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Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 8:44 am
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
kancutlawns wrote:.Asda however gives me a warm glow and staff and fellow customers have a feel good approach. It's in interesting, funky, eclectic experience and the packaged meals are decent and varied. Good selection of juices. Bananas are random and have a poor selection. Good refrigerated puds. Used to have a good bakery section. Good frozen puddings
Are you insane? Asda is a fucken zombie wasteland of chav+++ dole fiddlers buying 70 litres of orangeade
Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 8:59 am
by kancutlawns
Not this one I'm taking about. It's a little more upmarket.
Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:39 am
by carcinogen
ASDA. Now, I have an interesting story about ASDA. When I had a job, when I was in full employment and that lark, I worked for a tech firm who got a contract to map ASDA stores for 3D planning purposes or some shit. Basically, I had to walk around measuring shelf sizes, and cataloging which items were where. Blah blah. Anyhoo, whenever I hear that fucking song that goes: "Let's hear it for New York...." (Kanye West?) Some cunt anyway, I have an immediate seizure. Fuck me, the piped fake music in Asda is chronic.
I mingled with ASDA employee's. Apart from the nutters in Wales, they all fucking hated working at ASDA. I swear I've written about this before. But when you are 'behind the scenes', the door leading out onto the main floor has "Check Your Smile" written on it. Check you fucking smile? Fuck You. It shoud say: Strap a nail bomb to your back and blow yourself to smithereens.
I have to say, the best ASDA breakfast (all on expenses remember) was Huddersfield. The friendliest staff was Mansfield. The madest, out of their mind crazy staff was ASDA Bridgend, wales. The creepiest ASDA was Tonypandy, Wales. The most fucking depressing ASDA was, Darlaston, Walsall (fuck me, the grimest place I have ever seen in my life). The most beautiful ASDA was in Bournmouth, it would have been even more beautiful if Sandra had back the Range over Harry and his corpse was being eaten by hyena's. But hey ho...
Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:39 am
by paolo
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:kancutlawns wrote:.Asda however gives me a warm glow and staff and fellow customers have a feel good approach. It's in interesting, funky, eclectic experience and the packaged meals are decent and varied. Good selection of juices. Bananas are random and have a poor selection. Good refrigerated puds. Used to have a good bakery section. Good frozen puddings
Are you insane? Asda is a fucken zombie wasteland of chav+++ dole fiddlers buying 70 litres of orangeade
you should try a giant walmart in america
it's life changing
Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:44 am
by carcinogen
paolo wrote:
you should try a giant walmart in america
I've got a giant wallmart story. but i can tell your already fucking bored to tears with my stories. It happened in Lawrence, Kansas. My black mate from Louisiana, big fucker, can't remember his name, pretended he was disabled and used the in-store mobility scooter and stoned, basically ploughed through store knocking shit over. I guess you'd have to have been there to appreciate the fucking madness of the situation. FUCK WALMART. FUCK ASDA.
Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:45 am
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
paolo wrote:The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:kancutlawns wrote:.Asda however gives me a warm glow and staff and fellow customers have a feel good approach. It's in interesting, funky, eclectic experience and the packaged meals are decent and varied. Good selection of juices. Bananas are random and have a poor selection. Good refrigerated puds. Used to have a good bakery section. Good frozen puddings
Are you insane? Asda is a fucken zombie wasteland of chav+++ dole fiddlers buying 70 litres of orangeade
you should try a giant walmart in america
it's life changing
I took off-the-shelf flu meds in a texas mall and flew high as an eagle
Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:46 am
by carcinogen
Chris Weaver ... that was his name.
Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:48 am
by carcinogen
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
I took off-the-shelf flu meds in a texas mall and flew high as an eagle
that's called 'Robo-trippin''. Chug a whole bottle of Robitussin® cough mixture and you'll go off your FUCKIN' NUT. It's an American thing, I don't think the kids here have sussed it yet. Good time! And good clear airways. Team SKY are on it as I speak. Oh, it does destroy your kidneys, but hey, fuck it. Right?
Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:50 am
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
We definitely do not get the same strength anything here. It has been nannied out, presumably to stop us killing ourselves. Meanwhile in Russia they are dropping like flies.
Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:51 am
by paolo
yes, always stock up on meds everytime i go south
some states way cheaper than others, trouble is i never remember which one
could have been south dakota
either way, cheap n easy
coupboards full, inc jock itch sprays...useful
Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:52 am
by paolo
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:We definitely do not get the same strength anything here. It has been nannied out, presumably to stop us killing ourselves. Meanwhile in Russia they are dropping like flies.
same with canada, no super strength
but whatever u want stateside
Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:56 am
by carcinogen
I had a severe case of the flu once in Kansas. I took 4 TYLENOL® went to bed, and the next day I was fit as a fiddle. Yes, we get short-shrifted in England when it comes to drugs.
Re: Running of the Bulls Supermarket Style
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 2:52 pm
by Saints11