Remember the guy who would call up all the time with different names? One time he was 'Herman' and he screamed down the phone at Ian, ''You immoral swine!''Mousehouse wrote:One thing I did like about the Colonel was he would sometimes let wind up merchants have their say, he certainly did the night this fruitbat got through.
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Anyone know if Del the Cabbie died? Or did I dream it?ChrisO wrote:Is Del The Cabbie dead?
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i'm sure he's dead.always a good caller.i miss the religious scotsman who used to call and then burst into his fav song 'hear the voice of jesus' now lbc is very poor at the 10pm slot,even nick abbot is becoming very stale.
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Yeah, sure I heard he'd died, maybe last year or year before. He was a good caller, ex-Para, I think.dingdongthewitchisdead wrote:i'm sure he has died .always a good caller.
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The religious Scotsman was an absolute legend, originally when I heard him he was 'Ken in London' then 'in Lincoln' and finally retired home 'in the Highlands'. He was an ex-footballer so he said and alcoholic before finding Jesus.
He had a sweet voice too. God bless ye Ken sa' Ghaidheltachd!
Fo fo fo fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (I just did Collins' whistlesound)
Altogether now
Fo fo fo foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
He had a sweet voice too. God bless ye Ken sa' Ghaidheltachd!
Fo fo fo fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (I just did Collins' whistlesound)
Altogether now
Fo fo fo foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Jesus loves me, this I know,kevin04 wrote:The religious Scotsman was an absolute legend, originally when I heard him he was 'Ken in London' then 'in Lincoln' and finally retired home 'in the Highlands'. He was an ex-footballer so he said and alcoholic before finding Jesus.
He had a sweet voice too. God bless ye Ken sa' Ghaidheltachd!
Fo fo fo fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (I just did Collins' whistlesound)
Altogether now
Fo fo fo foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
For the Bible tells me so
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Roger 'two homes' the communist.Chris wrote:''Good moaning''
Roger in Bristol
I remember once he was prattling on about redistributing wealth and property being theft and Collins in disbelief, stammered out, "B-but Roger, you own 2 houses!"
Roger could not see the problem.
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That was my favourite of his.Chris wrote:Jesus loves me, this I know,kevin04 wrote:The religious Scotsman was an absolute legend, originally when I heard him he was 'Ken in London' then 'in Lincoln' and finally retired home 'in the Highlands'. He was an ex-footballer so he said and alcoholic before finding Jesus.
He had a sweet voice too. God bless ye Ken sa' Ghaidheltachd!
Fo fo fo fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (I just did Collins' whistlesound)
Altogether now
Fo fo fo foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
For the Bible tells me so
He's probably one of the Wee Frees on Lewis blasting Calmac for starting up a Sunday sailing.
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Yes, I imagined him as a Wee Free busybody.kevin04 wrote:That was my favourite of his.Chris wrote:Jesus loves me, this I know,kevin04 wrote:The religious Scotsman was an absolute legend, originally when I heard him he was 'Ken in London' then 'in Lincoln' and finally retired home 'in the Highlands'. He was an ex-footballer so he said and alcoholic before finding Jesus.
He had a sweet voice too. God bless ye Ken sa' Ghaidheltachd!
Fo fo fo fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (I just did Collins' whistlesound)
Altogether now
Fo fo fo foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
For the Bible tells me so
He's probably one of the Wee Frees on Lewis blasting Calmac for starting up a Sunday sailing.
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Did Collins put together a Roger in Bristol jingle/song? I seem to remember a song about him. Maybe a listener did it.Basualdo wrote:Roger 'two homes' the communist.Chris wrote:''Good moaning''
Roger in Bristol
I remember once he was prattling on about redistributing wealth and property being theft and Collins in disbelief, stammered out, "B-but Roger, you own 2 houses!"
Roger could not see the problem.
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BLASPHEMY, HELL AND DAMNATION on me for I've not been listening to the world's biggest and best radio station tonight but tuning into LBC instead specifically the Colonel Ian Collins show. [whips own ass with a cat o'nine tails mildy hard] Nothing's changed really with the old Colonel from his Dodgepot McDougall days on talkSPORT, a little older, a little wiser maybe, a few old buzzwords missing here and there and a few new ones introduced but basically the same boring git he always was whenever talking politics.
After the hourly news bullitin tonight he spent a full 15 minutes in 'Collins Lecture & Rant Mode' chucking in just about every single possible UKIP negative to hit the party over the last 5 years. He'd obviously done 'a Brazil' and fully researched his subject matter before going on air because without having it all written down in front of him there's no way he could have remembered it all there was so much ridicule.
After the lecture he amazingly asked his audience to put their arms up if somehow they thought it was the media to blame for UKIP having a bad name with so many people, he considered firmly it's not.
This from the guy that had just spent a quarter of an hour degrading them with every negative he could muster up in his repertoire.
What a Dodgepot McDougall you are Mister Collins.
After the hourly news bullitin tonight he spent a full 15 minutes in 'Collins Lecture & Rant Mode' chucking in just about every single possible UKIP negative to hit the party over the last 5 years. He'd obviously done 'a Brazil' and fully researched his subject matter before going on air because without having it all written down in front of him there's no way he could have remembered it all there was so much ridicule.
After the lecture he amazingly asked his audience to put their arms up if somehow they thought it was the media to blame for UKIP having a bad name with so many people, he considered firmly it's not.
This from the guy that had just spent a quarter of an hour degrading them with every negative he could muster up in his repertoire.
What a Dodgepot McDougall you are Mister Collins.
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Hear him at the end? He had two guests on to talk politics, a man and a woman, and the man said before he entered politics he worked in a managerial role at KFC. Cue Collins and his love of the Colonel. He provided listeners with some chicken processing detail, from slaughter to munch.Mousehouse wrote:BLASPHEMY, HELL AND DAMNATION on me for I've not been listening to the world's biggest and best radio station tonight but tuning into LBC instead specifically the Colonel Ian Collins show. [whips own ass with a cat o'nine tails mildy hard] Nothing's changed really with the old Colonel from his Dodgepot McDougall days on talkSPORT, a little older, a little wiser maybe, a few old buzzwords missing here and there and a few new ones introduced but basically the same boring git he always was whenever talking politics.
After the hourly news bullitin tonight he spent a full 15 minutes in 'Collins Lecture & Rant Mode' chucking in just about every single possible UKIP negative to hit the party over the last 5 years. He'd obviously done 'a Brazil' and fully researched his subject matter before going on air because without having it all written down in front of him there's no way he could have remembered it all there was so much ridicule.
After the lecture he amazingly asked his audience to put their arms up if somehow they thought it was the media to blame for UKIP having a bad name with so many people, he considered firmly it's not.
This from the guy that had just spent a quarter of an hour degrading them with every negative he could muster up in his repertoire.
What a Dodgepot McDougall you are Mister Collins.
He's on again tomorrow night. Longer show on a Saturday.
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Does he still do the whistle? And what catchhprases does he still use?
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Naturally like any right mindful colonel listener I was playing the Buzzword Bingo game as I listened along to him waffling last night and my scorecard below reflects the results on what you ask, have to say though I only listened for a short while.LaaLaa wrote:Does he still do the whistle? And what catchhprases does he still use?
A bit disappointing really didn't even get a bloody line.
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That Bingo card is tremendous. So does the guest being an ex-boss at KFC,
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When he first started on Talk Radio his politics were left wing. By the time he left Talksport he sounded like a Tory party cheerleader.
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And now he's a green ukip basher. More flip floppin than orksbee *whistle sound*
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I'd hazard a guess being off a council estate he was once a Labour voter, [no affront meant to council estate inhabitants but that's just what I think] and then it was the Tories and right up Maggie's arse for years and now he's gone green as a cucumber the poor boy must be getting rather mixed up with his politics in his middle age.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:And now he's a green ukip basher. More flip floppin than orksbee *whistle sound*
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And his *whistlesound* sexualidee fella
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You didn't listen to the full show so you missed 'KFC' near the end. There may also have been a 'bucket of the colonel's finest' thrown in there as well.Mousehouse wrote:Naturally like any right mindful colonel listener I was playing the Buzzword Bingo game as I listened along to him waffling last night and my scorecard below reflects the results on what you ask, have to say though I only listened for a short while.LaaLaa wrote:Does he still do the whistle? And what catchhprases does he still use?
A bit disappointing really didn't even get a bloody line.
Each Saturday night he has a tech fella on the show so expect a 'Nice bit of kit'.
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Any "bummed nephew down Westminster Way"?
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A polidical tiscussion *foo foo fooooo* down Bromley way, fella.
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Be sure to check out his 'Ian Collins Wants a Word' podcast on iTunes. All the usual fun and games from Mr Collins with less of the serious stuff, it's a MUST listen in my household.AlcoholBrazil wrote:Friday Nights on LBC . Heavily on the politico sadly, so no room for fun and japes and frivolity , and less serious horse-play.
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