Alan Brazil - Gleneagles Ryder Cup 2014 Can't Wait...

[wathman]

Al is staying in a nice big house with Houghton, Bryan McFadden, the Jones bloke off of the not The Apprentice show, nine other err men and Georgie Bingham??!!

Bet She's gonna get it then.....She won't be able to walk by Monday.

[sjbarca]

Two of the lads in Alan's hoose??!!

[Boozios]

Al is staying in a nice big house with Houghton, Bryan McFadden, the Jones bloke off of the not The Apprentice show, nine other err men and Georgie Bingham??!!

And the winner is.....

Och...Noooo...'ahh've nae seen mah boaby since 1987...and mahh baaack...Come on Ray, help a fellow celt oot, please, absolutely'

'Sorry Alan, ahh only get mah Nat King at top level ...call wee Ding Dong'

[Thursty]

McFadden looks weird beardless and with dyed hair.

[carcinogen]

'yourgolftravel.com'

Do these cunts ever give up freeloading?

Rest assured, they will die as miserably as us in care homes being pissed upon by underpaid immigrants.

[sjbarca]

Now then Now then......no not DLT and Jimmy Savile.....it's Georgie and Bubka

[sjbarca]

Now then

[Boozios]

There's a face of a bloke what has seem some 'Motel Action' in his time

How am I doing, Bobby?



Get in the hole, T.W.

[sjbarca]

The Eagle Has Landed......

[Serendipity]

The Eagle Has Landed......

FFS he's twice the size of anyone else in that photo.

[Boozios]

The Eagle Has Landed......

FFS he's twice the size of anyone else in that photo.

Not happy - obviously it's a cash bar.

He's now regretting not taking the Pikey 2000 motorhome as he's drawn the settee in the sleeping arrangements.

[Roquetas]

Food and beer in easy reach. The fat cunt is sorted.

[sjbarca]

Little Ray talking about golf with his trouser leg at the highest level??!!

[Sadact7]

Fucking state of that space hopper

[Basualdo]

Little Ray talking about golf with his trouser leg at the highest level??!!

Alan wearing a fetching little sweater in the colour 'bellend thrush' from the Glenlawnsy Woollen Millls shop in Dunkeld

[Basualdo]

No, on second thoughts, I think he might be naked from the waist up.

[carcinogen]

[AlcoholBrazil]

You're missing a Ronnie Irani doll in that pic.

[ptang yang63]

Since Braz is spending the whole time watching the golf on a giant TV screen and just groaning out " Arggh, its bewdiful,this is what it's all aboot" he might as well have been back in the TS hovel. However that would mean him missing all the free booze and burgers and a chance to network more freebies for the future. "Ah'm nae daft yer know"
His lager lashed larynx is almost packing in and he is struggling to get his script read out so what's he gonna be like Sat and Sun when he's no presenting to do?? Just like Parry at Chellenum years back they'll have to carry him out of the Guinness tent on a stretcher.

[MGA99]

Since Braz is spending the whole time watching the golf on a giant TV screen and just groaning out " Arggh, its bewdiful,this is what it's all aboot" he might as well have been back in the TS hovel. However that would mean him missing all the free booze and burgers and a chance to network more freebies for the future. "Ah'm nae daft yer know"
His lager lashed larynx is almost packing in and he is struggling to get his script read out so what's he gonna be like Sat and Sun when he's no presenting to do?? Just like Parry at Chellenum years back they'll have to carry him out of the Guinness tent on a stretcher.

outstanding alliteration

[ptang yang63]

Too kind.

[carcinogen]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Reg]

Little Ray talking about golf with his trouser leg at the highest level??!!

[Reg]

Just like Parry at Chellenum years back they'll have to carry him out of the Guinness tent on a stretcher.

Forklift, more like.

[carcinogen]