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Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:27 pm
by Basualdo
Christ on a bike! Is this some sort of alternate reality? Have the German fuzz gone fucking spakka? Is the BBC getting this right (it'll make a nice change)?
The Krautstone Kops are looking for a Tunisian of about 21 or 23, born in 1992 (
), who is from Luke Skywalkers home planet or something.....honest.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38392128
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:34 pm
by sjbarca
They found his passport err under the driver's seat......haven't we been down this road before??!!
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:28 pm
by warmleatherette
It's panto season, all together now "you left it behind you"
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:36 pm
by kancutlawns
Basualdo wrote:Christ on a bike! Is this some sort of alternate reality? Have the German fuzz gone fucking spakka? Is the BBC getting this right (it'll make a nice change)?
The Krautstone Kops are looking for a Tunisian of about 21 or 23, born in 1992 (
), who is from Luke Skywalkers home planet or something.....honest.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38392128
Stupid fuckers hauled a South Asian bloke off the streets, took him in for questioning, released him without charge and still released his name. Hope that the fella sues the cunts. They fucked up his life and he'll probably get death threats from Neo-Nazi goons who probably still think he was the driver.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:38 pm
by kancutlawns
sjbarca wrote:They found his passport err under the driver's seat......haven't we been down this road before??!!
Probably the same as the one found in pristine condition in the rubble of the Twin Towers.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:48 pm
by Fug1
It's a bit strange that Brums Christmas market put big lumps of concrete around the place a week or two ago.
The powers that be might not have known who, when or where, but they knew.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:14 pm
by kancutlawns
Probably because of what happened in Nice rather than specific intelligence about the impending attack in Berlin, fug but haven't really been following the background behind putting the bollards up.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:23 pm
by paolo
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:53 pm
by AlcoholBrazil
They should be clapping to this gem.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:55 pm
by ccreds
You might have read that wrong. She might not wanted to be seen as too nationalistic.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:59 pm
by paolo
ccreds wrote:
You might have read that wrong. She might not wanted to be seen as too nationalistic.
how long must the germans atone for the past/losing ww2?
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:03 pm
by ccreds
paolo wrote:ccreds wrote:
You might have read that wrong. She might not wanted to be seen as too nationalistic.
how long must the germans atone for the past/losing ww2?
Don't know. Why has the video got your goat?
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 6:22 pm
by Royal24s
Carlos J wrote:kancutlawns wrote:carcinogen wrote:The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.
What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?
It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.
I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.
The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones. In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated , but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .
Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 6:46 pm
by m4rkb
Please! Not another passport. It's making a mockery of a serious situation.
But assuming the rest is correct, can we now assume that asylum seekers who are rejected are a potential threat. Algeria is a total hotbed for terrorism.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:21 pm
by kancutlawns
Algeria? I thought the regime there has cracked down heavily since that attack on the oil workers and their families years ago. Their "on our side." Are you talking about Tunisia.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:58 pm
by warmleatherette
Royal24s wrote:Carlos J wrote:kancutlawns wrote:carcinogen wrote:The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.
What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?
It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.
I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.
The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones. In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated , but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .
Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.
I wonder how close that would get to reality if you included an outbreak of bird flu into the equation
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:08 pm
by m4rkb
kancutlawns wrote:Algeria? I thought the regime there has cracked down heavily since that attack on the oil workers and their families years ago. Their "on our side." Are you talking about Tunisia.
I beg your pardon. I did mean Tunisia but as you say Algeria was a former hotbed which has supposedly cracked down on Islamism. I only hope they have. I have little confidence our own 'crackdown' will not be thwarted by political correctness but I suspect it will.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:29 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Royal24s wrote:Carlos J wrote:kancutlawns wrote:carcinogen wrote:The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.
What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?
It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.
I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.
The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones. In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated , but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .
Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.
Whatever points you might have are mangled through lack of paragraphs.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:47 pm
by kancutlawns
It indicates a jumbled, unstructured thought process which shows little respect for the person who's intended to read it. It also indicated an arrogance on the part of the constructor who assumes that others should automatically understand what it's written but conversely, it doesn't want to have each part of the rambling prose systematically debunked piece by piece.
So really, the poster is just hiding behind utter bunkum. Something you My Alex but with far, far fewer words but with some self deprecating humour with respect to you.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:06 pm
by Royal24s
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Royal24s wrote:Carlos J wrote:kancutlawns wrote:carcinogen wrote:The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.
What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?
It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.
I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.
The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones.
In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .
Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.
Whatever points you might have are mangled through lack of paragraphs.
There we are, but there are no point there. Do people bother indenting paragraphs on a chat forum ? I'm sure that they generally don't you know .
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:08 pm
by Royal24s
Why is that creature trolling me again I wonder ?
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:16 pm
by kancutlawns
Royal24s wrote:The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Royal24s wrote:Carlos J wrote:kancutlawns wrote:carcinogen wrote:The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.
What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?
It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.
I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.
The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones.
In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .
Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.
Whatever points you might have are mangled through lack of paragraphs.
There we are, but there are no point there. Do people bother indenting paragraphs on a chat forum ? I'm sure that they generally don't you know .
You've posted how many times here and you don't know the convention of posting? You should be ashamed of yourself.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:16 pm
by kancutlawns
Royal24s wrote:Why is that creature trolling me again I wonder ?
Are you running away from answering a critique on your posting style I wonder, plod?
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:19 pm
by Carlos J
Just leave it, kancut.
Royal24s wrote:Carlos J wrote:kancutlawns wrote:carcinogen wrote:The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.
What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?
It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.
I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.
The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones. In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated , but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .
Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.
With jobs at risk at Bernie's, you never know, Royals.
Re: Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:23 pm
by kancutlawns
Carlos J wrote:Just leave it, kancut.
Royal24s wrote:Carlos J wrote:kancutlawns wrote:carcinogen wrote:The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.
What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?
It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.
I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.
The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones. In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated , but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .
Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.
With jobs at risk at Bernie's, you never know, Royals.
Deviating a little, does Bernie's have favourable working standards in their warehouses Carlos? I ask because because we have Amazon up here which takes on a substantial number of casual workers. It's obviously got a notorious reputation and I got talking to a bloke working there when I was doing my BMF training and he told me it was utterly grim.