BA pilot caught wanking off and wearing stockings while flying plane.

[Basualdo]

Caught after taking pictures of himself doing it.


Dear Sweet Jesus!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... hotos.html

[Royal24s]

Well, I don't know whether you've ever tried the Microsoft Flight Simulator, but after you've reached the correct altitude and set the course and instrumentation panel, there is a very long boring period while you're over the Atlantic, and I suppose your mind wanders a bit.
Given the other thread someone's started AGAIN about mobile phones, I wonder whether whether this case is more or less dangerous than texting when you're driving ?

https://youtu.be/u1cjaheraq8

[Basualdo]

Pornhub on a phone is one thing but this bugger had jazz mags propped up over the instrumentation. And you don't normally stocking up and take pics when driving an Audi down the M6. Anyway long boring stretches of flying are what stewardesses and staff toilets are for.

[delboy1983]

Houston we have a problem,the pilot has just come at 30,000 feet

[antdad]

It is a cockpit after all.

[Zambo]

Well, I don't know whether you've ever tried the Microsoft Flight Simulator, but after you've reached the correct altitude and set the course and instrumentation panel, there is a very long boring period while you're over the Atlantic, and I suppose your mind wanders a bit.
Given the other thread someone's started AGAIN about mobile phones, I wonder whether whether this case is more or less dangerous than texting when you're driving ?

https://youtu.be/u1cjaheraq8

Well as you can't put your car on autopilot, nor be in a situation where there are no other vehicles about, I'd say flying with both hands off the yoke and having a wank, is far less dangerous than driving whilst using a phone. Moreover, unless you are in a driving instructors car you haven't got a co driver.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

WEEF HALL DUNNIT!!

[The Tick]

Caught after taking pictures of himself doing it.


Dear Sweet Jesus!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... hotos.html

Taking the concept of the cockpit a little too seriously.

[carcinogen]

Pilots are only there to allay the fears of passengers. Planes can quite happily fly themselves, without stockings.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Moreover, unless you are in a driving instructors car you haven't got a co driver.

I'd first get permission from the instructor to have a wank in the school car.

[Sid Pervcat]

Caught after taking pictures of himself doing it.


Dear Sweet Jesus!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... hotos.html

Kankair

[m4 colin]

That flightdeck layout looks different to me than the one on the wanking photo

[kooster]

Biggles flies undone.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Was it Jon Gaunt?

[Northern Troglodite]

HE DUN NUFFINK RONG..........OOOO AS GRASSED HIM UP