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Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:26 am
by kancutlawns
Why didn't Sugar fire all the cunts last night? Fuck the BBC for keeping the current series going after only two episodes.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:28 am
by kancutlawns
Lord Notin Kwestion wrote:
Basualdo wrote:I work out, Notin, thanks.
You couldn't work out shit from clay.
Play the ball not the man, notin. You know that as well as us. Carlos, I hope you're keeping an eye on this piece of work. Don't want this thread infected.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:25 am
by Royal24s
Never mind being the brightest young entrepreneurs in the UK. Does anyone think these retards are even of average intelligence ?

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:36 pm
by Carlos J
Royal24s wrote:Never mind being the brightest young entrepreneurs in the UK. Does anyone think these retards are even of average intelligence ?
They never are, Royals. Part of the fun watching Mistress Schadenfreude at work as they fuck up the simplest things. Though not watched any of this series yet.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:56 pm
by Basualdo
Lord Notin Kwestion wrote:
Basualdo wrote:I work out, Notin, thanks.
You couldn't work out shit from clay.
So you won't be wanting the lovely vase I made for you for Christmas then? :(

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:18 pm
by Basualdo
"Good information gatherage."

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:26 pm
by Lord Notin Kwestion
Phwoooaaar!

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:31 pm
by Basualdo
Oh look, its my stalker.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:33 am
by subsub
Both teams did OK last night. Irish lady didn't do much wrong.

Poor Alana, she looks terrified, the poor lamb. She needs a hug :D

:heart:

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:33 am
by Basualdo
subsub wrote:Both teams did OK last night. Irish lady didn't do much wrong.
She did okay but I thought she was going to fuck it all up in the boardroom.
A nice looking girl though I dont think I could ever get used to that grating monotone Border whine.
The Chinese Graham Linehan deserved to go but on any other week I would have thought it a little unlucky if he had went.
That bad tempered rugby playing type is a right dildo.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 11:22 am
by subsub
Basualdo wrote:She did okay but I thought she was going to fuck it all up in the boardroom
And almost suicide to change who you're bringing back in about three times.
Basualdo wrote:bad tempered rugby playing type is a right dildo
The big lad? Yep, proper alpha-male twat.

Something rather foxy about the leggy blonde (Rebecca?).

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:27 pm
by Lord Notin Kwestion
subsub wrote:
Something rather foxy about the leggy blonde (Rebecca?).
Phwooaaaarr!

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:46 pm
by Basualdo
subsub wrote:
Basualdo wrote:She did okay but I thought she was going to fuck it all up in the boardroom
And almost suicide to change who you're bringing back in about three times.
Basualdo wrote:bad tempered rugby playing type is a right dildo
The big lad? Yep, proper alpha-male twat.

Something rather foxy about the leggy blonde (Rebecca?).
Dont see it, to be honest. It might be the chin like Brucie and lack of lips like Dicky Dump.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 2:19 pm
by subsub
Basualdo wrote:Dont see it, to be honest. It might be the chin like Brucie and lack of lips like Dicky Dump.
Good body, though, and something about those prim-and-proper types... :D

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:44 pm
by Lord Notin Kwestion
Lots of phwooarr going on tonight. Never watched it mind but I think there might be women on it I would consider having sexual intercourse with.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:11 pm
by kancutlawns
Dillon and Khartik - a match made in hell.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:26 pm
by kancutlawns
Oh fuck off Khartik you embarrassing, shameless, hairy eyebrowed buffoon. Wants to take his bra off.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:28 pm
by kancutlawns
Water sports [fnarr fnarr].

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:20 pm
by JW90
2 people, 3 eyebrows out tonight.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:40 pm
by kancutlawns
:lol: Karthik is a complete bellend who's stuck up
his own arse. Waddled into the You're Fired Show in a bright red short sleeved silk shirt and is genuinely incognisant of the image he sends out to others. Like Alana's closure of her jacket to cover up her breasts so happy she's still on the show.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 11:49 pm
by henrycrs
Monobrowed cunt.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:04 am
by subsub
kancutlawns wrote:Like Alana's closure of her jacket to cover up her breasts so happy she's still on the show.
:wnk:

She's fit as fuck:

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Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:59 am
by Basualdo
subsub wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:Like Alana's closure of her jacket to cover up her breasts so happy she's still on the show.
:wnk:

She's fit as fuck:

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La Brady doesnt like her though, the rancid two faced tranny looking old trout.
Jessica is the very picture of loveliness, especially in that green dress she always wears in the boardroom, but then she opens her mouth....

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 7:00 am
by subsub
Basualdo wrote:La Brady doesnt like her though, the rancid two faced tranny looking old trout.
No, Karrrrren doesn't like it when far more glamorous women upstage her. She's always banged on about women not using their looks to get ahead in business, even though she dressed like a complete slapper back in the day.
Basualdo wrote:Jessica is the very picture of loveliness, especially in that green dress she always wears in the boardroom, but then she opens her mouth....
Yes, awful voice, and all that nervous energy, dear god.

Re: The Apprentice 2016

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 7:01 am
by subsub
Ol' Claude giving Alana the Ol' Pet treatment:
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