Why doesn’t David Baddiel mention that he is Jewish,
Sandi Toksvig that she is Danish,
Ricky Tomlinson that he is one of the oppressed working class,
Ragnesh Ragnothan that he is vegan,
Adam Hills that he is legless and
Gina Yashere that she is Nigerian.
I feel deprived of these reminders.
They never mention………
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That Dave Whelan broke his leg in an FA Cup Final
Mick Quinn dat da leeg lied
That Alan Brazil scored five goals in a game
That Piers Morgan supports Arsenal
That Micky Flanagan goes for a wawkaraand
Mick Quinn dat da leeg lied
That Alan Brazil scored five goals in a game
That Piers Morgan supports Arsenal
That Micky Flanagan goes for a wawkaraand
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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That Tony Cascarino played in France
That Ronnie Irani dislikes Nasser Hussain
That Ronnie Irani dislikes Nasser Hussain
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Danny Kelly never mentions he worked for the NME.
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Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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Eamon Holmes never mentions he's a fucking maun yerneeded fan, and fergie came to his fucking house once
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That you can get a loan from Amigo Loan as long as you have a guarantor even if you have no ability or intention of keeping up the repayments
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That Andy Goldstein bwoadcarsts on national wadio
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Uncle Albert fought in the war
Lady Karren Brady has lawyers who have watched this forum
Marianne Faithfull had a Mars Bars eaten out of her flange
Lady Karren Brady has lawyers who have watched this forum
Marianne Faithfull had a Mars Bars eaten out of her flange
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Adrian Durham never mentions Arsenal does he. I wish he would. I sometimes wish he'd base a whole show on Arsenal and Arsene Wenger. I know it's a crazy fucking idea, but who knows, maybe in the New Year he'll talk about Arsenal.
Alan Brazil, or should that be 'Sir' Alan in the upcoming honours list (have I let the cat out of the bag there? Sorry) never mentions THE SPORTS BAR AND GRILL. I heard it's a wonderful dining establishment and I cannot for the likes of me figure out why he doesn't mention the place during his radio broadcast.
Alan Brazil, or should that be 'Sir' Alan in the upcoming honours list (have I let the cat out of the bag there? Sorry) never mentions THE SPORTS BAR AND GRILL. I heard it's a wonderful dining establishment and I cannot for the likes of me figure out why he doesn't mention the place during his radio broadcast.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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You never hear anything about Arry Redknapp, do you?
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What was Billy Connolly's job before he went into showbiz?
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Was he a florist?Bad Blue 2000 wrote:What was Billy Connolly's job before he went into showbiz?
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"A Mars a day helps you work, rest and foreplay"kancutlawns wrote:Uncle Albert fought in the war
Lady Karren Brady has lawyers who have watched this forum
Marianne Faithfull had a Mars Bars eaten out of her flange
So, if there’s something you’d like to try
If there’s something you’d like to try
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?
If there’s something you’d like to try
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That Bobby Heenan registers to this forum every day with another new identity. He must own half the IP addresses in the country.
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He calls Fergie "boss". What a grade A cunt.beingsoblase wrote:Eamon Holmes never mentions he's a fucking maun yerneeded fan, and fergie came to his fucking house once
Had another emotional night thinking of @RIPGarySpeed and I don't think the feeling is ever going away.....
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Geezus. If Holmes ever gets on the honours list I won't be fucking responsible for my actions.billyliar wrote:He calls Fergie "boss". What a grade A cunt.beingsoblase wrote:Eamon Holmes never mentions he's a fucking maun yerneeded fan, and fergie came to his fucking house once
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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Fair play to him his wife is hot hot hot
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Best comment I ever heard about Holmes was by Ally Ross, when they showed EH's highlights package when he left GMTV, said it was like watching 'Supersize Me' on fast forward.carcinogen wrote:Geezus. If Holmes ever gets on the honours list I won't be fucking responsible for my actions.billyliar wrote:He calls Fergie "boss". What a grade A cunt.beingsoblase wrote:Eamon Holmes never mentions he's a fucking maun yerneeded fan, and fergie came to his fucking house once
Had another emotional night thinking of @RIPGarySpeed and I don't think the feeling is ever going away.....
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He was a welder.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Was he a florist?Bad Blue 2000 wrote:What was Billy Connolly's job before he went into showbiz?
I heard gods fast but I'd have to go up against him before I believe it
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Kick him in the cunt, the dead chutney ferret
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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Them learning balls aint malteasers
I heard gods fast but I'd have to go up against him before I believe it
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His best joke is two men walking down the street in different directions and one one says to the other"Do you you stay near the hospital?"m4 colin wrote:He was a welder.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Was he a florist?Bad Blue 2000 wrote:What was Billy Connolly's job before he went into showbiz?
"Aye i day"
"well get this stitched then".
And the guy slashes him done the jaw.
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