Today I Bought ...

[Sadact7]

A pair of skinny legged

prostitutes?

Jeans

Anyone over the age of 20 who wears "Skinny Jeans" is either a Girl, or homosexual.
These facts are black and white, as most things are.

HA!

[Zambo]

A pair of skinny legged

prostitutes?

Jeans

Anyone over the age of 20 who wears "Skinny Jeans" is either a Girl, or homosexual.
These facts are black and white, as most things are.

And anyone who jumps to the conclusion that they were bought for me, is a homosexual. These facts are black and white as most things are.

[Sid Pervcat]

A pair of skinny legged

prostitutes?

Jeans

Anyone over the age of 20 who wears "Skinny Jeans" is either a Girl, or homosexual.
These facts are black and white, as most things are.

And anyone who jumps to the conclusion that they were bought for me, is a homosexual. These facts are black and white as most things are.

But I AM homosexual

I don't really get your point.

It's brown and pink, as most things are.

[Sid Pervcat]

A pair of skinny legged

prostitutes?

Jeans

Anyone over the age of 20 who wears "Skinny Jeans" is either a Girl, or homosexual.
These facts are black and white, as most things are.

Umbro Joggers are NOT skinny jeans, Juice-O [-X

[AlcoholBrazil]

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Umbro Joggers are NOT skinny jeans, Juice-O [-X

Does that come with a 'Jimmy Saville' style elasticated waistband ?

[Sid Pervcat]

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Umbro Joggers are NOT skinny jeans, Juice-O [-X

Does that come with a 'Jimmy Saville' style elasticated waistband ?

No..The Jimmy Savile memorial tracksuit (Available now from Sportsdirect) comes with an adult sized top, but you have to squeeze into kids bottoms.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I thought those were now known as Eaststand Greasy Easy Feelers?

[juiceman]

Nothing wrong with slipping on an ill fitting pair of gravy stained, Primarni easy feelers, a pair of brown leather driving gloves, jumping behind the wheel of a 2005 plate Ford Focus 'Ghia', slipping aLighthouse Family cassette in the tape deck and cruising the streets to pick up chicks.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Nothing wrong with slipping on an ill fitting pair of gravy stained, Primarni easy feelers, a pair of brown leather driving gloves, jumping behind the wheel of a 2005 plate Ford Focus 'Ghia', slipping aLighthouse Family cassette in the tape deck and cruising the streets to pick up chicks.

I wish I was alive...that sounds like a fucking plan to me...

[juiceman]

Nothing quite like feeling the power of a 1.6l engine under your right foot.

[Sadact7]

Nothing quite like feeling the power of a 1.6l engine under your right foot.

[gheko]

A can of coke.

[Thursty]

A watch
A wallet
A leg of lamb (butterflied)
Four marlin steaks
Fruit and veg.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

A watch
A wallet
A leg of lamb (butterflied)
Four marlin steaks
Fruit and veg.

payday?

[henrycrs]

Lottery tickets
2 Poppy Day pin badges
Chicken, ham & leek pie

[Basualdo]

A bottle of linseed oil
A bottle of sugar soap
A leg of pork
The new Bernard Cornwall book
A fish supper
Some newspapers
A lottery ticket (needs checked, just remembered)
2 bottles of RC cola
A bottle of strawberry milkshake
2 x 10" pizzas
2 boxes of meatball microwave pizzas
A bag of diced chicken
Oven chips
2 tins of beans
3 tins of processed peas
A tin of chopped tomato
4 packets of biscuits (not very big)
2 packets of crumpets
A rawhide dog bone
6 tomatoes
3 onions
Mushrooms
Bottle of Chili sauce
1 packet of giant pancakes
big packet of ham
1lb of bacon
1lb of beef sausages
1lb of mince
4 butchers steakburgers
1lb of vegetable roll

[henrycrs]

Fuckin hell Bas ain't that a woman's Job???


What's a rawhide dog bone????

[Basualdo]

Fuckin hell Bas ain't that a woman's Job???


What's a rawhide dog bone????

She was busy this morning so i volunteered.
I lugged that lot all the way up Main St to the station for a taxi home too. It near fucking killed me. My backs still sore.

A rawhide dog bone is a dog bone made out of rawhide.

[henrycrs]

Fuckin hell Bas ain't that a woman's Job???


What's a rawhide dog bone????

She was busy this morning so i volunteered.
I lugged that lot all the way up Main St to the station for a taxi home too. It near fucking killed me. My backs still sore.

A rawhide dog bone is a dog bone made out of rawhide.

Good on you pal....she must owe you now

Never heard of the rawhide, but if it keeps the dog quiet all is good

[Sadact7]

Somebody's silence

[Myhealthisnotinquestion]

2 bottles of water, 33cc, 1euro.

tapabollox

[shabbado]

A euromillions lottery tickets

numbers 19 21 22 38 44

[AlcoholBrazil]

Technicallly I paid for,but the wife bought a sodding pumpkin and expect me to scoop out the insides.

1. Means more work for me with a little bastard spoon.
2. I hate pumpkin pie.
3. We ain't bloody Americans!

[Sadact7]

Technicallly I paid for,but the wife bought a sodding pumpkin and expect me to scoop out the insides.

1. Means more work for me with a little bastard spoon.
2. I hate pumpkin pie.
3. We ain't bloody Americans!

Same happened to me. It's guts stunk the place out

[Sid Pervcat]

A magic tree
75 quids worth of unleaded
Wrigleys extra