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Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:37 pm
by great question
Redders ('Arry) , Clarrers (Claridge) and Pullers ( Pulis , T ) are on 5 right now . Has Chappers ( Chappers ) left his just the wanker to get a nice job in the US ( America).

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:50 pm
by Zippy
Chappers is a wanker. Would prefer his John Lennon slaying namesake to present instead.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:48 am
by AlcoholBrazil
Peter Allen doing a Hiroshima special today, but Allen has a voice that makes a nuclear bomb sound as interesting as a wet sparkler.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:08 am
by reg thorpe
AlcoholBrazil wrote:Peter Allen doing a Hiroshima special today, but Allen has a voice that makes a nuclear bomb sound as interesting as a wet sparkler.
It's nice that the Japanese are holding ceremonies remembering the dropping of the A-Bomb because they seem to suffer severe amnesia when remembering what happened in the ten years prior to that event.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:15 am
by AlcoholBrazil
reg thorpe wrote:
AlcoholBrazil wrote:Peter Allen doing a Hiroshima special today, but Allen has a voice that makes a nuclear bomb sound as interesting as a wet sparkler.
It's nice that the Japanese are holding ceremonies remembering the dropping of the A-Bomb because they seem to suffer severe amnesia when remembering what happened in the ten years prior to that event.

The Burmese got a bridge out of it.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 5:32 pm
by shabbado
reg thorpe wrote:
AlcoholBrazil wrote:Peter Allen doing a Hiroshima special today, but Allen has a voice that makes a nuclear bomb sound as interesting as a wet sparkler.
It's nice that the Japanese are holding ceremonies remembering the dropping of the A-Bomb because they seem to suffer severe amnesia when remembering what happened in the ten years prior to that event.
Yeah, I love how the British have public holidays for Dresden Fire Bombing Day, Boer War Concentration Camp Day and Empire Genocide Weekend

Go us!

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:29 pm
by AlcoholBrazil
Anyone catch the old lawyer guy use the word "cunt" on the breakfast show this morning about 8.32 a.m ?
Sadly the spoilsport bastards on the iplayer editing staff put the bleep in so it couldn't be enjoyed again.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:33 am
by AlcoholBrazil
Entertaining exchange around 9.25 this morning over what is more harmful to children. Smoking or Diesel cars. Worth a second listen.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 3:26 pm
by carcinogen
Listening to Five Live will do children more harm than both because they'll grow-up uneducated thick cunts, or perhaps even as presenters if they are Scottish/NI/Welsh. Geezus.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:38 am
by kancutlawns
Listened on Friday night when Nolan spoke to the bloke who trousered twenty grand from his bank account fraudulently. Made for uncomfortable if intriguing listening. The bloke rang up his bank and having been asked for Nolan's mother's maiden name which of course he couldn't provide, he was then asked for the date of birth which he got from Google. The bloke to be fair showed remorse and you almost wanted Nolan to want to turn around and smack him in the face (if of course he was in the studio). He refrained from doing so and I don't think Nolan has it in him and probably cares about his job in any case which is a shame. Thing I'd to know though is did Nolan go to his bank and tear them a new arsehole as they possibly are the biggest c**ts in this even more so then this pilfering twat.

He had a 67 year old woman on his show next who opening up her hotel for visitors who wanted a bit of bondage.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 3:01 pm
by kevin04
I take it Nolan didn't say "I like you" halfway through the interview? He seems to shoehorn in that phrase every time he's speaking to someone of adversity.

Heard a bit of Chiles over the last weeks. When he's not arsing around trying to be funny on TV, he's actually quite decent at being on radio.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 3:27 pm
by kancutlawns
kevin04 wrote:I take it Nolan didn't say "I like you" halfway through the interview? He seems to shoehorn in that phrase every time he's speaking to someone of adversity.

Heard a bit of Chiles over the last weeks. When he's not arsing around trying to be funny on TV, he's actually quite decent at being on radio.
Sort of did. He tried to show that he was vexed with being fleeced but then in concluding said that he felt he had learnt from his lesson and felt he was being sincere. I half expected Nolan to buy him a drink after and give him the keys to his house. :roll:

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:23 pm
by kevin04
Listening to the Syria vote on 5 Live and it's Phil 'local Radio' Williams on.

Fuck me, he looks like Dean Gaffney too.

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Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:12 am
by AlcoholBrazil
The voice of Peter Allen quite makes you look forward to death.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:35 am
by Zippy
kevin04 wrote:Listening to the Syria vote on 5 Live and it's Phil 'local Radio' Williams on.

Fuck me, he looks like Dean Gaffney too.

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Phil Williams = the most boring man on radio. He's awful. Just no charisma whatsoever.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:22 am
by AlcoholBrazil
Your call at 9.20 a.m . Muslim MP for Bolton South-East Yasmin Koresh who has arranged a petition to ban Trump said she was called a F***ing P*** Bitch live on air. That's the calibre of politicians we have today.
They've left the swearing in amazingly.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06r4tyt#play
19 mins in. Rachel Burden tugging her forlock and saying "It's Ok...It's OK " If the bloke said it, he would have been dumped off air immediately.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 10:08 am
by kancutlawns
Left the radio on after the 9am phone on and Peter Allen's on. Does anyone listen to him in this slot?

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:21 am
by Zippy
Phil Williams has to be the most boring person in radio.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 9:00 pm
by The Doctor Is In
In a world where Dotun is still on?

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:12 pm
by Holden Mcgroyne
Guardian scaremongering the station could close

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/f ... -only-bbc3

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:47 pm
by The Doctor Is In
Cheerio.

Nicholas Alexander Andrew Argyll Campbell can fuck off to the job centre.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 11:33 pm
by MGA99
The Doctor Is In wrote:Cheerio.

Nicholas Alexander Andrew Argyll Campbell can fuck off to the job centre.
Best broadcaster on the radio by a country mile

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:54 am
by AlcoholBrazil
It's Jeremy Vine for me.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 8:15 am
by fattmaude
Love me some Stephen Nolan on a weekend. I find his shows very thought provoking.

Re: The all new Five Live mega thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 9:17 am
by kancutlawns
Sports and News are coming under the spotlight. This is such a counterproductive step for 5Live. It'll just decimate their output without these two major areas of coverage.