Dave or Comedy Central or one of those channels - they all merge into one in my head - are endlessly pimping some show in which the fuck eyed livestock molesting blond inbred, Howard, drags his tiny fucking mother around the States for no apparent reason other than that due to her being dimmer than Micky Quinn that she might say something imbecilically amusing. Even though the puddle drinking bin hoker Quinn has shown absolutely no sign of doing so so far.
And judging by the promo she seems to be...and I know that what I'm about to write is a little controversial...she seems to be even unfunnier than her gotch eye six fingered mutant spawn.
Her USP seems to be screeching very mild expletives in a high pitched yokel squeal to the understandable utter bemusement of stoney faced yanks.
This is the latest in a trend of humourless bastards dragging their parents into wacky or zany situations.
The first being that plate faced nepotised gangly amusement-free cockcheese Whitehall and his completely coincidentally high power showbiz agent fraggle faced father and another some unknown light in the loafer Louis Walshified bogtrotter who kept pushing his "mammy" out of aeroplanes or from fast trains.
This must be stopped!
Aging parents should be left alone in quiet contentment to lightly soil themselves while watching Midsomer Murder repeats on ITV3 and get free pens from Michael Parkinson.
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See also Romesh Ranganathan.
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Basualdo wrote:Dave or Comedy Central or one of those channels - they all merge into one in my head - are endlessly pimping some show in which the fuck eyed livestock molesting blond inbred, Howard, drags his tiny fucking mother around the States for no apparent reason other than that due to her being dimmer than Micky Quinn that she might say something imbecilically amusing. Even though the puddle drinking bin hoker Quinn has shown absolutely no sign of doing so so far.
And judging by the promo she seems to be...and I know that what I'm about to write is a little controversial...she seems to be even unfunnier than her gotch eye six fingered mutant spawn.
Her USP seems to be screeching very mild expletives in a high pitched yokel squeal to the understandable utter bemusement of stoney faced yanks.
This is the latest in a trend of humourless bastards dragging their parents into wacky or zany situations.
The first being that plate faced nepotised gangly amusement-free cockcheese Whitehall and his completely coincidentally high power showbiz agent fraggle faced father and another some unknown light in the loafer Louis Walshified bogtrotter who kept pushing his "mammy" out of aeroplanes or from fast trains.
This must be stopped!
Aging parents should be left alone in quiet contentment to lightly soil themselves while watching Midsomer Murder repeats on ITV3 and get free pens from Michael Parkinson.
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The comedian who looks like Rolf Harris - he's dragging his mum round America in a series on the BBC at the moment.Basualdo wrote:Who?
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Googled him, I know his face now.Lou Grant wrote:The comedian who looks like Rolf Harris - he's dragging his mum round America in a series on the BBC at the moment.Basualdo wrote:Who?
Oh God is he at it too?
That one escapedme.....its getting out of control.
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On the subject of celeb mothers, Sir Jimmy now then now then got the "Duchess's" clothes dry cleaned weekly and opened up her wardrobe for her birthday.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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And bummed her corpse every Sunday
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No joke, he probably did.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:And bummed her corpse every Sunday
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Who's joking?
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Saw that one last night.Basualdo wrote:Googled him, I know his face now.Lou Grant wrote:The comedian who looks like Rolf Harris - he's dragging his mum round America in a series on the BBC at the moment.Basualdo wrote:Who?
Oh God is he at it too?
That one escapedme.....its getting out of control.
When I've seen him before he's always been one of the few "comedians" that I don't mind.
But this was shit.
Quite liked his mum though. She was even more deadpan than him, and is presented as the butt of his sarcasm, whereas in fact you get the feeling she is taking the piss out of him. Maybe that's intentional.
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Brilliant post.Basualdo wrote:Dave or Comedy Central or one of those channels - they all merge into one in my head - are endlessly pimping some show in which the fuck eyed livestock molesting blond inbred, Howard, drags his tiny fucking mother around the States for no apparent reason other than that due to her being dimmer than Micky Quinn that she might say something imbecilically amusing. Even though the puddle drinking bin hoker Quinn has shown absolutely no sign of doing so so far.
And judging by the promo she seems to be...and I know that what I'm about to write is a little controversial...she seems to be even unfunnier than her gotch eye six fingered mutant spawn.
Her USP seems to be screeching very mild expletives in a high pitched yokel squeal to the understandable utter bemusement of stoney faced yanks.
This is the latest in a trend of humourless bastards dragging their parents into wacky or zany situations.
The first being that plate faced nepotised gangly amusement-free cockcheese Whitehall and his completely coincidentally high power showbiz agent fraggle faced father and another some unknown light in the loafer Louis Walshified bogtrotter who kept pushing his "mammy" out of aeroplanes or from fast trains.
This must be stopped!
Aging parents should be left alone in quiet contentment to lightly soil themselves while watching Midsomer Murder repeats on ITV3 and get free pens from Michael Parkinson.
Far funnier than anything those mentioned in it can come up with.
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He's an absolute unfunny arsehole.
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Some of Bas's stuff is funny tbf
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henrycrs wrote:He's an absolute unfunny arsehole.
Only ever seen about five minutes of him.
Like mostcomedians his act seems to consist of the sort of boring stories and observations that you would feel ashamed of if you ever said them in an ordinary conversation, let alone on stage or on TV.
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He certainly is. His tried hard posting style stinks the place out imo.henrycrs wrote:He's an absolute unfunny arsehole.
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Basualdo wrote:Dave or Comedy Central or one of those channels - they all merge into one in my head - are endlessly pimping some show in which the fuck eyed livestock molesting blond inbred, Howard, drags his tiny fucking mother around the States for no apparent reason other than that due to her being dimmer than Micky Quinn that she might say something imbecilically amusing. Even though the puddle drinking bin hoker Quinn has shown absolutely no sign of doing so so far.
And judging by the promo she seems to be...and I know that what I'm about to write is a little controversial...she seems to be even unfunnier than her gotch eye six fingered mutant spawn.
Her USP seems to be screeching very mild expletives in a high pitched yokel squeal to the understandable utter bemusement of stoney faced yanks.
This is the latest in a trend of humourless bastards dragging their parents into wacky or zany situations.
The first being that plate faced nepotised gangly amusement-free cockcheese Whitehall and his completely coincidentally high power showbiz agent fraggle faced father and another some unknown light in the loafer Louis Walshified bogtrotter who kept pushing his "mammy" out of aeroplanes or from fast trains.
This must be stopped!
Aging parents should be left alone in quiet contentment to lightly soil themselves while watching Midsomer Murder repeats on ITV3 and get free pens from Michael Parkinson.
"Baz and his mammy" are on some Top Gear stylee Volkswagen ad here and I kept getting caught out by RTE because they were going straight to the ad break with no title card. I need to be able to fast forward IMMEDIATELY.
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