Truck driven into Christmas market in Berlin.

[Basualdo]

Christ on a bike! Is this some sort of alternate reality? Have the German fuzz gone fucking spakka? Is the BBC getting this right (it'll make a nice change)?

The Krautstone Kops are looking for a Tunisian of about 21 or 23, born in 1992 ( ), who is from Luke Skywalkers home planet or something.....honest.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38392128

[sjbarca]

They found his passport err under the driver's seat......haven't we been down this road before??!!

[warmleatherette]

It's panto season, all together now "you left it behind you"

[kancutlawns]

Christ on a bike! Is this some sort of alternate reality? Have the German fuzz gone fucking spakka? Is the BBC getting this right (it'll make a nice change)?

The Krautstone Kops are looking for a Tunisian of about 21 or 23, born in 1992 ( ), who is from Luke Skywalkers home planet or something.....honest.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38392128

Stupid fuckers hauled a South Asian bloke off the streets, took him in for questioning, released him without charge and still released his name. Hope that the fella sues the cunts. They fucked up his life and he'll probably get death threats from Neo-Nazi goons who probably still think he was the driver.

[kancutlawns]

They found his passport err under the driver's seat......haven't we been down this road before??!!

Probably the same as the one found in pristine condition in the rubble of the Twin Towers.

[Fug1]

It's a bit strange that Brums Christmas market put big lumps of concrete around the place a week or two ago.

The powers that be might not have known who, when or where, but they knew.

[kancutlawns]

Probably because of what happened in Nice rather than specific intelligence about the impending attack in Berlin, fug but haven't really been following the background behind putting the bollards up.

[paolo]

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[AlcoholBrazil]

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They should be clapping to this gem.

[ccreds]

phpBB [video]

You might have read that wrong. She might not wanted to be seen as too nationalistic.

[paolo]

phpBB [video]

You might have read that wrong. She might not wanted to be seen as too nationalistic.

how long must the germans atone for the past/losing ww2?

[ccreds]

phpBB [video]

You might have read that wrong. She might not wanted to be seen as too nationalistic.

how long must the germans atone for the past/losing ww2?

Don't know. Why has the video got your goat?

[Royal24s]

The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.

What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?

It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.

I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.
The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones. In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated , but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .
Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.

[m4rkb]

Please! Not another passport. It's making a mockery of a serious situation.

But assuming the rest is correct, can we now assume that asylum seekers who are rejected are a potential threat. Algeria is a total hotbed for terrorism.

[kancutlawns]

Algeria? I thought the regime there has cracked down heavily since that attack on the oil workers and their families years ago. Their "on our side." Are you talking about Tunisia.

[warmleatherette]

The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.

What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?

It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.

I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.
The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones. In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated , but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .
Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.

I wonder how close that would get to reality if you included an outbreak of bird flu into the equation

[m4rkb]

Algeria? I thought the regime there has cracked down heavily since that attack on the oil workers and their families years ago. Their "on our side." Are you talking about Tunisia.

I beg your pardon. I did mean Tunisia but as you say Algeria was a former hotbed which has supposedly cracked down on Islamism. I only hope they have. I have little confidence our own 'crackdown' will not be thwarted by political correctness but I suspect it will.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.

What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?

It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.

I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.
The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones. In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated , but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .
Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.

Whatever points you might have are mangled through lack of paragraphs.

[kancutlawns]

It indicates a jumbled, unstructured thought process which shows little respect for the person who's intended to read it. It also indicated an arrogance on the part of the constructor who assumes that others should automatically understand what it's written but conversely, it doesn't want to have each part of the rambling prose systematically debunked piece by piece.

So really, the poster is just hiding behind utter bunkum. Something you My Alex but with far, far fewer words but with some self deprecating humour with respect to you.

[Royal24s]

The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.

What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?

It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.

I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.

The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones.

In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .

Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.

Whatever points you might have are mangled through lack of paragraphs.

There we are, but there are no point there. Do people bother indenting paragraphs on a chat forum ? I'm sure that they generally don't you know .

[Royal24s]

Why is that creature trolling me again I wonder ?

[kancutlawns]

The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.

What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?

It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.

I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.

The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones.

In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .

Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.

Whatever points you might have are mangled through lack of paragraphs.

There we are, but there are no point there. Do people bother indenting paragraphs on a chat forum ? I'm sure that they generally don't you know .

You've posted how many times here and you don't know the convention of posting? You should be ashamed of yourself.

[kancutlawns]

Why is that creature trolling me again I wonder ?

Are you running away from answering a critique on your posting style I wonder, plod?

[Carlos J]

Just leave it, kancut.

The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.

What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?

It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.

I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.
The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones. In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated , but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .
Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.

With jobs at risk at Bernie's, you never know, Royals.

[kancutlawns]

Just leave it, kancut.

The bloke is still 'at large'. No worries here though, our roads are too fucking clogged-up for a lorry to get anywhere close to a town centre.

What happened to the pedestrianisation of Naaarich that Partridge banged on about decades ago?

It's pedestrianised. But still many roads in the city centre where a rogue trucker could cause carnage.

I always worry that some rogue worker at Bernard Matthews might become radicalised and deliberately release hundreds of thousands of turkeys into the streets. Because of that very pedestrianisation , people could not take refuge in their cars, and at this time of year the turkeys -facing certain death within the week - would become incredibly savage in their determination to escape into the fenlands and possible freedom.
The bloodshed in the streets of Norwich could quickly escalate to a point where the only hope of containment would be to ask for assistance from the various local USAF bases and launch Appache helicopters , F22s and predator drones. In the end, I'm pretty confident that these vicious avian bastards would be defeated , but the collateral damage would be unthinkable .
Will we ever have to witness such terrifying mechanical and ariel carnage in the streets of Norwich ? I hope not, but , as you imply, it's an ever present danger if we don't completely block off those roads.

With jobs at risk at Bernie's, you never know, Royals.

Deviating a little, does Bernie's have favourable working standards in their warehouses Carlos? I ask because because we have Amazon up here which takes on a substantial number of casual workers. It's obviously got a notorious reputation and I got talking to a bloke working there when I was doing my BMF training and he told me it was utterly grim.