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If Andy Murray wins sports personality of the year I'm going to be fucking furious. I'd rather Justin Rose win it for services to dullness. Jason Kenny and Laura 'common as muck' Trott must be in the running too. Fucking hell. I'd like to see Mark Cavendish up for it, he's a disagreeable little fucker and always good value when it comes to sulking-around and being bitter, plus he bad-mouths Brad Wiggins, which is never a bad thing. Amy Tinkler too, she came across well, too young and innocent to develop into a prize cunt like the other athlete's.
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Andy Murray pisses it for an unprecedented 3rd time.
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delboy1983 wrote:Andy Murray pisses it for an unprecedented 3rd time.
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I'd like Max Whitlock or Adam Peaty to win.
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PissTank will plump for Rory or some midget Irish jockey as usual.
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carcinogen wrote:If Andy Murray wins sports personality of the year I'm going to be fucking furious.
You are always furious.

You are a very angry person.
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He makes me look tolerant
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And me.
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Clare Balding. Gabby Logan. Gary Linekar. Sue Barker. The list of presenters is almost as long as the list of nominee's and all are equally as fucking dull as each other. It's almost as if dullness is catching. Andy Murray can barely fucking articulate himself in a coherent manner. He mumbles. I can barely understand what the bloke utters. Fucking hell. I hope to be dead before this joke of a show airs.
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carcinogen wrote:Clare Balding. Gabby Logan. Gary Linekar. Sue Barker. The list of presenters is almost as long as the list of nominee's and all are equally as fucking dull as each other. It's almost as if dullness is catching. Andy Murray can barely fucking articulate himself in a coherent manner. He mumbles. I can barely understand what the bloke utters. Fucking hell. I hope to be dead before this joke of a show airs.
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subsub wrote:Joe Hart
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I would vote for Charlotte Dujardin....if I voted.
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It's either Mo or Andy with Laura an outsider. The rest are nowhere.
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carcinogen wrote:Fucking hell. I hope to be dead before this joke of a show airs.
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I've re-read some of my earlier posts and I must confess I like what I have said. Utter bollocks of course. But how Ronnie O'Sullivan cannot be the perpetual winner of this bogus gong is beyond me. The man is a fucking genius. My only sadness is that his obvious genius could not have somehow been channelled into mathematics or physics rather than giving a career to cunts like John Virgo or Willie 'I'm so useless I can't even kill myself' Thorne.
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Move to sport
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The winner would be quite clear if not for political reasons, and that would be Tyson Fury.
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Or the Crafty Cockney
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BBC Sports Personality of the year; I honestly do not see the point of this programme.

I mean, who gives a shit?

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BBC box-tickers, OAPs and the insane
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Motty being all three
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Or the Crafty Cockney

What, Del Boy or Arthur ?
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No, Eric Bristow
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Is he the one who had a sitcom where he lived with his sister Hatty ?
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