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Howard's Webb has split from his wife and is now living with Germany's first ever female referee. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/2030594/ ... -official/ . At least he won't have to explain the offside rule. He's one of the best refs ever, used to be a policeman I think.
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He is now a circus strongman and newsreader
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Alex Ferguson is jealous.
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theleader82 wrote:Howard's Webb has split from his wife and is now living with Germany's first ever female referee. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/2030594/ ... -official/ . At least he won't have to explain the offside rule. He's one of the best refs ever, used to be a policeman I think.
Do you think when he tries it on with her, she'll turn around and say, 'Howard, careful, you're interfering with play'?
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He's a humourless fucker so he'll fit right in in Germany.
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His autobiography was supposed to be 200 pages long but Fergie told him to make it 207.
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hits the big time, dumps the frumpy, lacklustre lump who has supported him throughout for a fit, german blonde who is probably filthy

ungrateful twat
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paolo wrote:hits the big time, dumps the frumpy, lacklustre lump who has supported him throughout for a fit, german blonde who is probably filthy

ungrateful twat
Probably the only decision he ever got right.
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theleader82 wrote:Howard's Webb has split from his wife and is now living with Germany's first ever female referee. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/2030594/ ... -official/ . At least he won't have to explain the offside rule. He's one of the best refs ever, used to be a policeman I think.
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A poor ref and a poor pundit
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