So, according to Ray Wilkins, no team *ever* capitulates in the Premier League.
Every team gives it their all for "the 95+ minutes" (yes, he said "95+ minutes).
Unlike in those foreign *cough* Spain *cough* leagues where teams get steamrollered all the time.
Never happens here!
Riiiiiiiiiiiight, Ray!
Also, according to the same pompous twat, Pedro has taken "nearly 3 seasons to perform".
Hmmm...Pedro joined Chelsea in August last year...
Please, someone, for the love of the baby Jesus, make it stop.
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Just got the first "young man" from Wilkins.
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Matterface's gruesome commentary of the Kane penalty and so many of his scripted unfunnies about London and the capital. Hideous.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Wilkins has done alright.
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Sniffing and throat clearing.......ccreds wrote:Wilkins has done alright.
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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He's got a quick wit today.sjbarca wrote:Sniffing and throat clearing.......ccreds wrote:Wilkins has done alright.
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Oh yeah SJ I heard him praise Alan Shearer (Mary Poppins) saying he talks a lot of sense.ccreds wrote:He's got a quick wit today.sjbarca wrote:Sniffing and throat clearing.......ccreds wrote:Wilkins has done alright.
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If Pearce was commentating we'd hear some "Millie's"
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Even without listening I know this is the wrong informationccreds wrote:Wilkins has done alright.
Saggers is alive??!!
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Wilbur did nuffink wrong!
Talksport is dark and full of errors.
Wilbur did nuffink wrong!
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Chucked in just the 1 token "Matey" today.ccreds wrote:Just got the first "young man" from Wilkins.
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Is Sam Delaney really in Washington for the Election??!!
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
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You are correct in this matter.deisegirl wrote:Even without listening I know this is the wrong informationccreds wrote:Wilkins has done alright.
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Will you be in the hot seat hosting match day live on Saturday Geoff? Remember you doing a great job last season at Peterborough. Think it was chucking it down and could hear it on the radio.
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sjbarca wrote:Is Sam Delaney really in Washington for the Election??!!
Works for Russia Today doesn't he ?
Can't see the talkRADIO budget going that far, the irony of a Murdoch company riding on the back of Putin money would be delicious.
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What do you reckon?Holden Mcgroyne wrote:sjbarca wrote:Is Sam Delaney really in Washington for the Election??!!
Works for Russia Today doesn't he ?
Can't see the talkRADIO budget going that far, the irony of a Murdoch company riding on the back of Putin money would be delicious.
Sam Delaney goes to Washington for talkRADIO | RadioToday
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j ... SHuuwbL5Ow
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They wring every minute they can out of a broadcaster sent on an OB but they paid for him to go there for a week to present a three hour drivetime show with a miniscule audience ? He did a couple of interviews with H and J that I heard and wasn't on any of the Two Mikes overnight coverage that I caught.
He may have subbed it himself and re-charged a bit to tR.
He may have subbed it himself and re-charged a bit to tR.
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Sounds about right.Holden Mcgroyne wrote:They wring every minute they can out of a broadcaster sent on an OB but they paid for him to go there for a week to present a three hour drivetime show with a miniscule audience ? He did a couple of interviews with H and J that I heard and wasn't on any of the Two Mikes overnight coverage that I caught.
He may have subbed it himself and re-charged a bit to tR.
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"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Is Stan doing a podcast on bullying in the workplace? He could invite Jon Norman
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Whose commentating for Scotland side? We know Pearce will be England's pundit. That's if they doing it like they did in euros v Wales.
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Hopefully a Scot like Don Hutchison or Ray Houghton.
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It's the Players lounge on and no comms.Just Adderley doing updates:
Good old Graham Courtney doing Belfast.
Good old Graham Courtney doing Belfast.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Carlos J wrote:It's the Players lounge on and no comms.Just Adderley doing updates:
Good old Graham Courtney doing Belfast.
Then on the plane to Brazil for the F1. Busy lad.
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This. He done the commentary on a Liverpool cup game (sure it was the boro game that went to 20 pens each) and every boro pen had this dramatic build up you just couldn't think of on the spot. I realised then, he's scripted this to try and get at least one of these to become an immortal talkshite ad line for the rest of his career.Carlos J wrote:Matterface's gruesome commentary of the Kane penalty and so many of his scripted unfunnies about London and the capital. Hideous.
Listened to him again for the first time since, on the Chelsea Everton game at the weekend and he was still doing the same then.
Finals, yeah, I can understand you'd wanna give it the bitters, but these?
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Just looked at the schedule and Danny Kelly is on. Would rather have ad Geoff on myself.ccreds wrote:Will you be in the hot seat hosting match day live on Saturday Geoff? Remember you doing a great job last season at Peterborough. Think it was chucking it down and could hear it on the radio.
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Would have thought there would have been a commentary yesterday.