. My only tip would be do as I did, move to a country where the standard of driving is so poor that it is virtually impossible to fail.

[Reg]

Australia is a great country in which to drive, in my experience; but Maude doesn't like to venture outside Yorkshire, so it"s a non-starter.

[beingsoblase]

When do you take your practical test FM, took both my girls 3 attempts

I have quite literally just booked it now mate.

Wednesday November the 5th will be the day...bonfire night. I would love to round up a few of this thread's goaders and doubters in my new car and stick them on top of a burning pyre once I pass with flying colours

Good luck, matt. I only took mine this year, no shame in doing it so old, honest.

Hate to break it to you but I'm mid 20's mate. So speak for yourself, I am in no way 'old'.

How did you fare anyway? Did you pass first time? Do you have any tips for me?

can't remember if i told you this before maude, but my attitude when i took my driving test was that the examiner wasn't going to give me a test, i was going to give him a goddamn driving lesson!
good luck for the 5th.

[Sadact7]

When do you take your practical test FM, took both my girls 3 attempts

I have quite literally just booked it now mate.

Wednesday November the 5th will be the day...bonfire night. I would love to round up a few of this thread's goaders and doubters in my new car and stick them on top of a burning pyre once I pass with flying colours

Good luck, matt. I only took mine this year, no shame in doing it so old, honest.

Hate to break it to you but I'm mid 20's mate. So speak for yourself, I am in no way 'old'.

How did you fare anyway? Did you pass first time? Do you have any tips for me?

can't remember if i told you this before maude, but my attitude when i took my driving test was that the examiner wasn't going to give me a test, i was going to give him a goddamn driving lesson!
good luck for the 5th.

Did he get annoyed when you asked him to pay?

[Reg]

Don't think you actually need a license if you stay in Yorkshire, by the way.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Don't think you actually need a license if you stay in Yorkshire, by the way.

IS THIS TRUE

[Reg]

Don't think you actually need a license if you stay in Yorkshire, by the way.

IS THIS TRUE

It's true that I think it.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

But you DON'T think it