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Nigel from Maidstone
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Bet nay cunt would tell him to turn the music down if he was your neighbour though
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Fucking hell. That was so awful I can hardly find words to describe it.
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It's easy to criticise Nigel, but could anyone of you do better?
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John Shuttleworth based his act on Nigel.
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Jonathan from Swansea has taken over from Nigel as No.1 nutter. To maintain that level of rage take some doing.
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Nigel & Iain Lee - "I'm Knocking One Out For Lindsay Lohorn" {how Nige pronounces it}
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That is superb stuff . Nigel may get his dream of stardom and have this year's Summer hit.Billy wrote:Nigel & Iain Lee - "I'm Knocking One Out For Lindsay Lohorn" {how Nige pronounces it}
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Nigel on again with his self-obsessed dreams of stardom. He is just impervious to wit and sarcasm. Life must be easier when you have that lack of self-awareness.
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Nigel hit new record depths last week with his obsession of trying to turn himself into a pop star, he's convinced the Lindsay "Lo-horn" single Iain Lee has put on iTunes will sell millions around the world and make him rich. Iain tried desperately to tell him it might make him enough money for a bag of chips if he's lucky but it went right over his head. In the end the conversation ended quickly when Lee told him there must be a blockage in his brain that he can't seem to get through and Nigel swiftly hung up on him.
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Darkyboy wrote:Jonathan from Swansea has taken over from Nigel as No.1 nutter. To maintain that level of rage take some doing.
Matt Forde was the catalyst for that rage. Now he's gone, who will he focus on ?
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Has Forde now completely left the building?
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Yes, that call showed Nigel for what he is; a deluded and selfish individual. He seriously thinks the tunes will lead to fame, fortune and girls. girls, girls. He doesn't realise that it was supposed to be a bit of a laugh. I cringed when Nigel said he had a press conference - he spoke to the reporter from the local newspaper.Billy wrote:Nigel hit new record depths last week with his obsession of trying to turn himself into a pop star, he's convinced the Lindsay "Lo-horn" single Iain Lee has put on iTunes will sell millions around the world and make him rich. Iain tried desperately to tell him it might make him enough money for a bag of chips if he's lucky but it went right over his head. In the end the conversation ended quickly when Lee told him there must be a blockage in his brain that he can't seem to get through and Nigel swiftly hung up on him.
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Well, he has said he hates everyone, so I guess we are all potential targets. Would be great to get him on hereAlcoholBrazil wrote:Darkyboy wrote:Jonathan from Swansea has taken over from Nigel as No.1 nutter. To maintain that level of rage take some doing.
Matt Forde was the catalyst for that rage. Now he's gone, who will he focus on ?
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Are there more of Jonathan's calls available anywhere? I've heard the famous one, but I'd be interested to hear more of his interactions with other presenters who have less patience with him than Iain does...
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Yes it seems his rise to super-stardom has outgrown talkSPORT even though they are the biggest radio station on earth, the outer galaxies, and beyond into distant infinity.m4rkb wrote:Has Forde now completely left the building?
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I loved it when Iain Lee said to him "And Nigel when you are skyping back these people who are contacting you don't give them your bank details whatever you do and please for god's sake don't take your pants off and start masturbating in front of your computer screen"Darkyboy wrote:Yes, that call showed Nigel for what he is; a deluded and selfish individual. He seriously thinks the tunes will lead to fame, fortune and girls. girls, girls. He doesn't realise that it was supposed to be a bit of a laugh. I cringed when Nigel said he had a press conference - he spoke to the reporter from the local newspaper.Billy wrote:Nigel hit new record depths last week with his obsession of trying to turn himself into a pop star, he's convinced the Lindsay "Lo-horn" single Iain Lee has put on iTunes will sell millions around the world and make him rich. Iain tried desperately to tell him it might make him enough money for a bag of chips if he's lucky but it went right over his head. In the end the conversation ended quickly when Lee told him there must be a blockage in his brain that he can't seem to get through and Nigel swiftly hung up on him.
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Not sure to be honest. The Matt Forde one is on youtube. Like the last Ronnie Irani show, it's one to listen to every few months or so.jumpers wrote:Are there more of Jonathan's calls available anywhere? I've heard the famous one, but I'd be interested to hear more of his interactions with other presenters who have less patience with him than Iain does...
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The stuff about Iain taking a dump on his bosses desk goes over Nigel's head not surprisingly. He's more interested in the prospect of Kylie masturbating while wathcing him bodybuilding! I suppose if you are going to live in a dreamworld, you might as well make it a good one.Billy wrote:Nigel telling Iain Lee all about Kylie Minogue skyping him.
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Lindsay Lohan falling on hard times. She can be assured of the spare room in Nigel's mum's house, should she become homeless.
And also some visits in the middle of the night from Nigel, himself.
And also some visits in the middle of the night from Nigel, himself.
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