He's been out of the news for the past several weeks and is back in it for racially abusing a woman.
Surely, he should be helped out by Lord Sugar who can spare a few hundred million to fund his ongoing drinking and drug taking as he is a legend after all who brought pleasure to millions. The sad act can't even get a gig on TS so is there any hope for him?
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Paul Gascoigne
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kancutlawns
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Paul Gascoigne
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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Sid Pervcat
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
Fucking washed up prick.
An utter waste of skin.
I hope his fucking liver explodes
An utter waste of skin.
I hope his fucking liver explodes
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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m4rkb
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
Sir Alan doesn't believe in wasting money ,which rehab for Gazza almost certainly is. His only hope is his other best mate Ronald Irani.
Otherwise he's going on my annual TF 2017 death list.
Otherwise he's going on my annual TF 2017 death list.
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AlcoholBrazil
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
He look in his 80s , not 49 . He is on borrowed time, and even Bestie in his last year looked healthier than Gazza.
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
Well, yeah, but didn't he have a liver-transplant?
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
He's fucked thenm4rkb wrote:Sir Alan doesn't believe in wasting money ,which rehab for Gazza almost certainly is. His only hope is his other best mate Ronald Irani.
Otherwise he's going on my annual TF 2017 death list.
. Such a waste of talent 
. Gazza is , to this day , the most gifted player i've ever seen in an England shirt .Barman : "What will it be , Sir ?"
Customer : "I'll have a pint of remoaner tears please"
Barman : "Sorry Sir , we're out of bitter"
Customer : "I'll have a pint of remoaner tears please"
Barman : "Sorry Sir , we're out of bitter"
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m4rkb
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
That was the general bit between the lines yes.
But Gazza's a hopeless alchy ,no different to someone on their last legs through heroine who can't help himself
But Gazza's a hopeless alchy ,no different to someone on their last legs through heroine who can't help himself
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
Gazza has a heart of gold
Saggers is alive??!!
Talksport is dark and full of errors.
Wilbur did nuffink wrong!
Talksport is dark and full of errors.
Wilbur did nuffink wrong!
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
+1Salem wrote:He's fucked thenm4rkb wrote:Sir Alan doesn't believe in wasting money ,which rehab for Gazza almost certainly is. His only hope is his other best mate Ronald Irani.
Otherwise he's going on my annual TF 2017 death list.
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AlcoholBrazil
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
If only his liver was made of the same stuff.deisegirl wrote:Gazza has a heart of gold
Boris " Do not look at what I am doing, Look how cute and adorable Dilyn is.....Look at Dilyn ! "
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finchman
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
Thick,chavvy, oxygen thief cunt who fucked up big time.
Joel,Boyce,Alcaraz,Scharner,Espinoza,McCarthy,McArthur,Gomez,(Watson),McManaman,Maloney,Kone,...LEGENDS!
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
This isn't the welcome thread brofinchman wrote:Thick,chavvy, oxygen thief cunt who fucked up big time.
Speaking for the rest of the forum since 2019
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
Aye, it's no coincidence that England's best two tournament performances since 66 have been the two tournaments that Gazza played in.Salem wrote:He's fucked thenm4rkb wrote:Sir Alan doesn't believe in wasting money ,which rehab for Gazza almost certainly is. His only hope is his other best mate Ronald Irani.
Otherwise he's going on my annual TF 2017 death list.
The most gifted footballer to come from these isles (better than Bale) but he is
beyond help these days.
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AlcoholBrazil
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
I'd say Best was the best from the UK. Dalglish was quite tasty too.
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
Still got him down for a 2016 exit.Plenty time 
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
To include Gascoigne in the same sentence as Best for a comparison is criminal.AlcoholBrazil wrote:I'd say Best was the best from the UK.
Don't always believe what you think, because sometimes its' a load of shite
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
100%Zambo wrote:To include Gascoigne in the same sentence as Best for a comparison is criminal.AlcoholBrazil wrote:I'd say Best was the best from the UK.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
He was the best of his era. Charlie Cooke, Worthington, Marsh, Curry, Hordle and many others were just as exciting and equally talented
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
It all started going wrong for him when he got injured in that fa cup semi final. It's a shame ihe didn't go to Man U, fergie was good at keeping an eye on his players.
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Verum peto
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Didn't he injure himself trying to maim an opponent?theleader82 wrote:It all started going wrong for him when he got injured in that fa cup semi final. It's a shame ihe didn't go to Man U, fergie was good at keeping an eye on his players.
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
Hear from a man who knows.....
"Berkshire delays on the M4 from junctions 14 to 16..I'm only little"
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
"There's no need for anyone to apologise for anything given the fact the great one shocked and offended is that cop killer porn tribute vid fetishist, Cecil B DNeil
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
Please add Alan Hudson in that list. Thanks in advance. Had a heart attack last night, poor lad.reg thorpe wrote:He was the best of his era. Charlie Cooke, Worthington, Marsh, Curry, Hordle and many others were just as exciting and equally talented
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
Gazzoid is a cunt.
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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Re: Paul Gascoigne
Yes he did. The fat fuck escaped any opprobrium for nearly snapping Gary Charles' leg in half. Scandalous.Verum peto wrote:Didn't he injure himself trying to maim an opponent?theleader82 wrote:It all started going wrong for him when he got injured in that fa cup semi final. It's a shame ihe didn't go to Man U, fergie was good at keeping an eye on his players.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.