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It's "ein", not "een"
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Lou Grant wrote:Geoff Peters
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Richard Keys and Andy Gray
Tarmacking and giggling all the way
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Alan's obese
His turds are like grease
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

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The purple faced jock
Cannot see his cock
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

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Richard Keys and all his hair
means that shit gets everywhere.
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The moose likes a feast
His dick smells of yeast
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

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Aidsey dur UM
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Stanley Victor Collymore
That gear stick made his arse so sore.
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So sore would have scanned better
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Ronald Irani
Is a cunt
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Ian Dants
Has skids in his pants
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

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Baldy Old Butch
He drinks far too much
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

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Butch looks like fester
When he blows the breath tester
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.

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