Roozegate

[delboy1983]

Trouble is Rooney is Trailer Trash,elevated to the captaincy because he is deemed the best player.
However the role of England captain right or wrong demands decent behaviour on and off the field.
Rooney is coming to the end of his career in England and basically knowing he would be photographed and front page news reverted to type and just said fuck it.

[tennisman]

Trust Dungham to turn a negative such as Rooney getting bladdered at 5am whilst representing the national team as captain into a positive by saying he got rid of the image of a detached player and that the guests would have been so happy seeing him.

Fucking remarkable.

I sometimes wonder if Durham is a member of some sort of low grade Oxford Union-style debating society as his ability to come up with angles, arguments and positions like on this issue are remarkable.

I laughed today when he asked a caller, 'Are you really inferring that a drink culture is contributing to England not winning a World Cup?'

I nearly shouted at the radio, 'YES, You pratt, that's exactly what the argument is'.

of course, England may not drink any more than anyone else.

But remembering Durham going apoplectic yesterday about Dier not wanting the ball when marked by up to 3 players and refusing to criticise Stones for hitting a poor pass, I'm surprised he's not picking up on just about anything which might be a contributory factor, including getting pissed or staying out late whilst in the middle of a 2 match series of games.

Durham is the ultimate contrarian.

If the press had said that Rooney / the team having a drink wasn't a problem, Dungham would have been all over it, saying it was.

[carcinogen]

Tennisman, I hate to see you trying to understand Adrian, it's beneath you. We all know what he is. As for Rooney, he's an ignorant oaf. If those want to put him in a position of responsibility, so be it. You wouldn't put Gazza in a hotel room with a mini-bar would you.

[sjbarca]

Trust Dungham to turn a negative such as Rooney getting bladdered at 5am whilst representing the national team as captain into a positive by saying he got rid of the image of a detached player and that the guests would have been so happy seeing him.

Fucking remarkable.

I sometimes wonder if Durham is a member of some sort of low grade Oxford Union-style debating society as his ability to come up with angles, arguments and positions like on this issue are remarkable.

I laughed today when he asked a caller, 'Are you really inferring that a drink culture is contributing to England not winning a World Cup?'

I nearly shouted at the radio, 'YES, You pratt, that's exactly what the argument is'.

of course, England may not drink any more than anyone else.

But remembering Durham going apoplectic yesterday about Dier not wanting the ball when marked by up to 3 players and refusing to criticise Stones for hitting a poor pass, I'm surprised he's not picking up on just about anything which might be a contributory factor, including getting pissed or staying out late whilst in the middle of a 2 match series of games.

Durham is the ultimate contrarian.

If the press had said that Rooney / the team having a drink wasn't a problem, Dungham would have been all over it, saying it was.

Mate he's in his 40s supporting 2 wives he's just trolling for food.

[Zippy]

Earning and forgetting like Dants SJ??!!

[sjbarca]

Earning and forgetting like Dants SJ??!!

haha Porky is the wise one......no wife never mind wives??!!

[deisegirl]

Very interesting posts tennis-o

Very dull ryedio by the sound of it TS-o

Ah've only heard Two Mikes podcasts this week. Don't give a fuck what Shrek does in his spare time, but Porky's slobbering defence is cringe. Then again, Shrek is his cash cow what with that bestseller Rooney Tunes

[Basualdo]

Oh god, I forgot Parry's 'Jed Maxwell the mentalist' like crush on the teenage Rooney.
It was most unsavoury and bordering on Yew Tree territory.

[Zippy]

Earning and forgetting like Dants SJ??!!

haha Porky is the wise one......no wife never mind wives??!!

It's interesting how many TS presenters have bitter tales of ex-wives...

[Zippy]

Oh god, I forgot Parry's 'Jed Maxwell the mentalist' like crush on the teenage Rooney.
It was most unsavoury and bordering on Yew Tree territory.

Remember when he wrote Rooney Tunes? Old MG wheeled it out at a show and read extracts, much to the amusement of the audience.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Was Wee Wayne wearing a poppy?

[tennisman]

Tennisman, I hate to see you trying to understand Adrian, it's beneath you. We all know what he is. As for Rooney, he's an ignorant oaf. If those want to put him in a position of responsibility, so be it. You wouldn't put Gazza in a hotel room with a mini-bar would you.

I find him intriguing.

If we are getting the real Hade, he could be the subject of many psychologists couches; if he's acting, he should be applying for RADA

[tennisman]

Very interesting posts tennis-o

Very dull ryedio by the sound of it TS-o

Ah've only heard Two Mikes podcasts this week. Don't give a fuck what Shrek does in his spare time, but Porky's slobbering defence is cringe. Then again, Shrek is his cash cow what with that bestseller Rooney Tunes

Thanks

[dingdongthewitchisdead]

loads of dolled up older ladies at wedding,a natural haunt for old ruggy i'd of thought

[deisegirl]

Oh god, I forgot Parry's 'Jed Maxwell the mentalist' like crush on the teenage Rooney.
It was most unsavoury and bordering on Yew Tree territory.

Remember when he wrote Rooney Tunes? Old MG wheeled it out at a show and read extracts, much to the amusement of the audience.

He told a story on one of the most recent Two Mikes show about how he bought up all the Rooney merchandise at a charidee auction back when Blayne was still playing for Everton. "Just for charidee and he gave most of it back"..yeah right Porky you weirdo.

[kancutlawns]

[JimmyDee]

Unusually for this forum I'm actually learning something.

Can we please get back to calling people cunts and that?

[kancutlawns]

What I've learnt the last few days of TF:

- Rooney got plastered in a wedding at 5am but this OK because it shows he has pashun, he should be able to let his hair down(!), there wasn't a Premier League game on that weekend and he opened himself up
- Saggs losing it
- The Unide manager thinks the first name of the national coach is "Gary"

[Carlos J]

Oh god, I forgot Parry's 'Jed Maxwell the mentalist' like crush on the teenage Rooney.
It was most unsavoury and bordering on Yew Tree territory.

Remember when he wrote Rooney Tunes? Old MG wheeled it out at a show and read extracts, much to the amusement of the audience.

He told a story on one of the most recent Two Mikes show about how he bought up all the Rooney merchandise at a charidee auction back when Blayne was still playing for Everton. "Just for charidee and he gave most of it back"..yeah right Porky you weirdo.

I keep meaning to buy 'Rooney Tunes'. Only a penny on Amazon and a couple of nicker postage. The reviews are/n'the great. Childlike writing and fanboy seems most.

[Basualdo]

The Amazon review's of Greenteeth's book were comedy gold.


https://www.amazon.co.uk/He-All-That-Fo ... ian+durham

Its a tsunami of bile and ridicule.

[Carlos J]

Yeah seen it.. But I'd draw the line at buying anything connected with Durham.

[delboy1983]

Has to be someone from here

1.0 out of 5 stars

I am a terrible human being By Neil Evans on 15 Nov. 2013
Format: Kindle Edition
I bought this because I am awful, a truly terrible person and I have been looking for someone who is worse than I am for over 10 years. I met Saddam Hussein and I was momentarily excited that he may be worse than me, but it transpires that I was still a much more terrible person.

So imagine my excitement when i discovered this book by this renowned dimwitted fool. I thought the end of my search was in sight...

And indeed it is! Adrian Durham is a complete shambles of a human being a collage of dreariness and re-hashed opinions stirred together with bile. He is much, much worse than I am and I thank the world for creating somebody an a lower platform of humanity than myself. His book should not be purchased under any circumstances. It really is bad. I am tempted to call the publishers and boo at them for 48 hours but I can't be bothered.

Do not buy this book. It is really really poor and if my review (now as the second worst person in the world) does anything I hope it dissuades you from buying this and gets Durham fired from all his current jobs and ultimately desperately alone and homeless

[JimmyDee]

What I've learnt the last few days of TF ... <snip>

I was referring to Tennisman's oases of calm and rationality. Can we ban him for Sense and Sensibility? He's getting this place a bad name.

[JimmyDee]

The Amazon review's of Greenteeth's book were comedy gold.

As were these reviews of "A Whole New World" - Peter Andre and Katie "cut" Price.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-World-Ka ... merReviews

[tennisman]

The Amazon review's of Greenteeth's book were comedy gold.


https://www.amazon.co.uk/He-All-That-Fo ... ian+durham

Its a tsunami of bile and ridicule.

Wow.

I know when someone questioned the validity of a minor claim in a post on my blog, I felt a rising force of anger and resentment building up inside of me sufficient to turn me into a Charles Bronson lookalike ready to enact carnage and revenge on the poor unsuspecting football fan who had asked the minor question, so I dread to think how I'd feel if my own writing efforts unleashed such appalling reviews.

Wonder if Hade has read any of that.

If he has, it's probably grist to his warped mill.

PS On second thoughts, I was less like Charles Bronson and more like Lois exploding at the lack of paper towels;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naDgcdtV9hI