TalkSPORT rhyming couplets

[robm]

Oh dear what can the matter be
Alan Brazil he stinks like a lavatory.

[kancutlawns]

On the phone now it's wee Gordy Strachan
with the charm, personality, ability and looks of a big bunch of bracken.

[kancutlawns]

I'm on the red, some lager and a crate of Chablis
Off to the Alps in the morn and I've the brain of a flea

[kancutlawns]

My undies are encrusted with thick mounds of shit
I'm off on the piss tonight and sleeping in a big pit

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Beyond kankeration

[kancutlawns]

Playing golf with Roberts, Houghton, Glenn and Ossie,
I've shat meesell and need a shiny noo cossy

[robm]

Old Richard Keys he thinks he is the best,
Especially when he has someone shitting on his chest.

[kancutlawns]

Coming next the daily Arsenal and a new tune from the Wenger Boys
then old Arry previewing tonight's EFL and a big shout out for David Moyes

[robm]

'Arry R he is a card
mention his name they all go hard.

[Basualdo]

Och, ma throat, ma back ,ma belly,
You better get hold of Danny Kelly.

[robm]

Och ma God av shit me pants
Time to get hold of Ian Dants.

[kancutlawns]

Lissen riggght? We hall doon it like buggering on Ackney Marshes and neckin semen through my spandex mankini
I love eating steaks, beef sausages, steak and onion pies and my new friend is big Troy Deaney

[kancutlawns]

Coming nexx are the papers with Matt Scott
I drank like a fish last night and have a pain in my bot

[robm]

Old 'Arry Redknapp he really is a clown
Took his missus to a shop and then he ran her down.

[kancutlawns]

Humpty Dumpty Neil Warnock sat on the wall
the rancid overrated old cunt had a great fall
Then Moose came and eat his brepfass and big fruit flan
and summed up exactly why we all think he's a gland

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Humpty Dumpty Neil Warnock sat on the wall
the rancid overrated old cunt had a great fall
Then Moose came and eat his brepfass and big fruit flan
and summed up exactly why we all think he's a gland

Official cease and desist has been served

[Basualdo]

Al thinks he's the pride of the radio dial,
But I saw better men at the Nuremberg Trial.

[kancutlawns]

Pinger Davies plies pills to young women and lies about the source
was he ever berated and sent to Coventry by TS, well yes, of course

[kancutlawns]

Big Al is a tight arse, a smelly twat and with limited wit
gets away with no shows, no prep and being an utter shit

[kancutlawns]

Best league in the world, stupid FIFA and gready parasites
Get on with it! It's a goal! Grassroots football and faux angst Foight Nights.

[JimmyDee]

Alan BernARD
with co-hosts contractually-obliged to defer to him, he's dead hard.

[JimmyDee]

Ronald Irani
Is a cunt

At time of posting, still my winner.
I love assonance, me. "It's a rhyme that doosn't wairk".

[robm]

He gives you the hee bee jeee bees
When all he cares about is freebies.

[kancutlawns]

Ronnie Irani, two season tickets, three caps, freedom of London, woof woof!!
Bullshitted about Gazza, Speedy, out of a job and selling any old stoof

[JimmyDee]

Antii Niemi
that clip is dead famey.