Xmas Birds

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 8:57 pm

Meat. Xmas. What is it? Turkey Crown here. Primarily because there are no left-overs. I'm not in the mood to eat fucking turkey for six weeks. Which of you little bitches is having Goose? I know there must be someone. Oh wait, this isn't the Waitrose-cunt forum. Come on you fuckwits, do tell. I bet someone is getting porked.

Post by **Basualdo** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:02 pm

I hate turkey, mince pies christmas pudding all that shit. However I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:04 pm

Basualdo wrote:I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.

What exactly the FUCK? Is this a Colombian Xmas? Fuck off.

warmleatherette · Post by **warmleatherette** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:06 pm

Every Christmas Eve for the last 3 years I end in my local M&S in the afternoon surrounded by cut price birds having already got a full price one, this year I'm having a cheap one, or not in which case it'll be the "back up" frozen crown just in case, livin life on the edge this year.

warmleatherette · Post by **warmleatherette** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:08 pm

carcinogen wrote:
Basualdo wrote:I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.
What exactly the FUCK? Is this a Colombian Xmas? Fuck off.

I've heard of class a birds, never a ham
though, he's right though, boiled in coke really works well, real coke though the diet one tastes horrible.

Lou Grant · Post by **Lou Grant** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:30 pm

My ex's family always ate reindeer on Christmas day. No birds or beasts for me though, as it's about 30 years since I last ate meat.

Post by **Basualdo** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:34 pm

warmleatherette wrote:
carcinogen wrote:
Basualdo wrote:I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.
What exactly the FUCK? Is this a Colombian Xmas? Fuck off.

I've heard of class a birds, never a ham
though, he's right though, boiled in coke really works well, real coke though the diet one tastes horrible.

This is true.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:41 pm

Basualdo wrote: I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.

warmleatherette · Post by **warmleatherette** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:42 pm

Some bloke offered me 8 legs of venison out of the back of a van the other day but I didn't buy it as it was two deer... Bdum tish.

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:48 pm

warmleatherette wrote:Some bloke offered me 8 legs of venison out of the back of a van the other day but I didn't buy it as it was two deer... Bdum tish.

fuck off.

Post by **Basualdo** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:56 pm

warmleatherette wrote:Some bloke offered me 8 legs of venison out of the back of a van the other day but I didn't buy it as it was two deer... Bdum tish.

The writer of that gag is pleased that it has been so successful.

Post by **Basualdo** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:59 pm

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
Basualdo wrote: I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.

Is it possible to contract heart disease by just looking at a photograph?

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:04 pm

Basualdo wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
Basualdo wrote: I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.

Is it possible to contract heart disease by just looking at a photograph?

Geeeezus, There must come a point in one's life when one looks into the mirror and says to oneself: Sort it out mate, you look disgusting. Surely???"

delboy1983 · Post by **delboy1983** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:14 pm

Lou Grant wrote:My ex's family always ate reindeer on Christmas day. No birds or beasts for me though, as it's about 30 years since I last ate meat.

Does Santa know

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:00 pm

Basualdo wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
Basualdo wrote: I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.

Is it possible to contract heart disease by just looking at a photograph?

A rapid heartbeat is a sign of arousal, nothing to worry about.

Darkyboy · Post by **Darkyboy** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:24 pm

Basualdo wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
Basualdo wrote: I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.

Is it possible to contract heart disease by just looking at a photograph?

Philip Seymour Hoffman killed himself after seeing that photo. "fuck, I look shit in a Peterborough shirt" were his final words.

Post by **Basualdo** » Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:56 pm

Darkyboy wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
Basualdo wrote: I love a lovely big ham boiled in coke. Lovely.

Is it possible to contract heart disease by just looking at a photograph?
Philip Seymour Hoffman killed himself after seeing that photo. "fuck, I look shit in a Peterborough shirt" were his final words.

Uncanny.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:16 am

Adrian makes his yearly call to Arsene:

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:20 am

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Adrian makes his yearly call to Arsene:

Daily.

Post by **Carlos J** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 1:04 am

Did duck once. Bewtiful bird but took ages longer than expected. No worries though. Was a guyzone Christmas, me and mate and listened to Neil Diamond when cooking. Good times, great times.

Work turkey in the evening. Oh let the good times roll.

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The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Sat Dec 24, 2016 1:14 am

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AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 5:40 am

Turkey meat on its own for 6 weeks ..no . Turkey pieces into a curry for 6 weeks.....Yes.

Fug1 · Post by **Fug1** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:00 am

Beef for me n her this year, Iceland have made them into handy bap sized portions.

carcinogen · Post by **carcinogen** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 7:49 am

Fug1 wrote:Beef for me n her this year, Iceland have made them into handy bap sized portions.

Headz Gone.... Headz gone... Headz gone....

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