Alan Pardew
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Re: Alan Pardew
If any professional football club employs Sam Alladyce or Roy Hodgson to manage their team within the next 12 months, I will personally construct a scale model of a Nazi Death camp of your choice using matchsticks, cheese-sticks, and toothpicks.
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Paul and Alan, earlier:finchman wrote:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDZZZZZZZZZ is a cunt,ask Paul Jewel.
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I wouldn't anticipate Mr Brazil often shares alcoholReg wrote:I bet those two have shared a few pints of wine together.Sinbad wrote:Reg wrote:TBH he's probably just what we need.Steve Hunt wrote:Reg wrote:Talks set for tomorrow.Sinbad wrote:Bet the fat cunt Allardyce is up next.
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Although knowing our luck his magic touch will disappear and we'll play shit football AND go down.
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The headline for that story - "RAM-PANT" was one of my all-time favourites. Jewell was of course Derby manager at the time.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Paul and Alan, earlier:finchman wrote:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDZZZZZZZZZ is a cunt,ask Paul Jewel.
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I think Big Sam will be a good fit for Palace. He has managed clubs of a similar size when he was at Preston and Limerick.
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You've changed your tune.Bad Blue 2000 wrote:I think Big Sam will be a good fit for Palace. He has managed clubs of a similar size when he was at Preston and Limerick.
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He can go and manage England now.
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JW90 wrote:He can go and manage England now.
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Fat Sam. Crook. Thief. Fat cunt. Useless fucking turd of a manager. I cannot fucking believe how this shit stain gains employment time and again. I've a soft spot for Palace, well I used too. Now I hope they get fucking relegated and die a miserable death.
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Let's be honest, that's your attitude to everything and everyone.carcinogen wrote:Fat Sam. Crook. Thief. Fat cunt. Useless fucking turd of a manager. I cannot fucking believe how this shit stain gains employment time and again. I've a soft spot for Palace, well I used too. Now I hope they get fucking relegated and die a miserable death.
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Re: Alan Pardew
Sobibor please, carc. See how kind I am, here's a plan of the camp:carcinogen wrote:If any professional football club employs Sam Alladyce or Roy Hodgson to manage their team within the next 12 months, I will personally construct a scale model of a Nazi Death camp of your choice using matchsticks, cheese-sticks, and toothpicks.
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