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Why all the fuss over our prime ministers £995 leather trousers?
Ok,so a woman in her 60s should'nt be wearing leather trousers,i get that,but the papers seem to be annoyed that she paid that sort of brass for a pair of keks.
She is the prime minister ffs,do they expect her to buy her clobber from fucking Matalan?

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Would rather see Nicky Morgan in leather trousers. Oh yea.
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finchman wrote:Why all the fuss over our prime ministers £995 leather trousers?
My lovely, it's not the leather trousers that are offensive, but the fact one must not wear baggy with baggy. She should have worn a fitting top, or fitting leather trousers. Personally, I'd fuck her so hard she'd become left-leaning. Ta-ta.

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finchman wrote:Why all the fuss over our prime ministers £995 leather trousers?
You tell us. You're the one who's started a debate on it.

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Finchoid just likes starting threads. He is clearly insane btw
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Finchoid just likes starting threads. He is clearly insane btw
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What the heck is all the fuss about? No one bats an eyelid when that defender of the downtrodden working class, Labour politician Chuka Umuna, wears bespoke suits costing several hundred if not thousands of pounds it's put down to a working class Labour lad done good but when it's a Tory woman wearing a pair of trousers costing less than those suit trousers all hell breaks lose.
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carcinogen wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Finchoid just likes starting threads. He is clearly insane btw
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carcinogen wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Finchoid just likes starting threads. He is clearly insane btw
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birdie wrote:What the heck is all the fuss about?
There is no fuss.
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Reg wrote:
birdie wrote:What the heck is all the fuss about?
There is no fuss.
? front page of the papers, on the national news channels, even Sunday Politics had a go, by your reasoning WWII was just a little skirmish.
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birdie wrote:
Reg wrote:
birdie wrote:What the heck is all the fuss about?
There is no fuss.
? front page of the papers, on the national news channels, even Sunday Politics had a go, by your reasoning WWII was just a little skirmish.

WWII existed outside the media.

OR DID IT??!!
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Kexit
Someone on the news last night referred to it as trousergate, but yes, exit is the new "gate" of lazy journalism. We're going to see exit appended onto a lot more words in the future until we're truly sick of it.
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LaaLaa wrote: lazy journalism. .
As the only cunt here who has actually wasted their fucking time taking the NCTJ journalism exam (and failed by 1 percentage point) I can honestly attest that...yes, 'journalist's' are fucking lazy. They are also egotistical cunts with no morals. They only want to be 'journalist's' because it sounds 'cool' and, at least for men, it allows easier access into the knickers of hot female whores. But little do they know the 'hot whores' working in British media are infact cheap damaged sluts who would drain your hosepipe for a byline. I digress. My basic point is: Journalism died when Mike Parry departed the Daily Express. Sad but oh so fucking true.
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Subberz is a journo too

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Ironically, I am also an alcoholic. But sadly missed the 'Fleet Street' heyday, where men were 'men' and drank at noon and groped fit 'birds'. Fuck me, I missed my calling in life by a whisker. Oh well, back to jerking-off into my niece's knickers. Good times. I guess...
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Reg wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
carcinogen wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Finchoid just likes starting threads. He is clearly insane btw
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carcinogen wrote:Ironically, I am also an alcoholic. But sadly missed the 'Fleet Street' heyday, where men were 'men' and drank at noon and groped fit 'birds'. Fuck me, I missed my calling in life by a whisker. Oh well, back to jerking-off into my niece's knickers. Good times. I guess...
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I'd probz slide a finger or two into those leather Keck's tbf
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