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Re: Alan Pardew
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:32 pm
by carcinogen
If any professional football club employs Sam Alladyce or Roy Hodgson to manage their team within the next 12 months, I will personally construct a scale model of a Nazi Death camp of your choice using matchsticks, cheese-sticks, and toothpicks.
Re: Alan Pardew
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:59 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
finchman wrote:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDZZZZZZZZZ is a cunt,ask Paul Jewel.
Paul and Alan, earlier:
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Re: Alan Pardew
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:46 pm
by herringbone
Reg wrote:Sinbad wrote:Reg wrote:Steve Hunt wrote:Reg wrote:Sinbad wrote:Bet the fat cunt Allardyce is up next.
Talks set for tomorrow.
I feel your pain Cravat man
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TBH he's probably just what we need.
Although knowing our luck his magic touch will disappear and we'll play shit football AND go down.
Cue Alan Brazil.... " Och, Big Sam will keep Palace up, don't worry about that. "
I bet those two have shared a few pints of wine together.
I wouldn't anticipate Mr Brazil often shares alcohol
Re: Alan Pardew
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:52 pm
by Zippy
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:finchman wrote:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDZZZZZZZZZ is a cunt,ask Paul Jewel.
Paul and Alan, earlier:
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The headline for that story - "RAM-PANT" was one of my all-time favourites. Jewell was of course Derby manager at the time.
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Re: Alan Pardew
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:36 pm
by Bad Blue 2000
I think Big Sam will be a good fit for Palace. He has managed clubs of a similar size when he was at Preston and Limerick.
Re: Alan Pardew
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:47 pm
by Reg
Bad Blue 2000 wrote:I think Big Sam will be a good fit for Palace. He has managed clubs of a similar size when he was at Preston and Limerick.
You've changed your tune.
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Re: Alan Pardew
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:37 pm
by JW90
He can go and manage England now.
Re: Alan Pardew
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:44 pm
by Reg
JW90 wrote:He can go and manage England now.
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Re: Alan Pardew
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 8:31 pm
by carcinogen
Fat Sam. Crook. Thief. Fat cunt. Useless fucking turd of a manager. I cannot fucking believe how this shit stain gains employment time and again. I've a soft spot for Palace, well I used too. Now I hope they get fucking relegated and die a miserable death.
Re: Alan Pardew
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:30 pm
by Reg
carcinogen wrote:Fat Sam. Crook. Thief. Fat cunt. Useless fucking turd of a manager. I cannot fucking believe how this shit stain gains employment time and again. I've a soft spot for Palace, well I used too. Now I hope they get fucking relegated and die a miserable death.
Let's be honest, that's your attitude to everything and everyone.
Merry Christmas, Mister Chuckles.
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Re: Alan Pardew
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:58 pm
by Carlos J
carcinogen wrote:If any professional football club employs Sam Alladyce or Roy Hodgson to manage their team within the next 12 months, I will personally construct a scale model of a Nazi Death camp of your choice using matchsticks, cheese-sticks, and toothpicks.
Sobibor please, carc. See how kind I am, here's a plan of the camp:
I'll pop over and pick it up in the new year.
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