Forde & Jon Richardson
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You are the only man with a tactic in a all you can eat buffet.
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Forde doesn't have a face for TV or a voice for radio. Or talent.
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Can't even spell Ford properly either.
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Ford-e.JW90 wrote:Can't even spell Ford properly either.
E is for embarrassing.
E is for emetic.
E is for execrable.
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Eeeeeee he's a shit presenter.
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Watched the unspun programme and with a little maneuvering and time we'll have a show on our hands.
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That cunt Forde is on the aptly named Pointless Celebrities??!!
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Mat ate chewing gum off the street. What a ledge.
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Forde is on "Preston on Sunday" and even Ed Balls and the good grace to look embarrassed at his Gordon Brown impression.
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QUIZ TIME.
Guess this Matt Forde impression from his new TV show.
CLUE:
It's someone famous and there are no tricks.
>>> http://bit.ly/2cXhcmT <<<
Guess this Matt Forde impression from his new TV show.
CLUE:
It's someone famous and there are no tricks.
>>> http://bit.ly/2cXhcmT <<<
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Wierdly I can tolerate that show, he his one hell of a mincer though.
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Fug1 wrote:Wierdly I can tolerate that show, he his one hell of a mincer though.
Matt Forde is a cunt of the highest order.
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Blimey the look on Ed Ball's face is priceless.Roddy wrote:Forde is on "Preston on Sunday" and even Ed Balls and the good grace to look embarrassed at his Gordon Brown impression.
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Sounds like an impression of himself to me.Billy wrote:QUIZ TIME.
Guess this Matt Forde impression from his new TV show.
CLUE:
It's someone famous and there are no tricks.
>>> http://bit.ly/2cXhcmT <<<
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That mate was supposed to be Jeremy Corbyn!m4rkb wrote:Sounds like an impression of himself to me.Billy wrote:QUIZ TIME.
Guess this Matt Forde impression from his new TV show.
CLUE:
It's someone famous and there are no tricks.
>>> http://bit.ly/2cXhcmT <<<
Yes Jeremy FUCKIN Corbyn HA HA HA.
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Thanks. It was almost lik Jezza was in the room.
I'm lying of course as it sounds fuck all lie him. I'd never have got that in a month of Sundays and probably nor would anyone else, even Jeremy Corbyn.
Surely his time must be up now. He's had his stint at 'comedy' and blown it. They get endlessly promoted for a few years at the Beeb and then that's it ,they're off the screen for good.
I'm lying of course as it sounds fuck all lie him. I'd never have got that in a month of Sundays and probably nor would anyone else, even Jeremy Corbyn.
Surely his time must be up now. He's had his stint at 'comedy' and blown it. They get endlessly promoted for a few years at the Beeb and then that's it ,they're off the screen for good.
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The thing is the more we rightly expose him for his lack of comedy talent the more bloody TV he gets, he's on everything at the moment in the last seven days I've seen him on Peston on Sunday, the Daily Politics Show and in order to get my clips his rotten new TV show.m4rkb wrote:Thanks. It was almost lik Jezza was in the room.
I'm lying of course as it sounds fuck all lie him. I'd never have got that in a month of Sundays and probably nor would anyone else, even Jeremy Corbyn.
Surely his time must be up now. He's had his stint at 'comedy' and blown it. They get endlessly promoted for a few years at the Beeb and then that's it ,they're off the screen for good.
How is he doing it?.
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I hate to say this but....Billy wrote:The thing is the more we rightly expose him for his lack of comedy talent the more bloody TV he gets, he's on everything at the moment in the last seven days I've seen him on Peston on Sunday, the Daily Politics Show and in order to get my clips his rotten new TV show.m4rkb wrote:Thanks. It was almost lik Jezza was in the room.
I'm lying of course as it sounds fuck all lie him. I'd never have got that in a month of Sundays and probably nor would anyone else, even Jeremy Corbyn.
Surely his time must be up now. He's had his stint at 'comedy' and blown it. They get endlessly promoted for a few years at the Beeb and then that's it ,they're off the screen for good.
How is he doing it?.
He's not actually the worst comedian in Britain. He is to you and me who have a vast wealth of proper conics to compare him to. But you should see the current crop of new 'talent' ... that's crop with an 'a'.
It really is so bad there is almost a comic element in it on those grounds alone. Most of these acts are hyped up to the max as they hit the stage, please welxome the brilliant and super funny [insert name of someone you'll never hear of after six months] and they struggle to do a five minute act. Fatso managed about 6 minutes on the Royal Variety Show and all his jokes and impressions were listed on here a week before he dies (on stage that is). Then they all get rescued with the usual "lets give a big round of applause for" in thanks they've finished.
Anyone over forty really notices the difference in..... I was going to say quality but that's clearly the wrong word.
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No I guess your right whenever I see a standup comedy show on TV the set goes off very quickly because the 'comedians' all stink.m4rkb wrote:I hate to say this but....Billy wrote:The thing is the more we rightly expose him for his lack of comedy talent the more bloody TV he gets, he's on everything at the moment in the last seven days I've seen him on Peston on Sunday, the Daily Politics Show and in order to get my clips his rotten new TV show.m4rkb wrote:Thanks. It was almost lik Jezza was in the room.
I'm lying of course as it sounds fuck all lie him. I'd never have got that in a month of Sundays and probably nor would anyone else, even Jeremy Corbyn.
Surely his time must be up now. He's had his stint at 'comedy' and blown it. They get endlessly promoted for a few years at the Beeb and then that's it ,they're off the screen for good.
How is he doing it?.
He's not actually the worst comedian in Britain. He is to you and me who have a vast wealth of proper conics to compare him to. But you should see the current crop of new 'talent' ... that's crop with an 'a'.
It really is so bad there is almost a comic element in it on those grounds alone. Most of these acts are hyped up to the max as they hit the stage, please welxome the brilliant and super funny [insert name of someone you'll never hear of after six months] and they struggle to do a five minute act. Fatso managed about 6 minutes on the Royal Variety Show and all his jokes and impressions were listed on here a week before he dies (on stage that is). Then they all get rescued with the usual "lets give a big round of applause for" in thanks they've finished.
Anyone over forty really notices the difference in..... I was going to say quality but that's clearly the wrong word.
It's the same with TV comedy shows, over the last 40 years there's been some absolute crackers, Faulty Towers, Rising Damp, Blackadder, Only Fools and Horses, Porridge, Dad's Army, Steptoe & Son, I'm Alan Partridge, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Office, Till Death Us Do Part and god knows how many others.
What's on these days to compare?.
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Matt Forde and Jon 'Even less funny than Forde' Richardson.
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Have Fordey and Jonners finally got the boot?
Old MG and Parry announced they are taking over the Saturday Warm Up from 1 October. And I don't think they meant for one week only.
How many more shows do these fat old cunts want?
Old MG and Parry announced they are taking over the Saturday Warm Up from 1 October. And I don't think they meant for one week only.
How many more shows do these fat old cunts want?
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Carlos J wrote:Have Fordey and Jonners finally got the boot?
Old MG and Parry announced they are taking over the Saturday Warm Up from 1 October. And I don't think they meant for one week only.
How many more shows do these fat old cunts want?
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You're right they are being completely over-hyped AND over-used, I don't mind them in small doses but it's gone mad.Carlos J wrote:Have Fordey and Jonners finally got the boot?
Old MG and Parry announced they are taking over the Saturday Warm Up from 1 October. And I don't think they meant for one week only.
How many more shows do these fat old cunts want?
How long is it back since Mike Parry was virtually on his knees doing self-made videos trying to light up 20 fags in his mouth or swallowing a bottle of cinnamon on his back lawn to fan up publicity so he wasn't forgotten?.
I don't mind a come-back I didn't want him back on every show on the schedule.