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Football Clubs as Sexual Perversions
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Football Clubs as Sexual Perversions
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Queens, Park, Strangers
BE NICE TO EACH OTHER.
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Careful.Roquetas wrote:Fisting Palace
Certain people are highly litigious, I'm told.
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FISTING PAUL'S ARSEReg wrote:Careful.Roquetas wrote:Fisting Palace
Certain people are highly litigious, I'm told.
All eyes and ears...
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Stop fucking the thread up big lad, yeah?
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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Roquetas wrote:FISTING PAUL'S ARSEReg wrote:Careful.Roquetas wrote:Fisting Palace
Certain people are highly litigious, I'm told.
BE NICE TO EACH OTHER.
IF YOU CAN’T SAY SOMETHING KIND, SAY NOTHING AT ALL.
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Stop being paranoid.Sid Pervcat wrote:Stop fucking the thread up big lad, yeah?
It was a perfectly good and (if I say so) superb pun.
Lose the chip on your shoulder just because your pal got canned.
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Quiet, fool.
Pack in the trolling, save the goading for appropriate sections of the forum.
Ta
Pack in the trolling, save the goading for appropriate sections of the forum.
Ta
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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No it wasn't. The first word doesn't even rhyme with "Crystal".Roquetas wrote: It was a perfectly good and (if I say so) superb pun.
"Fist all" would have been better.
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Good man.Roquetas wrote:Aye, whatever.
FUCK'S SAKE.
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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Lose that cheeky chip El Sid!
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Oops sorry yall errrrr Arse Tongue Filler? Has that gone?
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Sid Pervcat wrote:Quiet, fool.
Pack in the trolling, save the goading for appropriate sections of the forum.
Ta
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Reg,Reg wrote:No it wasn't. The first word doesn't even rhyme with "Crystal".Roquetas wrote: It was a perfectly good and (if I say so) superb pun.
"Fist all" would have been better.
Fisting and Crystal are half-rhymes, and therefore the pun works.
Paul's Arse looks and sounds like Palace, so the pun works.
My real name, apparently, is Paul, therefore it's self-goading, self-trolling and self-deprecating, isn't it?
So what's all the fuss about?
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AlcoholBrazil wrote:Sid Pervcat wrote:Quiet, fool.
Pack in the trolling, save the goading for appropriate sections of the forum.
Ta
That the best you can do champ?
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu