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The X factor returns to our screens tonight. Sharon Osborne and Louis Walsh return, replacing Nick grim shaw and Rita ora. Nicole scherzinger is also returning to the show to replace Cheryl tweedy. Can the old judges bring back some of the run f the earlier series, or is it too late to save a series well past its sell by date? Dermot oleary is back taking over from olly murs as show presenter. I think this could be the last series.

theleader82 wrote:is it too late to save a series well past its sell by date?

Yes.

Nivver watched a whole programme.

The best thing about it:

theleader82 wrote:The X factor returns to our screens tonight..

That's the signal for the shops to start stocking their shelves with all the Christmas Tat.

AlcoholBrazil wrote:

theleader82 wrote:The X factor returns to our screens tonight..

That's the signal for the shops to start stocking their shelves with all the Christmas Tat.

I seen a ´´Book Your Xmas Meal´´ poster in a pub last week and the local Dobbies already have a Christmas card section up.

P.S Excellent pics Sub. She is amazingly attractive, what was she doing with that tosspot Lewis (your hero)

"Awful wee penis. It's a no from me."

Did Louis pay off the yewtree tug

I was "encouraged" to watch this. I have many things to say about it. How many fucken adverts can they cram into this cunt. What's happened to music and to tv. What the fuck. Carc get in here. Simon's err beard. Nicole is fucken scorching. Has she had em done. That orange dress. Sharon died in Edinburgh but they revived her somehow. She looks like a bobble head with aids. What a load of shit.

kevin04 wrote:P.S Excellent pics Sub. She is amazingly attractive

If you watch shit like this you deserve to die. Apart from terrorism and terminal illness, reality television is the worst thing in the world.

The End wrote:If you watch shit like this you deserve to die. Apart from terrorism and terminal illness, reality television is the worst thing in the world.

You watched it then

Can we "get" a Honey G section?

Sid Pervcat wrote:

The End wrote:If you watch shit like this you deserve to die. Apart from terrorism and terminal illness, reality television is the worst thing in the world.

You watched it then

Bit 'arsh.

subsub wrote:

kevin04 wrote:P.S Excellent pics Sub. She is amazingly attractive

She is incredibly attractive and sexy. Almost too perfect. Can actually sing as well.
Not going to save XF though. It's slowly dying on its arse.

Jonathan wrote:

subsub wrote:

kevin04 wrote:P.S Excellent pics Sub. She is amazingly attractive

She is incredibly attractive and sexy. Almost too perfect. Can actually sing as well.
Not going to save XF though. It's slowly dying on its arse.

I'm amazed it's still going. Well past its sell-by date.
Nicole, however, is perfection

Can i buy nic's bras?

subsub wrote: Nicole, however, is perfection

'Little' Lewis Hamilton came up her cunt. You are aware of this are you not?

Or her err nics?

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Can i buy nic's bras?

Awright gaunty, you should be prime minister!

The Z Factor more like.

(see what I did there)? There's more of this witty banter to come. I've got my second wind and I've got another bottle of cheeky Shiraz. No, wait, it's Cabernet. Oh fuck it, it's red.

I hate X-Factor and its ilk but Mrs S was watching it tonight and I was instantly taken with the bikini-clad eighteen year old with huge tits (and I don't mean Mrs S ) but she was dumped out of the show tonight so I now have no reason to tune in.

However, should she still wish to garner fame, surely pornography is the next step for her. I hope she gives it serious, breastacular thought.

There were lots of ladies on my Facebook (including Mrs B) complaining about the obligatory louis Walsh scripted shock decision, so even the core demographic for this crap is seeing through this nonsense

This crackpot is still in it.

Sharon Osbourne was off her tits on something from the 2 minutes I saw last week.