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I thought it might be a good idea to post all of my ramblings as a special topic, so the rest of you might ignore them at your leisure??!!
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GET
ON
WITH
IT!!
ON
WITH
IT!!
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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Yes, Lawnsy is right. Hurry up, man I havent time to sit around waiting to ignore your shit.
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Well I'm intrigued and will have a notional "watch" in place and will in fact disregard the rest of the forum as an undying dedication to this here baliawick.
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Please ensure all your ramblings are grammatically correct.
Saggers is alive??!!
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And you don't say "them" instead of "those" otherwise Dougie will have you by the bollocks.
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He cant. Dougy forbade him.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:POST A FUCKING VIDEO!
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Speaking for the rest of the forum since 2019
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I'll never ignore you,Jimmy. Love the timely biblical wisdom. This from the Georgie thread was sensational:
JimmyDee wrote:Woe unto them that, rising early in the morning, run after strong drink; that linger till twilight, [till] wine inflameth them!
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Where's Jimmy got to? Jim, come back. It's really not worth the time and effort trying to put a video up.
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Well now:kancutlawns wrote:Where's Jimmy got to? Jim, come back. It's really not worth the time and effort trying to put a video up.
1) My talksport listening has reached a maximum value of apopclectitude, and i just can't bear to listen to one more second of Durham, or Brazil.
2) Or any other such cunts as were not covered in Paragrah (1).
3) That goes for members, and associate members, of the human race; which even covers you, Quinn.
4) Which gives me very little to post about.
Here's a picture of me, at work, looking Dead Hard
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Fair enough but keep posting, Jimmy.
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We all love you Jimmy-O
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I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
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I'll raise you a "top" Ghost-oThe Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Jim is a top, top poster
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I don't get it Jim but I'm a bit slow and you are a man's man and as such it is top banter and no mistakeJimmyDee wrote:I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
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Thats a pretty good one from Jimmy Dee-o, Rory-o.rorymac wrote:I don't get it Jim but I'm a bit slow and you are a man's man and as such it is top banter and no mistakeJimmyDee wrote:I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
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I don't get it.....Basualdo wrote:Thats a pretty good one from Jimmy Dee-o, Rory-o.rorymac wrote:I don't get it Jim but I'm a bit slow and you are a man's man and as such it is top banter and no mistakeJimmyDee wrote:I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
An unusual look, but you just about pull it off, Ghost.
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Uncanny:JimmyDee wrote:Well now:kancutlawns wrote:Where's Jimmy got to? Jim, come back. It's really not worth the time and effort trying to put a video up.
1) My talksport listening has reached a maximum value of apopclectitude, and i just can't bear to listen to one more second of Durham, or Brazil.
2) Or any other such cunts as were not covered in Paragrah (1).
3) That goes for members, and associate members, of the human race; which even covers you, Quinn.
4) Which gives me very little to post about.
Here's a picture of me, at work, looking Dead Hard
If Arsenal were playing in my back garden, I would draw the curtains.
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It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fagSteve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told
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What HAS he got in his hand, btw? Looks like one of those things dentists and Japanese bukkake-vid makers use.
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JimmyDee wrote:It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fagSteve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told
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Those are safety spectacles JimJimmyDee wrote:It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fagSteve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told
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What HAS he got in his hand, btw? Looks like one of those things dentists and Japanese bukkake-vid makers use.