Jeremy Clarkson & Piers Morgan would be a good watch.
Irani & Nasser Hussain
Botham & Ian Chappell/Imran Khan
Prince Charles & Nicholas Witchell.
I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2016
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freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
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I see you're not taking this seriously.Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
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Just send big JT in
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little richard, little nellBasualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
willy wonka and william tell
salman rushdie and kym mazelle
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Edward Elgar, Henry Purcellsubsub wrote:little richard, little nellBasualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
willy wonka and william tell
salman rushdie and kym mazelle
Joe Loss, Jack Parnell
Francis Lee and Colin Bell
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Shedboy wrote:Edward Elgar, Henry Purcellsubsub wrote:little richard, little nellBasualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
willy wonka and william tell
salman rushdie and kym mazelle
Joe Loss, Jack Parnell
Francis Lee and Colin Bell
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Dave Whelan,Malky Mackay and Ken Hom.
Joel,Boyce,Alcaraz,Scharner,Espinoza,McCarthy,McArthur,Gomez,(Watson),McManaman,Maloney,Kone,...LEGENDS!
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Mork and Mindy, Brian Hayes
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Little Neepsie, Chris and Do
Barry Humphries and Paris Grey
Little Neepsie, Chris and Do
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Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
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Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
Liberace,Rosie West
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Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
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Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in
"We didn't start the fire..."Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
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LaaLaa wrote:Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in"We didn't start the fire..."Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
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subsub wrote:LaaLaa wrote:Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in"We didn't start the fire..."Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
Thats my earworm sorted for tonight.
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I like the way you saved the most evil until last.Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
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I love a collaboration and that poem about mass murdering cunts is fuckin' bewdiful. Not that I personally find them any more offensive than Carol Vorderstain. I would write a similar one, but I get the sense it's far too soon, or the subject is too touchy, for an Ian Huntley / Maxine Carr / McCann / Jo Cox inspired verse.
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Any vorders nips n bush?
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'Vogue' by Madonna was my first thought especially after your first effort:Basualdo wrote:subsub wrote:LaaLaa wrote:Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in"We didn't start the fire..."Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
Thats my earworm sorted for tonight.
Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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In line with the Madonna song it needs a suitable name for the "gave good head" 4th line.Carlos J wrote:'Vogue' by Madonna was my first thought especially after your first effort:Basualdo wrote:subsub wrote:LaaLaa wrote:Zambo wrote:Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, auntie Gin
Get them in the kopter and drop them in"We didn't start the fire..."Sid Pervcat wrote:Adolf Hitler,Rudolf Hess
Liberace,Rosie West
Peter Sutcliffe,Roger Hunt
Ronald Irani the fucking cunt
Thats my earworm sorted for tonight.Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire
I really am a biatch
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Second line of the third verse of name mentioning, err Laa.
Greta Garbo, and Monroe
Deitrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine
Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
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Rita Hayworth gave good face
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She did a maths program way before countdown, looked totally different then, but to be fair she would have been a lot younger.finchman wrote:Carol claims she has not had any plastic surgery......BOLLOCKS, when she first appeared on Countdown she had no tits and her face looked fuck all like her botox filled mush these days.
Having said all that.......Id fuck the arse off her.
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Here's young Carol
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Hello by The Beloved?Basualdo wrote:billy corkhill, vince hilaire
freddie flintstone, fred astaire
desmond tutu, steve and claire