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kevin04 wrote:Chiles used to be alright on radio and then Working Lunch, but then turned.carcinogen wrote:Adrian Chiles or Colin Murray and 'friends'? The noose or the firing squad?
Maybe he's alright on radio if not talking about football.
Heard 10 minutes of Colin and friends today waiting for H and J - it's basically all those WKD adverts rolled into radio. Trying to be funny/cute, but just leaves you cold.
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CHAPPERS voice sounds like his neck is at right angles
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It should be, the fucking John Torode looky likey nasally cunt.TGOAH 15K wrote:CHAPPERS voice sounds like his neck is at right angles
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Yes! Shades of moonface Irani too. What a hybrid of extreme cuntsBasualdo wrote:It should be, the fucking John Torode looky likey nasally cunt.TGOAH 15K wrote:CHAPPERS voice sounds like his neck is at right angles
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Chappers is Jabie Sercobb's dad.
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Heard a bit of Nolan interviewing an Aussie actress Kiruna Stamell. She was a top lassie and had Nolan squirming a bit when was patronising her just a little.
I've forgotten the whole interview pretty much, but there were a few moments with Nolan and his fake ''I like you'' and she said ''You said that the last time yet you can't remember when you interviewed me''
Just looked at that listings. That Phil Williams is still on NATIONAL radio!
I've forgotten the whole interview pretty much, but there were a few moments with Nolan and his fake ''I like you'' and she said ''You said that the last time yet you can't remember when you interviewed me''
Just looked at that listings. That Phil Williams is still on NATIONAL radio!
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One of the worst presenters ever. I can't quite pinpoint why, but the guy just plain sucks.kevin04 wrote:Just looked at that listings. That Phil Williams is still on NATIONAL radio!
Although, the fact he does a national radio show that has a phone in where people can ask a mechanic about their car problems is brilliant
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Is one of the main criteria for entering the hall of fame having an appalling attendance record? Nicky Campbell must have done about 4 shows in 2 months, he makes Brazil look like the epitome of protestant work ethic
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I had a bet on the Spurs game and was following it on 5live those two cunts Connor McNamara were just pissing about and talking about the A Team that they failed to report on 4 yellow cards in the second half??!!
I had to check elsewhere to find that out, so I was thinking I'd lost out because of those spanners!!
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It's that night of the year when 5live cover that yank shite that no one cares about. Put tS on and it's fucking Matt Ford.
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I like that yank shite, me??!!Holden Mcgroyne wrote:It's that night of the year when 5live cover that yank shite that no one cares about. Put tS on and it's fucking Matt Ford.
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We lost the old thread in the fire, but been listening to a bit of Radio 5 this week.
George Riley - still does that bloody awful "And Good Morning from George Riley" when he's already been introduced. Eughhh! Makes the blood run cold.
Rachel 'beast of' Burden - still claiming to be Irish? Really? If I could point at middle England, it would be her. Maybe a bit harsh on her, but the lisping, gulping, ''errs'' - fuck I'd be just as shite in that spot, but dunno, just can't take the lassie.
Nicky Campbell - ''very powerful'' repeat at any hard-hitting interview.
Adrian Chiles - heard his show twice, but pretty decent. Maybe the One Show and sat next to Ian Wright and Glen Hoddle for 10 years hosting England's football games fried his brain, but this is like the old enjoyable Chiles from Working Lunch and err, yes, no, absolutley, Radio 5 before he was famous. A good interviewer, and seems a decent guy.
Peter Allan - SMOOTH FM was surely named after this champ. A great voice, he must have a full-head of hair - maybe greying/ he MUST do, but still , bet he gets the POOTANG! I've not seen a pic, but he sounds late 60s/early 70s, but by christ, I bet he sounds like a mad/suave shagger. If Mendoza has bagged a thousand women then ol' Pete must have doubled that (and none of that Jewtree crap either, proper/legit women).
Chris Warburton - no real opinion, seems alright. He reminds me of hangovers, being bloated, over-weight, 'the fear' and January in general, having to pack a suit case and feeling about 2 stone over weight from Christmas and the general depression of Six Nations and rugby beginning again.
Dotun - he's an idiot, but a nice man. Please stop singing, shouting, but keep on laughing, never stop that. Heard a bit of World Football Phone-In and it's still the same. A few Champ Man geeks calling in about players they've signed or seen on Youtube and where/how/what/why etc.
Oops this is more rambling than I wanted/expected, but here it is, the new Radio 5 Live thread.
Anything you hear on R5 - get it in here.
George Riley - still does that bloody awful "And Good Morning from George Riley" when he's already been introduced. Eughhh! Makes the blood run cold.
Rachel 'beast of' Burden - still claiming to be Irish? Really? If I could point at middle England, it would be her. Maybe a bit harsh on her, but the lisping, gulping, ''errs'' - fuck I'd be just as shite in that spot, but dunno, just can't take the lassie.
Nicky Campbell - ''very powerful'' repeat at any hard-hitting interview.
Adrian Chiles - heard his show twice, but pretty decent. Maybe the One Show and sat next to Ian Wright and Glen Hoddle for 10 years hosting England's football games fried his brain, but this is like the old enjoyable Chiles from Working Lunch and err, yes, no, absolutley, Radio 5 before he was famous. A good interviewer, and seems a decent guy.
Peter Allan - SMOOTH FM was surely named after this champ. A great voice, he must have a full-head of hair - maybe greying/ he MUST do, but still , bet he gets the POOTANG! I've not seen a pic, but he sounds late 60s/early 70s, but by christ, I bet he sounds like a mad/suave shagger. If Mendoza has bagged a thousand women then ol' Pete must have doubled that (and none of that Jewtree crap either, proper/legit women).
Chris Warburton - no real opinion, seems alright. He reminds me of hangovers, being bloated, over-weight, 'the fear' and January in general, having to pack a suit case and feeling about 2 stone over weight from Christmas and the general depression of Six Nations and rugby beginning again.
Dotun - he's an idiot, but a nice man. Please stop singing, shouting, but keep on laughing, never stop that. Heard a bit of World Football Phone-In and it's still the same. A few Champ Man geeks calling in about players they've signed or seen on Youtube and where/how/what/why etc.
Oops this is more rambling than I wanted/expected, but here it is, the new Radio 5 Live thread.
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I call it Radio CAncer. Seems every time I switch on beytween 9 and 5 it's a terminal disease of one form or another. Victoria Derbyshire used to revel in the
tragedy, a bit like Kay Burley does .
tragedy, a bit like Kay Burley does .
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Apart from drive time, which is poor but still beats tS by dint of not having Adrian Durham on it, I'd say pretty much every slot is worse than its equivalent on talkSPORT. Which is saying something, really.
Al Murray and Danny Baker on Saturday mornings are the only shows I actively choose to listen to.
5live extra, with its selection of county cricket commentaries and other sports stuff, is very good though.
Al Murray and Danny Baker on Saturday mornings are the only shows I actively choose to listen to.
5live extra, with its selection of county cricket commentaries and other sports stuff, is very good though.
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Adrian Chiles has a voice that if an atrocity like 9-11, or 7-7 was breaking news on his show, he would still make it sound like a game of dominoes
in a back street pub.
in a back street pub.
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Their sports coverage is excellent, far superior to TS.
Unless their is a major news story I am unlikely to listen to their non-sport progs.
Danny Baker on a Saturday is an exception. Like his show.
Unless their is a major news story I am unlikely to listen to their non-sport progs.
Danny Baker on a Saturday is an exception. Like his show.
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The non requieted love affair with Roy Keane was heartbreakingly sad.....and by 'heartbreakingly sad' I actually mean absolutely fucking hilarious.AlcoholBrazil wrote:Adrian Chiles has a voice that if an atrocity like 9-11, or 7-7 was breaking news on his show, he would still make it sound like a game of dominoes
in a back street pub.
Plus he is the only Croatian in existence to hate the Germans.
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Interesting program about Greece.
God damn what an amazing accent the Greeks have.
God damn what an amazing accent the Greeks have.
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Who gives a fuck about USA v Japan ? If they feel the pc need to cover this doris final, shove it on Extra.
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Agree totally about that horny auld fucker Allen. Been balls deep figuratively speaking in 5Live fanny for a number of years now and now because of cutbacks by the broadcaster which has led to a marked decrease in airwave pussy has been put onto the day graveyard shift that was previously occupied by VD and Shelagh. Wadda bloke though.
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Err it was on page 16, Kevin. so merge.kevin04 wrote:We lost the old thread in the fire, but been listening to a bit of Radio 5 this week. [...]
Allen left Garvey alone, to be swept up and duffed up (fertilised not brutalised) by Chiles. Used to like Allen, still do but rarely listen.
Indeed rarely listen to old dear Rhod now, even Dr Karl, if still on as err Parrywatch is more important and only Dotun for the 'World Football Phone In' which as per Kevin's OP he has been fucking up for years but Vickery is still gold. Though stayed tune the other week and still doing the virtual jukebox shite. Thought like the previous virtual bookshelf it would be dumped when reached 100. Must be in old thread, great post from Thursty about some pompous, slightly drunk sounding bloke from Lowestoft on that, was not me though.
Can't bear 50+ men calling themselves Nicky and leave the rest of the day alone.
Mainly listen to live sport, tuned to Al Murray recently. This comment on Forde thread is enough:
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Ha. This must be bumped from page 17: https://www.talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.p ... 40#p237502
Youtube tags of old, I'd erased awful Anand from memory, but in now sight add cunt Murray and 'Spoony' Joseph to the TS stable. Still horrific:Carlos J wrote:Forgot this was lost on the old forum. A few years old, so re-live the fun and faces. Cunts Campbell and Mayo, the lovely Aasmir, poor Helen Blaby, Saggers and Stanloi, and Dotun looking and sounding like a reject from 'Bumfights':
Youtube link.
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Great times.Carlos J wrote:Though stayed tune the other week and still doing the virtual jukebox shite. Thought like the previous virtual bookshelf it would be dumped when reached 100. Must be in old thread, great post from Thursty about some pompous, slightly drunk sounding bloke from Lowestoft on that, was not me though.
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Helen Blaby, there's a blast from the past. Big fatty boom boom who clearly had a huge chip on her shoulder about it. Victoria Derbyshire once said you look like your the type who's in the kitchen at parties, not actually referring to food and that went down badly "Yes I know because I'm fat".Carlos J wrote:Ha. This must be bumped from page 17: https://www.talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.p ... 40#p237502Youtube tags of old, I'd erased awful Anand from memory, but in now sight add cunt Murray and 'Spoony' Joseph to the TS stable. Still horrific:Carlos J wrote:Forgot this was lost on the old forum. A few years old, so re-live the fun and faces. Cunts Campbell and Mayo, the lovely Aasmir, poor Helen Blaby, Saggers and Stanloi, and Dotun looking and sounding like a reject from 'Bumfights':
Youtube link.