A comprehensive list of criminal footballers

[Reg]

Rachid Harkouk - extraordinarily talented but erratic player for Palace, later jailed for drug-dealing.

[Basualdo]

Would it not be easier to compile a list of professional footballers who were honest and law abiding....or probably more realistically, not been caught yet?

[Bad Blue 2000]

Paul Pogba- Impersonating a footballer.

[VeritasVincit]

Jimmy Gauld Everton F.C. conspiracy to defraud
Peter Swan Sheffield Wednesday F.C. conspiracy to defraud
Joey Barton Newcastle United F.C. Assault, affray
George Best Drink driving, assaulting police, failing to answer bail

Steve Brooker Bristol City F.C. affray
Scott Brown Brooker, Brown, Orr and Partridge were convicted for the same incident where they were involved in an assault on a doorman.
Bradley Orr
David Partridge affray and bodily harm

Marcus Bent Retired affray and possession of a Class A drug S
Gary Croft Blackburn Rovers F.C. Driving while disqualified, perverting the course of justice
Ched Evans Sheffield United F.C. Rape 5 years Released on licence in October 2014; conviction quashed in April 2016
Terry Fenwick Leicester City F.C. Drink driving
Callum Flanagan Manchester United Dangerous driving 8 months Timm and Flanagan were convicted for the same incident where they were street racing
Mads Timm 12 months
Jack Fountain York City Conspiracy to defraud
Lee Hughes West Bromwich Albion F.C. Causing death by dangerous driving
Gavin Grant Bradford City murder
Guy Madjo Retired Sexual assault three-and-a-half years
Jan Mølby Liverpool F.C. Reckless driving
Luke McCormick Plymouth Argyle F.C. Driving with excess alcohol, Causing death by dangerous driving
Bob Newton Hartlepool United Causing death by reckless driving
Jermaine Pennant Birmingham City F.C. Drink driving whilst banned
Brian Phillips Mansfield Town Conspiracy to defraud
Tom Pope Crewe Alexandra Affray
Graham Rix Chelsea F.C. Underage sex, indecent assault 12 months
Luke Rodgers Shrewsbury Town Affray
Peter Storey Retired running a brothel, car theft, counterfeiting,smuggling pornographic movies,disorderly behaviour
Stig Tøfting Bolton Wanderers F.C. Assault
Vinnie Jones Queens Park Rangers Assault causing actual bodily harm and criminal damage
Dennis Wise Chelsea F.C. assault
Duncan Ferguson Rangers F.C. Assault
Craig Thomson Heart of Midlothian F.C. lewd libidinous and indecent behaviour.
Patrick Kluivert AFC Ajax Causing death by dangerous driving
Guus Hiddink Russia Tax fraud 6 months suspended,

Thanks Wiki

You’ve got Peter Swan, but you need to add Tony Kay and David ‘Bronco’ Layne, who were convicted with him for the match fixing.

[Reg]

Who was it who got caught on CCTV nicking a toilet seat from B&Q?

That was one of my favourites.

[Reg]

Jimmy Gauld Everton F.C. conspiracy to defraud
Peter Swan Sheffield Wednesday F.C. conspiracy to defraud
Joey Barton Newcastle United F.C. Assault, affray
George Best Drink driving, assaulting police, failing to answer bail

Steve Brooker Bristol City F.C. affray
Scott Brown Brooker, Brown, Orr and Partridge were convicted for the same incident where they were involved in an assault on a doorman.
Bradley Orr
David Partridge affray and bodily harm

Marcus Bent Retired affray and possession of a Class A drug S
Gary Croft Blackburn Rovers F.C. Driving while disqualified, perverting the course of justice
Ched Evans Sheffield United F.C. Rape 5 years Released on licence in October 2014; conviction quashed in April 2016
Terry Fenwick Leicester City F.C. Drink driving
Callum Flanagan Manchester United Dangerous driving 8 months Timm and Flanagan were convicted for the same incident where they were street racing
Mads Timm 12 months
Jack Fountain York City Conspiracy to defraud
Lee Hughes West Bromwich Albion F.C. Causing death by dangerous driving
Gavin Grant Bradford City murder
Guy Madjo Retired Sexual assault three-and-a-half years
Jan Mølby Liverpool F.C. Reckless driving
Luke McCormick Plymouth Argyle F.C. Driving with excess alcohol, Causing death by dangerous driving
Bob Newton Hartlepool United Causing death by reckless driving
Jermaine Pennant Birmingham City F.C. Drink driving whilst banned
Brian Phillips Mansfield Town Conspiracy to defraud
Tom Pope Crewe Alexandra Affray
Graham Rix Chelsea F.C. Underage sex, indecent assault 12 months
Luke Rodgers Shrewsbury Town Affray
Peter Storey Retired running a brothel, car theft, counterfeiting,smuggling pornographic movies,disorderly behaviour
Stig Tøfting Bolton Wanderers F.C. Assault
Vinnie Jones Queens Park Rangers Assault causing actual bodily harm and criminal damage
Dennis Wise Chelsea F.C. assault
Duncan Ferguson Rangers F.C. Assault
Craig Thomson Heart of Midlothian F.C. lewd libidinous and indecent behaviour.
Patrick Kluivert AFC Ajax Causing death by dangerous driving
Guus Hiddink Russia Tax fraud 6 months suspended,

Thanks Wiki

You’ve got Peter Swan, but you need to add Tony Kay and David ‘Bronco’ Layne, who were convicted with him for the match fixing.

If Swan hadn't been so stupid he probably would have been in the England team for the 1966 World Cup. Can't imagine what he must think about that.

[Kowalski]

Paul Pogba- Impersonating a footballer.

Such a blatant attempt at fraud, the judge should throw the book at him.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Who was it who got caught on CCTV nicking a toilet seat from B&Q?

That was one of my favourites.

That was Rupe

[Carlos J]

Who was it who got caught on CCTV nicking a toilet seat from B&Q?

That was one of my favourites.

Glen Johnson and some Millwall bloke: https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ory.sport3

And yeah, Mickey Thomas was done for counterfeiting.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Harald Schumacher ABH in the World Cup Semi-Final.

[Fug1]

Pulis:- Crimes against football, signed the cunt up for another season as well ffs.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Diego Maradona. Blasphemy . Blaming a deity for influencing a football match.