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Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:07 pm
by kancutlawns
I'd feel a bit short changed if I was a Man U fan and they didn't score in this half.

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:09 pm
by kevin04
Wazza's 'Mrs' thatch is looking in great nick without any sweat running through it.

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:13 pm
by JW90
Ha, you'll never win League One from the away end :D

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:23 pm
by delboy1983
kancutlawns wrote:I'd feel a bit short changed if I was a Man U fan and they didn't score in this half.
Come on Lawns how churlish of you.
4-0 at half time against the champions .Quite happy the Utd fans I would think
A worldy to beat DeGea or that would have been a clean sheet.

The boys are back, keep Rooney on the bench and stick with Mata at no10

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:27 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Why oh why oh why aren't Degsy and Kankerz the 2m pa armchair einsteinz next to t'odious toad cheesy bellwhiff undercrackers boy line acre??!!

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:27 pm
by kancutlawns
Bit miffed to be honest del. Only saw the half time score and watched the second half thinking there would be another three or four scored. :)

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:29 pm
by delboy1983
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Why oh why oh why aren't Degsy and Kankerz the 2m pa armchair einsteinz next to t'odious toad cheesy bellwhiff undercrackers boy line acre??!!
Ave you got subtitles for that,Sandy :)

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:47 pm
by Zambo
delboy1983 wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:I'd feel a bit short changed if I was a Man U fan and they didn't score in this half.
Come on Lawns how churlish of you.
4-0 at half time against the champions .Quite happy the Utd fans I would think
A worldy to beat DeGea or that would have been a clean sheet.

The boys are back, keep Rooney on the bench and stick with Mata at no10
The Special One is special again.

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 3:30 pm
by delboy1983
Zambo wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:I'd feel a bit short changed if I was a Man U fan and they didn't score in this half.
Come on Lawns how churlish of you.
4-0 at half time against the champions .Quite happy the Utd fans I would think
A worldy to beat DeGea or that would have been a clean sheet.

The boys are back, keep Rooney on the bench and stick with Mata at no10
The Special One is special again.
If you mean by leaving Rooney out, that was a special decision

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 7:05 am
by Sinbad
Anyone see Paul Pogba at Stamford Bridge, yesterday? £89m for Pogba, on yesterday's showing, it looks like Mourinho (the cunt) paid £80m over the top for him. But it's not all bad news, I've been told by a Utd fan, that the £89m purchase isn't for this season, it's for the season after next.... :lol:

I remember Real Madrid taking the same stance when they paid £85m for Gareth Bale, for that kind of money they didn't expect Bale to hit the ground running, they were happy to wait two season before seeing a return on their money.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:15 am
by Sinbad
Ray Wilkins, thinks Michael Carrick is Utd's best midfielder...

:-k

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:50 am
by Rossco
Sinbad wrote:Ray Wilkins, thinks Michael Carrick is Utd's best midfielder...

:-k
My guess is Ray is still sniffing in his spare time and might have moved on to glue going by this statement.

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:55 am
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Sinbad wrote:Anyone see Paul Pogba at Stamford Bridge, yesterday?
HAZZANNEEBODDEEESEEN..... POLLPOGGGBAAAAA??

22.05 tonight, on talkSPORT

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:59 am
by Sinbad
Rossco wrote:
Sinbad wrote:Ray Wilkins, thinks Michael Carrick is Utd's best midfielder...

:-k
My guess is Ray is still sniffing in his spare time and might have moved on to glue going by this statement.


Image


Matey !

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:43 am
by Sinbad
No sign of Del, this morning...

:(

Probably still feeling humiliated by Antonio Conte's touchline antics.



Fuck off Mourinho, what a cunt.

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:18 am
by Bad Blue 2000
Sinbad wrote:Ray Wilkins, thinks Michael Carrick is Utd's best midfielder...

:-k
He is.

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:29 am
by delboy1983
Sinbad wrote:No sign of Del, this morning...

:(

Probably still feeling humiliated by Antonio Conte's touchline antics.



Fuck off Mourinho, what a cunt.
The man is a bad loser,everybody knows that,they better improve for my visit :evil:

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:47 am
by Sinbad
delboy1983 wrote:
Sinbad wrote:No sign of Del, this morning...

:(

Probably still feeling humiliated by Antonio Conte's touchline antics.



Fuck off Mourinho, what a cunt.
The man is an bad loser utter cunt,everybody knows that,they better improve for my visit :evil:


Fixed it for you....

:)

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:49 am
by Sinbad
delboy1983 wrote:
Sinbad wrote:No sign of Del, this morning...

:(

Probably still feeling humiliated by Antonio Conte's touchline antics.



Fuck off Mourinho, what a cunt.
The man is a bad loser,everybody knows that,they better improve for my visit :evil:

But obviously not Paul Pogba, as he's been signed at £89m for the season after next !

:lol:

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 4:08 pm
by delboy1983
Well I made my pilgrimage to Old Trafford yesterday fully expecting a goal fest after knocking Citteh out of the league cup.
Boarded coach at 8.00 in the morning ,okay to take drink apparently[thank god for tinted windows]

Arrived at Railwaymens club near the ground had a few more watched some of the Sunderland v Arsenal game and then headed to the ground for Kick off.

Ticket/Card showed I was in the North Sir Alex Ferguson Stand row 7.Right down the front,not likely Floor seven row 7 upper echelons ,climbed up many flights of stairs,fucking knackered by a great view anyway.

Teams announced no Valencia,must be injured ,Darmian takes his place.Roja keeps his at the back.
Looking forward to seeing Pogba Ibra and Mata strut their stuff.Unfortunately the first two played the match as a training game regularly trying to find each other with outrageous flicks.
Terrible game one way traffic Heaton [ex Man Utd] in goals was inspired but overall a woeful performance from the reds.

Straight back to the bus bought some Peroni for the bus ,opened a bottle found out I had bought gluten free 1.3% non alcoholic pish.Was that sort of day.
Bus made good progress back in Edinburgh 20.20 and home

For the record my assessment of the United display.
De Gea -Could have been me for all he had to do
Darmian -Nothing to do defensively and not as good as Valencia going forward
Shaw- He is a class act brilliant recovery tackle on Gray but not allowed to cross the half way line by Jose until the sending off when he really showed his class
Royo- Never tested
Blind -Never found a red shirt with a corner why is a centre- back taking corners
Lingaard one good header brilliantly saved by Heaton rest of the game a shocker.
Herrera -good game plenty of effort and he is a winner.Harshly sent off by Clownenburg when he slipped gpoing for a tackle
Mata-MOM by a country mile apart from his lousy corner kicks yet substituted after 73 mins for Fellaini.
Pogba-A couple of flashes of what he can do but he can do so much more
Rashford - Should be playing central ,simple as that. Totally wasted stuck out on the wing especially if Shaw is not allowed forward.
Ibrahimovic - The most disappointing aspect of the day to see an undoubted genious go through the motions.

SUBS
Rooney -sad to see him trying things he did as a teenager with embarrassing results. Needs to leave in January before these displays are what people remember him for
Fellaini- Wrong club for this player-Another Jan evacuee
Depay - see above

Mystery has Mikki shagged Jos's daughter-somethings happened.

The managers self confidence has gone after getting the boot from Chelsea and Man Utd look to have go him on the rebound with his powers weakened.
Needs to get back to having a settled team playing his system and his tactics or he is gone.

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 4:24 pm
by Kowalski
Did Jose sit anywhere near you in the stands Del?

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 4:29 pm
by Zambo
He was sat behind some metal gate to start with which looked like a cage. Best place for the cunt. He is starting to lose it as he usually does when things go wrong and there is no one left to blame.

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 5:28 pm
by delboy1983
Kowalski wrote:Did Jose sit anywhere near you in the stands Del?
Stood directly opposite me albeit for the first half only :)

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 6:18 pm
by Carlos J
Nice report Del. Shame about the result. ;)

Re: Manchester United Season 2016-2017

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 6:33 pm
by delboy1983
Carlos J wrote:Nice report Del. Shame about the result. ;)
Thank you kind sir.
In the words of big Arnie,I'll be back at Old Trafford with hopefully a better outcome :)