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Xmas Birds
Meat. Xmas. What is it? Turkey Crown here. Primarily because there are no left-overs. I'm not in the mood to eat fucking turkey for six weeks. Which of you little bitches is having Goose? I know there must be someone. Oh wait, this isn't the Waitrose-cunt forum. Come on you fuckwits, do tell. I bet someone is getting porked.
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Re: Xmas Birds
I hate turkey, mince pies christmas pudding all that shit. However I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.
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Re: Xmas Birds
What exactly the FUCK? Is this a Colombian Xmas? Fuck off.Basualdo wrote:I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.
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Re: Xmas Birds
Every Christmas Eve for the last 3 years I end in my local M&S in the afternoon surrounded by cut price birds having already got a full price one, this year I'm having a cheap one, or not in which case it'll be the "back up" frozen crown just in case, livin life on the edge this year.
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carcinogen wrote:What exactly the FUCK? Is this a Colombian Xmas? Fuck off.Basualdo wrote:I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.
I've heard of class a birds, never a ham
though, he's right though, boiled in coke really works well, real coke though the diet one tastes horrible.
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My ex's family always ate reindeer on Christmas day. No birds or beasts for me though, as it's about 30 years since I last ate meat.
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This is true.warmleatherette wrote:carcinogen wrote:What exactly the FUCK? Is this a Colombian Xmas? Fuck off.Basualdo wrote:I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.
I've heard of class a birds, never a ham
though, he's right though, boiled in coke really works well, real coke though the diet one tastes horrible.
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Basualdo wrote: I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.
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Some bloke offered me 8 legs of venison out of the back of a van the other day but I didn't buy it as it was two deer... Bdum tish.
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fuck off.warmleatherette wrote:Some bloke offered me 8 legs of venison out of the back of a van the other day but I didn't buy it as it was two deer... Bdum tish.
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warmleatherette wrote:Some bloke offered me 8 legs of venison out of the back of a van the other day but I didn't buy it as it was two deer... Bdum tish.
The writer of that gag is pleased that it has been so successful.
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Is it possible to contract heart disease by just looking at a photograph?The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Basualdo wrote: I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.
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Geeeezus, There must come a point in one's life when one looks into the mirror and says to oneself: Sort it out mate, you look disgusting. Surely???"Basualdo wrote:Is it possible to contract heart disease by just looking at a photograph?The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Basualdo wrote: I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.
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Re: Xmas Birds
Does Santa knowLou Grant wrote:My ex's family always ate reindeer on Christmas day. No birds or beasts for me though, as it's about 30 years since I last ate meat.
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Re: Xmas Birds
A rapid heartbeat is a sign of arousal, nothing to worry about.Basualdo wrote:Is it possible to contract heart disease by just looking at a photograph?The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Basualdo wrote: I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.
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Philip Seymour Hoffman killed himself after seeing that photo. "fuck, I look shit in a Peterborough shirt" were his final words.Basualdo wrote:Is it possible to contract heart disease by just looking at a photograph?The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Basualdo wrote: I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.
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Uncanny.Darkyboy wrote:Philip Seymour Hoffman killed himself after seeing that photo. "fuck, I look shit in a Peterborough shirt" were his final words.Basualdo wrote:Is it possible to contract heart disease by just looking at a photograph?The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Basualdo wrote: I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.
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Daily.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Adrian makes his yearly call to Arsene:
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Re: Xmas Birds
Did duck once. Bewtiful bird but took ages longer than expected. No worries though. Was a guyzone Christmas, me and mate and listened to Neil Diamond when cooking. Good times, great times.
Work turkey in the evening. Oh let the good times roll.
Work turkey in the evening. Oh let the good times roll.
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Re: Xmas Birds
Turkey meat on its own for 6 weeks ..no . Turkey pieces into a curry for 6 weeks.....Yes.
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Re: Xmas Birds
Beef for me n her this year, Iceland have made them into handy bap sized portions.
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Headz Gone.... Headz gone... Headz gone....Fug1 wrote:Beef for me n her this year, Iceland have made them into handy bap sized portions.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
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