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TalkSPORT rhyming couplets
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Big Bootch Wilkins
More fucking shite than a Vanarama van load of Rumpelstiltskins.
More fucking shite than a Vanarama van load of Rumpelstiltskins.
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Adrian Durham
Packed full of cum
Packed full of cum
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Mr Mark Saggers
His shits are like daggers
His shits are like daggers
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Micky Quinn,
Keeps horses thin.
Keeps horses thin.
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RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
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Danny Kelly
His anus is smelly
His anus is smelly
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
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But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
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Andrew Goldstein,
moley with small peen.
moley with small peen.
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Mike Porky Parry
A bigger bender than old Cary [Grant]
A bigger bender than old Cary [Grant]
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Michael Quinn
Eats from a bin
Eats from a bin
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
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Jason Cundy's,
half filled grundies.
half filled grundies.
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Ray Parlour
Deserves to spend a night in a battered old Lada
Deserves to spend a night in a battered old Lada
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Michael Parry
Gay unmarried
Gay unmarried
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
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About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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Arry Redknob
who'd sell ya dahhn ver river for a corn on the cob
who'd sell ya dahhn ver river for a corn on the cob
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Alan Brazil
His sharting can kill
His sharting can kill
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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The thread is x rated
Its been kankerated
Its been kankerated
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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People here don't have any real recollection beyond 12 hours before and can't be bothered to spend a few minutes going back a few pages and dig up an old thread to add comments on that. Someone even bloody started a Ray Wilkins thread even though the fucking thread when there was an existing one directly below it!!
For fuck's sake, mods can we have an intelligence thread here before posters are allowed to post?
For fuck's sake, mods can we have an intelligence thread here before posters are allowed to post?
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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Cascarino
Garbage in chinos
Garbage in chinos
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Georgina Bingham
Girls? Do bring em
Girls? Do bring em
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Bobby Gould
Was not schooled
Was not schooled
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Jason Cundy
More dangerous and unpredictable than Ted Bundy
More dangerous and unpredictable than Ted Bundy
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kancutlawns wrote:For fuck's sake, mods can we have an intelligence thread here before posters are allowed to post?
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My wordkancutlawns wrote:People here don't have any real recollection beyond 12 hours before and can't be bothered to spend a few minutes going back a few pages and dig up an old thread to add comments on that. Someone even bloody started a Ray Wilkins thread even though the fucking thread when there was an existing one directly below it!!
For fuck's sake, mods can we have an intelligence thread here before posters are allowed to post?
