The Queen's Speech
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The Queen's Speech
I hope she just spreads her legs and shoves as massive dildo into her shrivelled old cunt and slags off Donald Trump. Is that going to happen? Nope. That's my christmas day ruined then. Fuck me.
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Good job it's prerecorded, Her Maj still has a nasty cold.
Don't always believe what you think, because sometimes its' a load of shite
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God save our queen,
Liz and the late Mrs Thatcher make me proud to be British.
Liz and the late Mrs Thatcher make me proud to be British.
Joel,Boyce,Alcaraz,Scharner,Espinoza,McCarthy,McArthur,Gomez,(Watson),McManaman,Maloney,Kone,...LEGENDS!
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I hope she doesn't die. That'd be awful. We'd end up with Jeremy Corbyn in a fucking frumpy dress and a crown on his fat head.Zambo wrote:Good job it's prerecorded, Her Maj still has a nasty cold.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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Or as the Newsreader on talksport said "has a bear culled"Zambo wrote:Good job it's prerecorded, Her Maj still has a nasty cold.
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Is that pile of shit still going? Sheesh. The worst thing about Christmas bar brussel sprouts
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#MAJVAJcarcinogen wrote:I hope she just spreads her legs and shoves as massive dildo into her shrivelled old cunt and slags off Donald Trump. Is that going to happen? Nope. That's my christmas day ruined then. Fuck me.
Speaking for the rest of the forum since 2019
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No mention of Brexit. She loves the idea of getting her country back.
Boris " Do not look at what I am doing, Look how cute and adorable Dilyn is.....Look at Dilyn ! "
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Really? How often does she visit Germany then?AlcoholBrazil wrote:No mention of Brexit. She loves the idea of getting her country back.
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Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.
Boris " Do not look at what I am doing, Look how cute and adorable Dilyn is.....Look at Dilyn ! "
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Indeed, a lot lot further than some of the foreigners people here worship and call them British just because they are successful.AlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.
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Goes all the way back to franceAlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.
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I got 10 seconds into it and had to have my post Xmas-lunch nap. It was all about the magnificent Olympians blah blah blah. If she had thanked my dear old Mum, who has worked for the library service for the past 20 odd years for fuck-all thanks and pay, I might have continued to listen. The Queen is a fucking 4ft gnome, just look at her fucking shape, years of in-breeding. Charles is a fucking chinless wonder. Edward, Andrew ... fuck me. What a bunch of cunts. Then we have Harry chasing this useless piece of gormless American skank around, Meghan Markle? Something like that anyway. Fucking useless trollop. Imagine something happening and Megan Markle gets on the throne. Fucks sake. "oooh, poor Prince Harry, his Mum died when he was young...yadda yadda yadda." Fuck off you ginger useless turd.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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And Mo Farah goes back to Somalia and that's where he was born and he's British, apparently.The Tick wrote:Goes all the way back to franceAlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.
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He's a more talented and valuable Brit than that old cabbageZambo wrote:And Mo Farah goes back to Somalia and that's where he was born and he's British, apparently.The Tick wrote:Goes all the way back to franceAlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.
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HM's father - George VI - german ancestry
HM's mother - Elizabeth Bowes Lyon - scottish
I make that at least 50% British
HM's mother - Elizabeth Bowes Lyon - scottish
I make that at least 50% British
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Alan Brazil should be king of England.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
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Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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Didnt watch didnt listen . Never have done.
I heard gods fast but I'd have to go up against him before I believe it
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m4 colin wrote:Didnt watch didnt listen . Never have done.
Call yourself an Englishman? You're a fucking disgrace. Next thing you'll be boasting about is the fact you never raped and enslaved the African continent for the sake of the Empire. Seriously, have a word with yourself. Not only have you let me down, you've let this whole shit-show of a forum down. I'm in the festive mood, so I'll let this indiscretion slide, but I've got my fucking eye on you. Carole Middleton and Pippa aren't impressed either..."Yes, Pippa my love...coming...a glass of Bailey's you say? Yes Pippa, coming my love...."....
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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Who is calling members of the United Kingdom err Brits here?The Tick wrote:He's a more talented and valuable Brit than that old cabbageZambo wrote:And Mo Farah goes back to Somalia and that's where he was born and he's British, apparently.The Tick wrote:Goes all the way back to franceAlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Don't think a lot of posters in this section would understand the reference, Dougy.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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Eh?sjbarca wrote:Who is calling members of the United Kingdom err Brits here?The Tick wrote:He's a more talented and valuable Brit than that old cabbageZambo wrote:And Mo Farah goes back to Somalia and that's where he was born and he's British, apparently.The Tick wrote:Goes all the way back to franceAlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.
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My point exactly. Doug's getting a little senile and trying some humour from the TS section that is lost on yourself for example. A true tumbleweed murment.The Tick wrote:Eh?sjbarca wrote:Who is calling members of the United Kingdom err Brits here?The Tick wrote:He's a more talented and valuable Brit than that old cabbageZambo wrote:And Mo Farah goes back to Somalia and that's where he was born and he's British, apparently.The Tick wrote:Goes all the way back to franceAlcoholBrazil wrote:Her British ancestry probably goes back further than most who live here.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.