Eastenders: Everybody Hurts

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

This is horrific!

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It's like they've spent a weekend with me.

[Basualdo]

WORST. TV. SHOW. EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I would gladly spend the weekend at Castke Nosferatu dining on Carl soup with you , Horse, than have to sit through one nanosecond of that unredeemable gash.

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

WORST. TV. SHOW. EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I would gladly spend the weekend at Castke Nosferatu dining on Carl soup with you , Horse, than have to sit through one nanosecond of that unredeemable gash.

What do these women go through in these shows? Judging by that ad. Makes me almost tempted to watch.

[Bad Blue 2000]

Last time I saw it one of the young female characters was being sold into sex slavery. It was the Comic Relief special.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Sharon was a classy bit of shagmeat back in the eighties, and should have fucked off both Potato-Heads
with Den's cash yonks ago to a leafy suburb in The Cotswolds, not keep returning to the Ghetto of Misery
that is Albert Square. Even the psuedo-incest plot with Dennis was far-fetched.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Shaz was a square-headed barrel-bodied ultrapig from day 1

[Gosport Mark]

Watch Eastenders. I would rather shit in my hands and clap. Then lick them clean.

[Shedboy]

WORST. TV. SHOW. EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Don't you mean EVAHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

[Sadact7]

Shaz was a square-headed barrel-bodied ultrapig from day 1

Miss Piggy had a wiggy and she sucked Grant's cock

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Nookie bear
Nookie bear
SAS
Underwear

[PG30]

Looks like they're trying to copy the wise up scene from magnolia

[carcinogen]

The stylistic response to the loneliness modernism occurred 5 years ago at least! That's what I find offensive. Goes to show how far behind the artistic verve we are in the UK. (And even he copied Hopper)....

Beneath the Roses (2008) by Gregory Crewdson is a good example.

[Carlos J]

Kat even before burnt face was a rank low slapper. Sharon, no, nay, never. Bianca. If true ging, say yay.

[carcinogen]

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[m4 colin]

Jayne Austen for pond life

[theleader82]

They should bring back nick cotton. He'll liven up,the square.

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

They should bring back nick cotton. He'll liven up,the square.

He is coming back.

[carcinogen]

They should bring back nick cotton. He'll liven up,the square.

He is coming back.

First line: "...Ello Ma."

[Sadact7]

They should bring back nick cotton. He'll liven up,the square.

They should have an episode where Ian Beale accidentally mishandles a Nuclear bomb, drops it via a rebound off his supergut atop Phil Mitchell's garage and renders "The Square" no more than a scorched bit of dirt on the ground, with Barbara Windsor screaming " GET AHT OV MOI CRATER!!!"

DUM, DUM, DUM DUM DUM DU DU DU DUM.....

[LaaLaa]

I'm sick of hearing that bloody song.
I'm sick of hearing that style of song - breathy female vocals over a minimal backing. Nothing wrong with it per se but it's been totally overused on TV in the last few years.

[kancutlawns]

Sharon was a classy bit of shagmeat back in the eighties, and should have fucked off both Potato-Heads
with Den's cash yonks ago to a leafy suburb in The Cotswolds, not keep returning to the Ghetto of Misery
that is Albert Square. Even the psuedo-incest plot with Dennis was far-fetched.

Don't let the munter fetishists on DS read you say that Alc. The cunts hate anyone saying what an ugly, talentless actress Letitia is.

[Roquetas]

I can't understand ANYONE who watches that utter shite. I've only ever seen snippets of it for the past many years, but it has always been simply ugly people unrealistically shouting at each other for a multitude of reasons.

[Steve Hunt]

I can't understand ANYONE who watches that utter shite. I've only ever seen snippets of it for the past many years, but it has always been simply ugly people unrealistically shouting at each other for a multitude of reasons.

Spot on, Roq

Ditto Coronation St, Brookside, Emmerdale etc

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I can't understand ANYONE who watches that utter shite. I've only ever seen snippets of it for the past many years, but it has always been simply ugly people unrealistically shouting at each other for a multitude of reasons.

Are you talking about ee or tf?

[colinthewarriormonkey]

It's like a charity home for out of work actors.

They are in it for a while, get big ideas that they are a major acting talent, fuck off - cant get any work, then back to eastenders to see out their days.