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Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
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Re: Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
I was starting to look for the thread you created in the Summer, Lou taking the piss out of the cons when Sri Lanka hammered them and found this! Beat me to it.
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Re: Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
Used to be flat track bullies, now not even that.
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Re: Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
Aren't you lot shite at cricket too?
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Re: Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
Beat South Africa in South Africa last winterkevin04 wrote:Aren't you lot shite at cricket too?
Made final of the world T20 cup
Beat Sri Lanka and drew with Pakistan this summer
Drew with Bangladesh
Currently getting the better of India in India in a series everyone predicted we'd lose 5-0
So, err, no.
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Australia have only won 2 out of 8 test matches they've played in 2016.
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BT studio coverage is terrible. To be hoped they learn lessons for next year's Ashes. Swann, new teeth, Ponting, new hair, Vaughan, new hair and new teeth sat like 3 spanners on a workbench.
Greg James sounds an engaging character when doing his pieces on 5live, he's a rabbit caught in headlights on screen.
Greg James sounds an engaging character when doing his pieces on 5live, he's a rabbit caught in headlights on screen.
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Re: Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
Is KP there too, Holden?Holden Mcgroyne wrote:BT studio coverage is terrible. To be hoped they learn lessons for next year's Ashes. Swann, new teeth, Ponting, new hair, Vaughan, new hair and new teeth sat like 3 spanners on a workbench.
Greg James sounds an engaging character when doing his pieces on 5live, he's a rabbit caught in headlights on screen.
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KP is in Oz in the commentary box and then on to Big Bash mega dollars contract.
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Re: Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
Who gives a fuck? Surely no one listens to any of those cocks - as long as they have cameramen that know how to capture the action professionally we will be fine.Holden Mcgroyne wrote:BT studio coverage is terrible. To be hoped they learn lessons for next year's Ashes.
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TOP BANTZ etcHolden Mcgroyne wrote:BT studio coverage is terrible. To be hoped they learn lessons for next year's Ashes. Swann, new teeth, Ponting, new hair, Vaughan, new hair and new teeth sat like 3 spanners on a workbench.
Greg James sounds an engaging character when doing his pieces on 5live, he's a rabbit caught in headlights on screen.
Just listen to TMS; far superior.
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Australia - the Scotland of test cricket met Scotland - the Scotland of football in a rugby match yesterday where the Scotland of test cricket won by 23-22 in a rugby match where Scotland are the Australia of test rugbaidh?!
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Re: Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
Some cowardly shots played tonight. They're a shambles at the moment. Barring the appearance of a new Mitchell Johnson, England must be fancying their chances next winter.
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South Africa win by an innings and 80 runs.
Australia have lost their last 5 test matches.
Australia have lost their last 5 test matches.
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Lou Grant wrote:South Africa win by an innings and 80 runs.
Australia have lost their last 5 test matches.
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Wowsers - from 129/2 to 161 all out.
They're a shambles at the moment
They're a shambles at the moment
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Re: Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
Wowsers??????????????subsub wrote:Wowsers - from 129/2 to 161 all out.
They're a shambles at the moment
How old are you, Sub?
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Du Plessis - 100. Superb batting, some fantastic shots.
That innings was mint.
That innings was mint.
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Re: Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
How are England doing in India
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
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Re: Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
They're not playing del. The last test finished last Sunday, the next starts next week.
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Re: Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
Predicted by all the experts to lose every test of the series (rather like Australia did on their last tour of India), but so far 1 drawn and 1 lost and 3 to play.delboy1983 wrote:How are England doing in India
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In other words - England are losing as well.
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Re: Australia - the Scotland of test cricket
We are not losing at home. We have not lost the current series (unlike Australia) and we have not lost our last 5 tests in a row. Ergo, we are not the Scotland in this debate.robhug wrote:In other words - England are losing as well.
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